Disclaimer: I unfortunately don't own Lord Sesshoumaru or any of the other characters, I'm basically just borrowing them….xD

I feel sorry for Sesshoumaru at the end. You know, oh no, I forgot, you don't. You gotta read the chappie first. Lol.

Lesson 2

Sesshoumaru's Test

Class! Listen up! Today, I, Lord Sesshoumaru will show you how to get an arm ripped off. (Students stare.) WHAT? You realized that you DO want to be me don't you? And by the way, if you're blind I don't blame you, because those who have good vision must have noticed already that I'm missing an arm.

First of all: you need a stupid little brother. Second of all: your stupid little brother needs the tessaiga. Third of all: you need to—(pause)—to—(pause)—to be d-defeated, by-y (cough) your stupid little b-brother. cries Oh well, that's what makes me, so, so me! criesofjoy So, I, Lord Sesshoumaru demand you to train to get your arm ripped off. Are you with me? (Sesshoumaru turns to the students and see them crying their heads-off) What is this! Crying? I, Lord Sesshoumaru don't cry!

"B-but just then, you were crying of joy remember!"

(Sesshoumaru stares. Stares hard. Very hard. Student pees in his pants.)

Anyways, shall we go to the gym! We shall train to fight in a FA-BULOUS WAY! (Student stares with their jaws dropping and touching the ground.) OH! FOR GOD SAKE! What is it now?

"Um…nothing, Dear Lord Sesshoumaru, we were just th-hinking about how we are supposed to train in a FA-BULOUS WAY! (The student exaggerated when he said FA-BULOUS WAY! So Sesshoumaru stares. Stares hard. Very hard. Student peeps in his pants.)

Anyways, let's go to the gym! (At the gym.)

"What the hell do you think ya doin' here!" (Inuyasha points at his own 50 students, but more than the half was Sesshoumaru's)

Oh my, oh my. If isn't Inuyasha. GREAT! Now my students can get their arms ripped off. smile (Students are scared. Duh. Who wouldn't be?) You see, Inuyasha is stupid and he has the tessaiga with him.

"Less talkin' more fightin' cuz my students can't wait any longer to rip your student arm off."

Oh! By the way! Good Luck! (Sesshoumaru's students are crying. Crying 'till death. Student # 1 steps in front of Inuyasha crying and says: "Will it hurt?" Cries and cries. Inuyasha put his tessaiga right in front if the student's arm.)

STOP! OH MY GOD! MY STUDENTS ARE ALL IMBECILES! RETARDED! IDIOTS! STUPID! It was all SARCASM! Of course I would not let a stupid little brother rip my arm off on purpose! OH MY GOD!

"Oh…thank goodness!"

You bunch of idiots! You just failed your first test! IDIOTS! I was just testing to see if you would fall for some bizarre trick like that and you did! YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TRAINING WITH NOTICING SARCASM! OH MY GOD! IDIOTS! (Students now cry of happiness). How could you people be such donkeys! IDIOTS! And you still believe in the FA-BULOUS WAY OF TRAINING! That's GAY! I, Lord Sesshoumaru will definitely make you stay for detention! IDIOTS!

(All of the 5 students and Sesshoumaru leave and Inuyasha say: "Wha? We are not fightin'?")

I'm so infuriated. You know why? Because unfortunately I can't send you down the hallway. And you know why? Because then, I wouldn't have any students left, and then I wouldn't get paid! And in this world we all know that to survive you need food. To get food you need money. And to get money you need to work. And what am I doing here? Working! So guess what I'm going to do. YES! I'm going to give you another test. This time a beauty test. Are you all with me? To be me, Lord Sesshoumaru, you need, of course you need, beautiful hair. My hair is all silvery and long and beautiful. Besides, am I obese? Because you know, you wouldn't have a personality of an evil, good looking; strong, cool, serious guy who got his arm ripped off by his stupid little brother (by accident) and that has 2 cool swords with opposite utility such as bringing the dead back to life and making those who are alive go to hell. YOU! YES YOU IN THE CORNER! I bet you have weight problems. GO ON A DIET NOW! And I say it again: I, Lord Sesshoumaru, am beautiful.

Your test is due tomorrow coming through the door, looking beautiful. Oh by the way, if you want to have some pretty paintings on your face I would really appreciate it. Like I, Lord Sesshoumaru have strips on my cheeks and a moon on my forehead! I'll be waiting for you.

----------NEXT DAY---------

(Nobody came beautiful.)

What's this! I TOLD YOU TO COME LOOKING BEAUTIFUL!

"W-what? L-lord Sesshoumaru, we thought y-you were absolutely kidding, y-you know, when you said abut ripping our arms off and stuff so…!"

YOU-YOU-YOU IDIOT!

I'm a going to be poor. I'm going to be poor. I'm going to be poor.

A/N: Thanks Sesshoumaru again for making an extraordinary job! I am so pleased by the previous chappie reviews! THNX! I really DID appreciate it. REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! (Says review more than 799654 times. ) By the way, I love Sesshy.