Disclaimer: I unfortunately don't own Sesshoumaru or any of the other characters, I wish I owned them, but as Sesshoumaru tells me, "If wishes were horses, beggars would ride."

Just to make you clear, in one of my reviews, they asked me if there was an Inuyasha's Class story. And there is. It's made by zcindy93, not by me. You can go to my reviews and you'll see her name there, click it and then you'll see Inuyasha's Class. But there's one more thing: after you read this chapter, at the end, I have a question and could you guys please answer it?

Lesson 3

Sesshoumaru is Sesshoumaru, it will never change.

I, Lord Sesshoumaru, understand that you guys are quite bored listening to my complaints and my sarcasms all day long, but just this week, I said: JUST THIS WEEK, we are going to take a break! Guess where we are going? To Disneyworld. (All the students gasps!) Just give me $1776! (Students stare and gasp) WHAT? Its easy money, easy money. (Again, students stare and gasp) Can't you people do math? Look, in order to go to Florida, we need in 4 planes and each of them costs $200. So, 200 times 4 equal 800. We are going to stay there for 4 nights, and a hotel cost 100 per night, so 400, right? To go to Disneyworld is $70 dollars each person, and since we are going to play over there everyday (4 days) it would be $280. (Wow he's smart)Now DO THE MATH!

(Takes 13 minutes and 4 seconds for the students to do the math.)

"B-but, Lord Sesshoumaru, I did the math a-and it's that -- we have to pay $1480 each person, not $1776."

Oh my dear, did I forget to tell that you guys have to pay for me too? Aww, how adorable! Well, you do, because I, Lord Sesshoumaru am already doing a favor. (Bad man!)

"B-but, Lord Sesshoumaru! How are we going to get all that money?"

Oh…I see. Well, I know what you guys can do. smiles you guys can go out in the streets and beg for money; as simple as that!

"B-but, L-lord Sesshoumaru!"

NO MORE BUTS!

"Oh…I was wish I could have the money right now…"

If wishes were horses, beggars would ride. Now you should get to work. I know it's hard for you to try and be me, but what can I say? I'm me, Lord Sesshoumaru, Mister Almighty, Mister Know-it-all, Mister GO-TO-THE-STREETS-NOW-OR-ELSE-I'LL-KILL-YOU! (All the students cry like a baby. Ooh….baby, baby, baby, baby, er….sorry.)

A student whispers: "Lord Sesshoumaru is soo mean, I wish he could be nicer."

"Yea, me too."

"Yea…I wish…"

Didn't you humans listen to me! I, Lord Sesshoumaru SAID: IF WISHES WERE HORSES, BEGGARS WOULD RIDE! SHEESH! STOP WITH YOUR NONSENSE AND GO OUT TO THE STREETS NOW! (Big Fat Meany!)

In the start I already asked: Do you really want to become an evil, good looking; strong, cool, serious guy who got his arm ripped off by his stupid little brother (by accident)and that has 2 cool swords with opposite utility such as bringing the dead back to life and making those who are alive go to hell? DO YOU REMEMBER! And you made a compromise to me! You all promised to work hard and try to be me, well, er, of course you can't be me, but...AHEM, my point is: do it now or never do it.

"Um…do what again?"

OH MY GOD! FOR GOD'S SAKE! People! Even my dog is smarter than you!

"Um…Lord Sesshoumaru….no offense, but you are a dog. Wait a minute. YOU ARE A DOG! Ooh…doggie, doggie, doggie….!"

"Yea, doggie, doggie, doggie…!"

(PAUSE)

(LONG PAUSE)

Yes, I, Lord Sesshoumaru, am a failure…I shall not teach, I'm nothing but an idiot who thinks his all that and got his arm ripped off even by a stupid little brother, how more pathetic could I be? I'm sorry for making such a scene. I'm useless, I'm poor, and I'm nothing but…a puppy who needs a good home and comfort. cries (Awww….)

"Oh…L-lord Sesshoumaru! T-that's so sad! Were you serious this time?"

No. Now go back to work…idiot humans…When will they learn the true lesson of Wisdom? Fools, idiots, retarded, bakas, stupid, everything that's bad is contained inside your human body and soul! What a shame! But, on the contrary, I, Lord Sesshoumaru, am beautiful, strong, almighty, cool, and all popular around the girls, even the boys too, and that can fight better than anyone…( Blah, blah, blah. Sesshoumaru continues to appreciate himself)

"I prefer Lord Sesshoumaru when he thinks his useless."

"Yea, so do I." (laughs)

GO BACK TO WORK, HUMAN IDIOTS!

A/N: So…anyone had fun? Sesshoumaru did. Oh well, here's my question: I, the author, was thinking to end this story in this chapter (chapter 3) and never write it again. It'll depend on your decision. Put "YES" if you want me to continue writing, r you can simply put: "NO" if you don't want to. Be as sincere as you want plz.

Thank you so much for reading it, and you can put the answer on the review. I LOVE SESSHOUMARU! And review and review! THNXS YOU GUYS!