Disclaimer: I own neither Final Fantasy 6 or 7, I own a copy of the games but I do not own the story.
(A/N: I got this idea from another Fanfic I read a while back, read, review, and enjoy, or I'll send these two after you .)
On a lone road, we see two men walking towards each other. One is incredibly tall in all black, with a some metal at certain joints, with long platinum hair. The other was shorter in green, red, and yellow clothing wearing an excessive amount of make-up and with shorter blonde hair. When they met each had different reactions, the taller man glared with a sneer while the shorter man was taunting the taller man with childish gestures. "I'm better than you clown boy," the taller one sneered.
"My name is Kefka, and you wish mommy's boy," the shorter man taunted.
"My name is Sephiroth, and you cannot even begin to compare with me," Sephiroth said.
"I can cast magic!"
"So can I."
"I killed my emperor."
"I killed the president of a company that controlled the entire world."
"I killed an entire city by poisoning the water supply!"
"I killed an entire village with my sword while burning it to the ground."
"I killed off an entire race!"
"I am the genetically altered descendent and reviver of a being that killed off an entire race while trying to destroy the entire planet."
"Too many big words. I killed off an honorable ally because I felt like it." Kefka grumbled as he made a confused face.
"I killed the most innocent enemy I had while she was praying."
"I unbalanced the world utterally destroying most of it!"
"I released mighty weapons bent on killing and destroying most of the world."
"I called down the Light of Judgement on anybody I wanted."
"I called down a meteor from space to destroy the entire planet."
"I became a living god!"
"I was already a living god, and my plan was to become an actual god."
"I had to deal with 14 enemies!"
"I had to deal with 5 powerful enemies and 2 annoying ones."
"I became an angel in the final fight!"
"I am the One Winged Angel and then I still had some fight in me after I lost the fight."
"I have a cooler theme song!"
"My song has lyrics,"
"I show up as the real me throughout the entire game."
"Well, I appear in three games." Sephiroth said smugly.
Kefka was actually silent at that, how uncharacteristic of him. He then stormed off with an anime angry cloud over his head while Sephiroth walked off with a smirk on his face.
Well, well, Sephiroth actually proves to be the better villain. I had my money on Kefka. I still say Kefka is better. Now review, if I get enough I may actually do an update with two other characters.
