"I can't believe I was given this mission, a BABYSITTER? Who do they think they are dealing with?" Ket screamed to herself in her thick English accent as she marched herself down the halls of The Massive, earning many stares.

The Tallest snickered as she marched by, the Irkens had always teased Ket from being a 'halfer' as many put it, she was only half Irken, and she didn't know of her other descent. She had the basic Irken structure, but her eyes and antennae were bright blue.

The Irken girl wore a purple turtle neck dress that came down to her knees. It had short sleeves. A black belt hung freely over her hips. A red heart broke in half on the front of the dress. Underneath the short sleeves were long black and white striped sleeves, with matching stockings. Last, she had boots similar to Tak's, but instead of different shades of pink, they were rather silver and black.

Ket glared angrily at The Tallest, Purple flinched and Red returned the angry stare, she scowled a bit and kept her head turned away from them.

Once she was in her ship and traveling through space, she started mumbling about her mission and how stupid it was. "How dare they! I have been on many other missions, but none as stupid as this! A babysitting job? What do they think I am a smeet?" She thought aloud. Out of the blue, a little SIR unit appeared. "Helloooo!" it greeted cheerfully. It was every similar to Gir, but when its eyes glowed red, it usually means it's not on command. Ket was lost in thought, however, and didn't notice the little SIR until it did a belly flop onto her head, which was followed by a loud metallic sounding thump.

Ket reached up, aggravated, and pulled it off of her head and set it down next to her not saying a word. "Master?" it said confused (well, more than usual). "MASTER!" It called out again. After a moment, it came out of it's daze, and proceeded to yell out. "MASTER'S DEAD! WAAAAA!" Then it jumped up and put its tiny hands around Ket's head and suddenly slammed her head forward into the controls. "What the hell do you think you're doing, Zir!" Ket shouted. Zir started for a moment, like he was taking in a thought. Then he leaped forward and jumped on Ket's face yelling, "ZOMBIE!"

Zir scratched and held onto Ket's face as she ran and stumbled about the small corridors of her slightly larger then normal ship. Unable to see Ket ran into a few walls and on the last hit fell backwards unconsciously.

Ket awoke to find the warning sirens screaming loudly and Zir going completely insane, "ZIR WHAT'S HAPPENING!" Ket asked in total panic.

"I DON'T KNOW?" Zir screamed at the top it's lungs and continued running until it hit a wall and shut down.

Ket ran to the cockpit and looked around frantically and found out it was nothing more then the destination planet, she sighed and looked at the monitor, "Ee-Arth….What kind of bloody name is that?" Ket grumbled as she entered the atmosphere and ordered the powered down Sir Unit to study the local life forms.

Zir frantically and excitedly watches outside the cockpit window watching many things whiz by and people look up at the strange aircraft; Zir was all too excited staring out the window with its mouth as wide as it could go and antenna glowing bright red.

"Zir! What is that?" Ket said pointing to a large tree in the middle of a large vacant lot.

"IT'S A MOOSE!" Zir screeched as the ship crashed into the tree completely demolishing it and landing in the dead center of the lot.

"This is where our base shall be Zir….Zir…Zir? What!" Ket yelped as Zir attacked her and licked her shoe, Ket cringed at the unhygienic ways of the little robot.

"Zir what information did you gather?" Ket inquired as professionally as she could.

"I saw a Platypus…" Zir said in a strange tone of voice while staring intently at its master.

Ket smacked her head and pushed a triangular button on the outside of her damaged ship, it popped out a monitor with many selections of disguises. She had managed getting some glimpses of Earthanoid female traits.

"This will do nicely…" Ket mumbled to herself as she stepped inside the pod, the machine started up and started shaking, "AH IT HURTS!" Ket yelped and stepped out an entirely different species.

"Absolutely genius." Ket said speaking very highly of herself, she now had very pale skin and looked completely human. She had a nose and ears and her blue antennae were replaced with bright blue hair similar to Gaz's but instead of clinging to her face it shot outwards in zig-zags.

Her eyes were now human but an unearthly blue color and her lips held a blue tint to them, she wore the same outfit but her Irken back attachment was now a black and blue backpack; Ket now had the appearance of a normal 11 year old girl.

"Now for a proper base!" Ket announced loudly unknowing she was collecting a rather large crowd. She pulled out an Irken electric note pad and drew a picture of the base, it was a rather large development.

Ket planted it into the ground and took of running down the street with Zir toddling behind her stumbling over a twig or two.

Zir giggled insanely as Ket ran across the road along the way a plastic bag was whisked into Ket's face; she panicked and pulled out the self destruct wrist band.

"AHHH HOSTILE LIFE FORMS!" She screeched as the plastic bag blew out of her face, she looked at it and the self destruct band disappeared underneath her clothing.

Author's Note's Section-

Hey everyone i'm back! And im writing fanfics for Invader Zim XD never thought i'd be doing that, but i recently got into the show...and im now obsessed. My friend and I are writing this together, i write most of the parts about Ket(my character) and she writes about Kat( hers) so you'll see a couple different writing styles.

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