One day, a young man called Tony, who stuttered very badly at inappropriate moments, was offered a job at the Genovian Palace as a secretary for her majesty the queen. Charlotte was asked to show him around first and introduce him to important people, "Wank…wank…when can I meet the queen?" He asked, stuttering inappropriately.
Charlotte stopped and turned to him, "I beg your pardon?"
"Wank…wank…when can I meet the queen?"
"Oh! I'll take you to her now."
Upon arrival at his queen's office, he was surprised to find the doors being opened for him and even more surprised to find that the queen was not alone. She was in the office, red faced as if she'd been doing something she shouldn't have, with her head of security standing close behind her. Tony had met him earlier, so already he knew his name, "Hell…hell…hello Joseph," he said, his stutter not getting any better, "Wee…wee…we meet again."
"Hello Tony, been getting up to mischief, have we?"
"On the cunt…on the cunt…on the contrary I've been quite hell…hell…helpful."
"That's good to hear. Allow me to introduce you to the queen, Clarisse Renaldi."
"It's a please to make your acquaintance, your majesty. You're a real ass…you're an ass…you're an asset to this country."
Queen Clarisse looked at him in shock as he took her hand and kissed it, "Charmed."
Still eyeing the man, she quickly asked Charlotte to cancel her next meeting.
"Your majesty, if I may say so, you're a cunt…you're a cunt…you're a continuous inspiration."
Once again, the queen was startled, "Perhaps we should adjourn to the garden for tea."
Once in the garden he started admiring the flowerbeds, "Fuck…fuck…fa crying out loud! How many flowers do you need?"
"Well I…I try to keep the garden looking happy."
"Christ…christ…Christchurch have some good flowers."
"Yes they do, I order most of mine from there. Well I get Charlotte to anyway."
"Shit…shit…shit…she told me earlier."
"Of course. So how did you develop this stutter of yours?"
"Tit…tit…it came when I was ten."
"And never went away?"
"Nuts…nuts…nah it's been there since I got it."
"Interesting…"
Later on when the lights had gone down and everyone was in bed, Tony walked into Clarisse's office to find a letter she wanted posted and he saw the strangest sight ever, two naked figures moving and moaning on top of the desk – he had to leave right away. Rushing down the hallway he bumped into Charlotte, "You look shocked, Tony, what on earth's the matter?"
"It's the queen!"
"What about her? Is something wrong?"
"She's in her office with Joe and they're fucking! They're fucking!"
After becoming accustomed to his stutter, Charlotte awaited his next words, but they never came, "Hey, I think your stutter's gone."
Ende.