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A/N: Yeah, you all liked the first chapter so far. We hope you like this next one and the rest too, but keep in mind that we wrote this before HBP, therefore there are somehtings that can no longer be due to the contents of the sixth book. But just pretend that they never happened for the time being.
Chapter 2
The HGFC
"Draco…" Pansy tried to reason with her friend. "Calm down!"
"I'll kill him. I'll kill the bloody bastard."
"Draco, let it go!"
"I always get what I want. Always," he continued his mad rage.
"Please calm down," Pansy cried. She was terrified of his temper. "You need to let this go!"
"Pansy," Draco said as he turned his attention to her. "You need to break them up. He's not right for her!"
"And you are?" she shot at him. "Draco, you lost your chance when you were her enemy. Even before you liked her, you had lost your chance."
"He's too old for her then. Pansy," he whined. "Help me!"
"Draco, I cant. Hermione's my friend."
"So am I!" he countered.
"Not when you act like this, you aren't."
"Ginny, you're friends with Hermione, right?"
"Yes," Ginny said.
"Could you do me a favor then?"
"Anything," Ginny answered.
"Can you tell her that I like her, I really do, but I don't know how to tell her," he confided.
"Of course I can, Neville," Ginny smiled.
"Hey Lavender, come here."
"What do you want?" Lavender asked in disgust.
"Are you friends with Hermione?"
"Not that close but sure, why?"
"Can you give her this?" he said, handing her a note.
"I guess so, but you owe me one, Zabini," Lavender sighed.
"Luna, can you help me, I'm having a problem."
"Of course," Luna smiled.
"I've finially decided to tell her and I don't know what to write."
"Just tell her that you've loved her since second year and you really want to date her," Luna smiled.
"Is that good?" he asked, holding up the parchment.
"Very good, Terry. Now give it to me and I'll make sure she gets it."
"Parvati, come over here."
"What's up?" Parvati asked as she sat down on the couch next to her boyfriend.
"I'm sorry, but can we break up," he said.
"Why?" Parvati asked, crushed.
"Well, I really like Hermione and I want to ask her out."
"Asshole," Parvati said bitterly as she smacked Dean across the face.
"You what?"
"I like her, do you think I should ask her out?"
"No!"
"Why?"
"Because, she would never date someone like you."
"But I really like her," he relayed.
"I don't care how much you like her, she is never going to want you, Goyle," Draco said angrily.
"Potter. Potter, come here," Draco said.
"What do you want, prick," Harry said to his enemy.
"I need you to do me a favor," he said.
"A favor?" Harry asked.
"Yes, this is what I need you to do…"
"Hermione, Zabini told me to give this to you," Lavender sighed as she handed the folded piece of parchment to the Head Girl.
"Zabini?" she asked, opening the note. She dropped the note in shock, Zabini had the hots for her? This was new news. She always thought all the boys at school still thought of her as a prudish bookworm.
Hermione left the Gryffindor common room to go find Blaise and tell him that she didn't like him.
As she approached the Slytherin Entrance she saw Gregory Goyle and Draco Malfoy arguing.
"She is never going to want you, Goyle!" she heard Draco say angrily. As she passed by Goyle muttered something and pointed past Draco towards her. Draco spun around but quickly covered his surprise with a frown.
"What are you doing down here, Granger?"
"I'm Head Girl, I'm allowed down here."
"I know you're allowed down here. I asked why you were here."
"I need to talk to Zabini. Can one of you go get him or shall I escort myself?"
"I'll—" Goyle started but was roughly cut off by an elbowing from Draco.
"I'll take you," Draco said as he passed her. He approached the stone wall and said the password. The stone wall slid away and Hermione followed Draco into the grim, cold interior. "Zabini!" he shouted as soon as they reached the stairs. Hermione stood near Draco nervously. The entire common room was staring at her red and gold crest in disgust. She jumped back in surprise when Draco's hear turned to face her. "Scare easily?" he joked.
Hermione looked at him stangely—she had never heard him joke around before.
"Why do you need him?" he asked her, pointing his thumb back over his shoulder.
"I…that's none of your business," she said, trying to ignore his unnatural friendliness.
"Eh, your choice," Draco said. "Zabini!" Draco yelled and Blaise came stumbling down the stairs.
"What do you want?" Blaise asked Draco, then caught sight of Hermione. His cheeks flushed . "Hi, Hermione," he said shyly.
"I need to talk to you outside," Hermione said.
"Sure," Blaise said, following Hermione out of the Slytherin common room.
Hermione? Draco thought in his head. When did Zabini start calling her Hermione?
Draco decided that he would eavesdrop on their conversation. He left the common room and followed a good distance behind the two.
When they walked outside and behind the greenhouses, Draco hid himself around a corner and listened.
"Hermione, I know I seem like a schoolboy, but I really do like you," Blaise was saying.
"Blaise, I don't like you in that way, I appreaciate that you do but I have a boyfriend," Hermione said.
"You do?" Blaise asked.
"Yes, but I am flattered by the gesture, and maybe, if I ever break up with Dan," highly unlikely she thought to herself. "Then maybe I'll take you up on the offer."
Blaise was silent then he muttered. "Fine."
"I'm sorry, Blaise."
"It's fine, just remember about me if anything happens between you and Dan."
"I will," Hermione said. "But I have to go do homework, so I'll see you later."
"Yeah sure," Blaise said.
Hermione came around the corner of the greenhouse but Draco had already moved to another side of it to avoid being seen.
He formulated a plan.
Draco was standing outside of the Gryffindor common room waiting for Potter to come out. When he finally did, Draco got his attention.
"Potter. Potter, come here," Draco said.
"What do you want, prick," Harry said angrily.
"I need you to do me a favor," Draco said quietly.
"A favor?" Harry asked suspiciously.
"Yes, this is what I need you to do, you see I have a horribly large crush on Granger."
"You? You have a crush on Hermione?" Harry asked.
"Yes, but don't tell anyone, now can you please just tell her to go to the forbidden forest at midnight tomorrow?"
"What do I get out of this?" Harry asked.
"It's someone five years older than her, Zabini, or me, you choose."
Harry mulled this over for a couple of minutes, Zabini was known to take girls and drop them as quickly as possible. Dan was way too old for Hermione and Harry was worried that he would break her heart when they broke up, because Dan would never propose to someone so young and was probably only using Hermione for the sex that he knew they had.
"Fine, I'll tell her, but only because I care about her, but if you do anything to hurt her, I swear to Merlin…"
"I know Potter, you'll curse me into oblivion, just tell her."
"Sure," Harry said distractedly, heading down to the Great Hall for dinner.
"Hermione," Harry called.
"Yes?"
"Go to the forbidden forest at midnight tomorrow," he said casually.
"What?" Hermione asked confused.
"Go to the forbidden forest at midnight tomorrow," he repeated more slowly.
"Why?"
"Secret admirer wants to meet you there."
"Ugh. I told Zabini that I—"
"It's not Zabini," Harry interrupted.
"Dan?" Hermione asked hopefully.
Harry held back his disgust. "No, someone else."
"Maybe I should just make an announcement or something that I have a boyfriend," Hermione said lazily.
"A hell of a lot of people would be upset," Harry muttered.
"Huh?" Hermione asked, raising her head from her plate.
"Nothing."
Hermione just looked down at her food and started eating again, though much slower than before. She wondered who else could like her, who else would find her attractive.
She would see at midnight tomorrow. If only Dan knew that there was a Hermione Granger fan club.
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