The Ballad of Sir Bors
Take heed the moral of this tale,
It shows that size really does matter.
He rides like a great deadly gale,
Although he couldn't get much fatter.
Sir Bors, Sir Bors,
He wields a massive sword!
Sir Bors, Sir Bors,
He is a one-man horde!
He has eleven crazy brats,
Who're always ready on the go.
His wife Vanora is a catch,
I certainly would not say no!
Sir Bors, Sir Bors,
He's got lots on his plate,
Sir Bors, Sir Bors,
He's got a fuzzy pate!
His best friend was Sir Dagonet,
And Bors was quite sad when he perished.
And in the battle at the gate,
A lot of Saxons did he squish.
Sir Bors, Sir Bors,
He avenged his friend's death,
Sir Bors, Sir Bors,
He probably has bad breath.
Sir Bors, Sir Bors,
He is an awesome dad,
Sir Bors, Sir Bors,
But quite a slobbish cad!