Disclaimer: I do not own Sesshoumaru, (cries) that is so sad.

Hello! My reviewers said that I should keep on writing. I thought for a long time and came with this conclusion: this chappie (# 4) is the last chappie of Sesshoumaru's Class; where the five students are going to finish Sesshoumaru's Class. They are going to graduate from high school, Sesshy retires and etc. Have fun and thank you everybody!

Lesson 4

See you Lord Sesshoumaru!

I, Lord Sesshoumaru, had fun this year. You all learned great things about me, and that is the true Lesson of Wisdom. I am proud. I, Lord Sesshoumaru hope that one day you can become a great living being that can actually do something that is worth for. I hope you learned that you are stupid and always fall for my sarcasm, so I wanted you to please; I beg you, please, do not fall for any sarcasm, unless it's mine, of course. (A student cries.) P-please…d-don't c-cry….I, Lord Sesshoumaru will miss you too!

"I-I was c-cryin' cuz I'm happy that I don't have to suffer in your hands a-anymore!"

WHAT! YOU INSOLENT FOOL! YOU IDIOT! I WILL NEVER EVER MISS YOU! AND I'M THE ONE SUFFERING BECAUSE I'M THE ONE WHO HAS TO TAKE CARE OF SUCH STUPIDS HUMANS! YOU IDIOT! IDIOT! IDIO-

"Gottcha! It was all sarcasm."

(Sesshoumaru gets all red.) Well, AHEM, I supposed you learned well, but you see, you will never ever be an evil, good looking; strong, cool, serious guy who got his arm ripped off by his stupid little brother (by accident) and that has 2 cool swords with opposite utility such as bringing the dead back to life and making those who are alive go to hell. You know why? Because that's me, and I'm me, you are not me, because the only one being capable of being me, is me. (Students are like: um….okay…A/N: I bet you are like that too.)

I, Lord Sesshoumaru am relieved that I do not have to baby sit you anymore and that you are a big boy that can take care of yourself. I am happy that I get paid every month teaching you insects how to be me. I even bought a BMW! And it's all shiny in the parking lot, yay. But it's too tiring for me to have to go trough this torture for another year, so I'm going to retire. Yes, I, Lord Sesshoumaru, am going retire. Hey, at least by retiring I get paid and I am a normal United States citizen and I did work for more than 10 years! So there, HA! In your faces!

So, concluding this class, I, Lord Sesshoumaru wanted to see you all at the graduating party and it'll be my first and last feast with pathetic humans sharing the table with me! See you all at the graduating party. Wait, should I wear my kimono or a tuxedo?

------PARTY------

"So, you decided to show your face here, huh? And you are wearing a kimono. Pfft, how pathetic is that!"

Look at yourself. (Inuyasha looked at himself and he was wearing a kimono also, but he didn't understand the joke.)

(At the graduation party there were all the teachers from the high school, they were: Kikyou, Kagome, Sango, Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, Kouga, Naraku, Kagura and Jakostu. Of course, Miroku was kicked out of the school because of inappropriate stuff… )

"I bet nobody can drink as much as I can." (Naraku shouted.)

"Well, I can. Sesshoumaru, I bet $30 that you can't drink as much as I can." (Inuyasha said it with a victory smile.)

Well, think again, I, Lord Sesshoumaru will absolutely not be ever defeated! (Sesshoumaru, Naraku and Inuyasha started drinkning like crazy, after 30 minutes…)

D.j.! Hit the song again! Whoo-hoo! I'm all POP! C'mon and dance! (Sesshoumaru is like, acting like crazy and dancing to the Eminem song.) Enenem is good! Wow, what an exciting experience!

"It's Eminem. Not Enenem. E-M-I-N-E-M".

Wha? Whatever dude. (It's obvious that Sesshoumaru is drunk.) Yahoo! Oh yea, oh yea…oh yea……huh? Wait a second; I thought I had five students, then why is there only four? Whatever dude. Um…could I ask you a question? What is the meaning of "Shake your bootay"? (Omg, that is so embarrassing.) Whoo-hoo! (The 4 students get Sesshoumaru and throw his face in the toilet.)

W-WHAT HAPPENED! Wait, I have one arm and two legs and a head. Okay, I'm alive. But wait, why was the face of Lord Sesshoumaru in the toilet! I NEED AN EXPLANATION RIGHT NOW! And what is this annoying song? (Students chuckle)

--------CONCLUSION (10 YEARS LATER) -------

Ahhh….fresh air! (Sesshoumaru bought a beach house.) I, Lord Sesshoumaru am glad that I retired 10 years ago, but I do, indeed miss my insolent fool's students…I'm going to tell you guys what happened to my students:

Student # 1: He became a Harvard University teacher and he taught 'How To Be Sesshoumaru's Disciple'

Student # 2: He became a Stanford University teacher and he taught 'How To Survive Sesshoumaru's Sarcasm.'

Student # 3: He was the creator of 'Sesshoumaru Museum' which was a BIG attraction.

Student # 4: He followed Sesshoumaru's steps and became the 'Sesshoumaru's Class' teacher in the same high school Sesshoumaru taught.

Student # 5: She died of shocking emotion the same day that she noticed that she had just passed 'Sesshoumaru's Class'. How sad.

And now, if you shall let me, I, Lord Sesshoumaru, will continue appreciating my memories and my sun bathing…

The End

A/N: Aww….I finished. (sniffs) I know, I know, it wasn't as good as the others, but you know, I just wanted to end the story in a ending way….(sniffs) I'll miss writing this soo much! But hey, every story has to end right? So ya…

Thnxs for all the help you guyzs gave me and a special thnxs to Sesshoumaru! Thank you! I had a great time! Byee! Review plz…

P.S: I was still thinking about if I would make another classes and stuff. Or maybe it's just too lame. I don't know, help me. I'm going crazy! Haha. But well, help me plz, what shall I do?