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Hi ya there... i did a new chapter for some weird reason... it might be kind of random though
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Chapter Three
The next school day was not one of the boring… though it did have the usual classes. No, things were never boring in their classes. Instead of doing the usual Japanese class, the teacher decided to talk about their weekends… Was this another attempt of taking the easy way out for their teacher? It sure was… andit was working.
"We went on a plane that went to Mars." Osaka said.
"No it didn't" Yomi san corrected.
"Yes it did. I remember seeing the potatoes in the sky."
"Potatoes in the sky?" Sensei asked, thoroughly confused.
"Yeah. And there was a cat, flying up into the sky. Higher and higher."
"Ok. That's nice. But what really happened?"
"We went to Mars and saw the potatoes!" Osaka insisted. "Ask Tomo
-chan. She'll tell you. She was there too."
"We went around on a tour, in the plane. We didn't go to Mars." Tomo said.
"No we went to Mars. There were potatoes and everything."
"Potatoes? We didn't even see a Martian."
"Yes we did. The flying cat. It waved to us as it flew away."
Everyone was so tired of this story. "Next. Chiyo-chan."
"Ok… Ummm… we went on a plane ride around in a circle and we had a picnic and we saw a balloon in the shape of a cat."
"That explains the cat."
"It was real. The cat was real!" Osaka insisted. Everyone just rolled their eyes. Osaka closed her eyes and then resumed her usual morning nap. Of course her nap time was all the time.
"We talked about what we wanted to be when we were older."
"What do you want to be Chiyo-chan?" everyone asked.
"I don't really know yet."
"I want to be a refridgerator!" Osaka said, through her sleep.
"You can't be a fridge!" Everyone screamed.
"And I'll have a freezer attached to me as well." She went on.
"Shut up, Osaka." But she was too far into sleep to hear that.
"I went too. We saw a cat balloon and Sakaki san was there too." Kaorin said blushing.
"She was. She saw the cat martian too."
"Shut up, Osaka!" Everyone screamed.
Chiyo-chan by now was slowly creeping towards her seat. "Not just yet" Sensei said, halting her in her tracks. Chiyo-chan sighed and went back to the front of the class. "So what did you eat?"
"That's what you wanted to know?" Yomi asked. The whole class fell off their seats anime style.
"I had lots of sandwiches and lots of fruits, which I shared with my friends."
"There was also a snowman and he said he was waiting for Christmas so he could see his friends again" Osaka interrupted again.
"There was a snowman? There was no snow." Yomi asked.
"In Mars!"
"I was there, Osaka! We didn't go to Mars, there were no Martians cats or snow. So how can there be snowmen?" Yomi cracked.
"No you weren't. You got off the ride before we went."
"Were you asleep by any chance?"
"Asleep? No. Tomo, say that we went to mars."
"We did…n't" Tomo replied.
"See, we did. And this proves it!" That was final. She went back to sleep.
"O.k Class, we have fifteen minutes left, what would you like to do?"
This was how the day was. Osaka interrupting to talk about something, which she imagined and everyone telling her to shut up.
So tell me what you think and review!
Adddddss: So now what do you get when you add a pogo stick and an octopus together?
Sal:a bounching purple jelly fish!
Adddddss: Yes! What do you get when you add a banana and a pig together?
Sal: A purple jelly fish eating a banana
Adddddss: Yes! What do you get when you add a pencial case and bok choy together?
Sal: A purple jelly fish!
Adddddss: Yes... No! You get a green eating purple jelly fish!
Ok now go and reivew and do more crazy things and remember... KEEP RANDOM!