Disclaimer: I did not come up with Harry Potter or this idea or I would be profoundly rich. Harry Potter came from JKR, and the story idea came from Sillabub on veriteserum. Go to vertiteserum and look in the comics section to find theme idea.

HARRY POTTER ON THE INTERNET

CHAPTER ONE: SEARCHING

"We're going out."

"That's nice."

"You are not to touch our appliances, or raid the fridge."

"I don't want your muggle junk anyway."

"I'm going to lock you in this room."

"You act as though I care."

Long after the Vernon Dursley slammed and locked Harry's door Harry reflected on how pointless it was to lock him anyway, he could get out with magic. Harry Potter, of Number four Privet Drive was in a contrary mood. He wanted to do something, stop being so passive and staring at his ceiling. (He had long since memorized every nook and cranny over the past three summers.) Harry got up, walked over to the door, muttered "Alohamora" and walked downstairs. The Dursley's computer room, filled with many humming and glowing gadgets, stood open. Harry walked inside.

Harry sat down at the computer. "What is this internet thing anyway?" Harry wondered out loud. Harry clicked on the little symbol with "INTERNET" underneath it. A page with pictures (nonmoving) popped up, advertising muggle news. There was a white bar at the top of the screen with a lot of slashes and dashes in it. Harry typed in "Harry Potter" in the white bar.

What he saw disturbed him greatly. A little message saying "Search returned 45,067,894,329,451 pages" was hanging over rather odd blue messages.

"Harry Potter Database, Warner Brothers Harry Potter Movies, Harry Potter Official Fan site, Mugglenet, Harry Potter Merchandise, Potter Puppet Pals, What is this?" Harry was flabbergasted. This had to be a mistake. How could he be so famous on a muggle device? Harry clicked on the first blue text.

Harry gasped. Images of someone who vaguely resembled him riding a hippogriff were plastered all over the top of a screen covered with links to myriad different options. Harry Potter Discussion. Harry Potter Fan Fiction. Harry Potter Movies. Harry Potter Theories. Harry clicked on the "Theories" link.

After reading several dozen pages, and finding out that all of these sights were indeed about him, he realized the implication of having all of this information floating around. If Voldemort were to discover this, his closest secrets would be unveiled.

Harry ran upstairs. He grabbed some pieces of parchment and started writing.

Hermione,

You have got to show Ron and Ginny this internet thing. I typed in "Harry Potter," and got a whole load of wild stuff. There is personal information about all of us. Seriously, if Voldemort finds out about this, we are doomed.

Harry.

P.S. Who the Heck is this JK Rowling person anyway?

Harry attached his letter to Hedwig's leg, and watched her fly out the window. Just after that, a car door slammed, and a few seconds later, a bellow rang up the stairs.

Harry had forgotten to turn off the computer.

(A/N) Sorry this is so short; I got a bit of writers block. Please review!