Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Final Fantasy games
Author's note: Back by popular demand, it's Whose Better!
Walking down a dirt beaten path two figures walked. The first was a tall man with long blue hair, a flowing wizard's gown, and a tiny little potbelly. The other was a man with platinum hair, and in an incredibly revealing white outfit. They stopped and looked at each other, the taller man shivered in disgust and then sneered at the smaller. The other man crossed his arms and smirked in defiance. "So what's your name fatty?" the smaller asked.
"I am Seymour Guado, Meyster of Yeavon," the larger answered.
"See more guano?" the smaller chuckled to the other man's annoyance, "Allow me to introduce myself if you won't, I am Kuja."
"That's my name! Seymour Guado,"
"So Guano is your name? My poor fellow I almost feel sorry for you,"
"Oh will you shut up! I have a better name than you do! At least I have a last name!"
"I do as well, I just choose not to use it,"
"Very well, so what makes you think you are so much cooler than me?"
"I can summon monsters,"
"I summon Aeons,"
"I took control of Bahamut, the King of Dragons, one of the strongest Eidolons,"
"My Aeon was stronger than the Aeon Bahamut,"
"Ahh so Aeons and Eidolons are the same thing, that's good to know. Well I ride atop a silver dragon," Kuja said smugly.
"I rode atop Sin, the destroyer of Machina,"
"How big was this Sin?"
"Bigger than most cities,"
"What did it look like?"
"A giant fish…"
"I win," Kuja commented with a smirk and a flip of his hair.
"I almost killed of an entire race,"
"I sent three kingdoms to war against each other,"
"I can dispel Aeons,"
"That's a tough one to beat…." Kuja commented as he stroked his chin, "Ahh yes, I destroyed an entire planet."
"I forced the hero's main love interest into a marriage procession as my bride,"
"My goal was to destroy all of existence," Kuja countered confidently as he pointed a finger at Seymour.
"And it worked, kiss and all," Seymour finished leaving Kuja speechless, which made Seymour smirk very smugly as he walked past.
Author's conclusions: And what do you know….Hey what are you doing in here!
Back to the fic…
Sephiroth appeared before Seymour before he could leave the area as he grimaced, "Well guess what? I get to appear in a movie after I died in the game world, set after the game," Sephiroth said smugly as he began to walk off leaving both Kuja and Seymour fuming.
Kefka's Conclusions: Seymour earned himself more villain cred than Kuja by that one little act, Kuja turns to be a whiney little baby who was sad about the fact he was going to die. But Sephiroth still is cooler simply because he gets a movie appearance and they don't. Sometimes life just isn't fair for these villains, especially because I still haven't appeared in another game or movie!.
Author's Final say: Next time, I'll pair a couple of heroes up.