Chapter 1: What the Hell!
"Snaaaaaaaaaaaake!" said the cyborg ninja that was currently haunting Snake's dreams.
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Snake was rudely awakened from his dream by a rather brassed-off cyborg ninja, who consequently threw him, none too gently, into his own wall. Snakewith hisvisionblurry for a few seconds; could see that it was indded a cyborg ninja had attacked him. "God damn it! I just fixed this wall!" Snake yelled as he pulled his gun from its holster. "Wait, damn! Bullets don't hurt you! Screw your exoskeleton!" Snake said throwing his gun aside, as he launched himself at his enemy. They exchanged blows in Snake's small apartment, which was too small for this kind of thing. Finally, Snake tried to land a dropkick to the ninja, but the ninja caught Snake's feet and threw him through his 1st floor apartment window.
Snake landed on the pavement, bleeding and gasping for air. The ninja jumped through the broken window, and they resumed their fight. It was raining and cold on this mid-December night. Snake, who wasn't wearing a shirt, was freezing, not-to-mention he already had at least two broken ribs, was giving his best, considering that he hasn't had any action like this for three years. Snake threw punches that hit the ninja but hurt Snake more because Snake didn't have any of his fighting gear on. "Who are you and how in the blue hell did you find me!" Snake asked backing away from the ninja, who displayed no weariness. "I will always know where you are Snake, you bastard!" the ninja said in a cyborg voice, "But I think you've had enough for tonight, I want to beat you when you're in your prime! Once and for all!" the ninja yelled as ran and hopped up the walls.
Snake, with very much trouble, crawled back into his apartment window. He stumbled over to his bathroom and threw it open to grab a towel. "Is this real?" he asked himself. Snake was going to contact Otacon, but he remembered that his friend was currently being held at a military base for questioning. Snake sat on bed thinking of what he should do, and who he should contact if he was going to contact anyone at all. But just then his codec rang. "Snake, Snake can you hear me?"