Angel: Whooo! I finished chapter two...sorry it took to long!

Meowth: I'm so surprised Angel!

Bakura: Hmm...

Angel: Do the disclaimer Meowth...pouts and does puppy dog eyes

Disclaimer: Angel doesnt any of these animes in this fic...though I wish I owned Tracey...

Chaos with Tanya and Alex: Chapter 2

So Alex and Tanya were hanging out by a tree with Ashley and Matt...Tanya and Alex had just finished reading an Excel Saga fanfic and the two were laughing their heads off. Tanya was trying to calm down.

"Have fun?" Ashley asked.

Tanya falls to the ground laughing pulling Alex with her "HAIL LORD ILLPALAZZO! FOR HE IS THE GREATEST OF ALL! WHAT IS IT TODAY MY GRAND LORD ILLPALAZZO? HAVE ANOTHER MISSION WITH MANY FAILED ATTEMPTS AT TAKING OVER THE CITY WITH THE MOST SPECIFIC AND MOST UNTHOUGHT OF METHODS WHICH USUALLY RESULT IN OUR MANY DEATHS AND RESURRECTIONS AND CONSTITUTES A RAISE IN WHICH IS NEVER EXPLAINED HOW WE GET PAID IN THE FIRST PLACE BUT THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE YOU'RE LORD ILLPALAZZO!" Tanya shouted.

Ashley couldn't think of anything to say. Tanya points to Matt.

"MY LORD ILLPALAZZO!" Tanya shouted.

"Haha..." Matt said.

Ashley falls backwards. Alex is trying to pet Mr. Puppy but can't stop laughing.

"ALEX! WE MUST FIND LORD ILLPALAZZO!" Tanya said.

"Okay!" Alex said and pulls out Lord Illpalazzo radar.

Tanya grabbed the tracking device from Alex and ran off, blindly searching instead of looking at the tracker. Dying many times in the process by getting run over and stubbing her toe.

Matt sits atop a high tree watching her. Ashley teleports next to Matt and watches as well.

Matt turns to ash startled "GAH!" He yelled, losing his balance and falls off the tree and lands on his head. Ashley teleports him back up and heals his head.

"You ok?" Ashley asked. Matt has and dazed look.

"Look at all the pretty stars..." He said. Ashley fully heals him from anything and everything

"There we go," Ashley said.

"Damn...that hurt" Matt said.

"Sorry," Ashley said.

"MY LORD!" Tanya shouted. She dies and lies there.

"Huh?" Matt said.

"WTF?" Ashley said. Alex was petting Mr. Puppy "Lord Mr. Puppy!" Alex shouted. Tanya's spirit and haunts...Bakura.

Ashley falls backwards off of the tree and lands on a sharp rock.

"Um..." Matt said. Ashley heals herself.

"Alex!" Ashley said. Ashley revives Tanya. Ashley teleports next to Matt again but doesn't startle him "Don't...fall"

Bakura was playing video games "I still don't believe ghosts can haunt ghosts..." Bakura said and catches a Pikachu "Yay! I caught Pikachu!"

Ashley blinks. Tanya still haunts Bakura but becomes alivish again and falls on Bakura

"Ouch..." Ashley said.

The batteries from Bakura's GBA fall out "NOOOOOO! PIKACHU!" Bakura shouted.

"I guess...this would be a bad time to tell you I saved over your sapphire version," Tanya said.

"I thought Rei did that to Lee's game..." Bakura said.

"How am i in this?" Rei Ayanami asked.

"Well...I did it to yours too..." Tanya said. She hugs him tightly "Oh no not Rei Ayanami"

"Oh ok phew," Rei Ayanami said.

"Rei one friends with my Maxie Pad," Tanya said.

"Had me scared there for a sec," Rei Ayanami said.

"MAXIE! Where?" Alex asked.

"Maxie pad..." Rei Ayanami said, she falls over laughing.

"Remember he's a midget and he's tired up," Tanya said.

Matt was sitting there sharpening his sword.

"Oh yeah...He's still tired up...Wasn't that...Two weeks ago?" Alex asked.

"...you should go...free him..." Rei Ayanami said.

"Yes...He must...be dead...soooo...Let see...Lord Illpalazzo is somewhere in this room," Tanya said.

Ashley teleports next to Matt "Hiya Mattie!" Ashley said and hugs him.

"What is Miho came and stole him...My Maxie..." Alex said.

Tanya teleports Matt to her "My lord...Mattie!" Tanya shouted. Tanya kicks Bakura into the shadow realm.

Matt looks around "Huh?" He said.

Ashley rolls her eyes and lays back on the ground.

"LORD MR. PUPPY!" Alex shouted. She holds up Mr. Puppy.

Tanya clings to Matt then teleports Ash next to her "Lord Mattie" Tanya said.

Matt looks at ash and shrughs.

Ashley looks at Matt and laughs.

Mr. Puppy barks, wagging her tail and licks Tanya's face.

Tanya clings to Mr. Puppy "MINE!" Tanya shouted.

Mr. Puppy is still wagging tail.

Tanya clings to Matt and Mr. Puppy "MY MATTIE POOH AND DOGGY POOH!" Tanya shouted.

"Hahah doggy pooh," Matt said.

Alex is playing Bakura's gba that he dropped "I caught a MissingNo..." She said.

Tanya grabs Alex's sugar and pours it down Ashley's mouth.

"Hahaha..." Matt said.

"Alex another bag!" Tanya said. Ashley swallows the sugar.

"Wow you two get sugar high easily," Matt said.

"I don't..." Ashley said "Takes 4ever..."

"Uhuh..." Matt said "Haha"

"It does" Ashley said.

"Ok..." Matt said. Alex goes to her sugar cabinet and opens it. Theres over 1000000000000000000000000+ bags. She gets one and hands it to Tanya.

"Hahahha" Matt said. Tanya runs to Matt and kisses him holding the bag.

"Uh oh..." Ashley said. Matt kisses back.

"Haha sucker..." Ashley said.

"Hm?" Matt asked.

Tanya runs off hugging the bag.

"Hahaha" Matt said. Ashley stands next to Matt and shrugs.

A hawk flies down and takes Bakura's gameboy.

Matt throws a shuriken striking the bottom of the bag making it pour out while she runs with it. Ashley laughs.

The Evil Purple Flying Monkey flies down and grabs Tanya.

"Uh oh..." Ashley said.

"NO! HELP ME! MY SUGAR IS GONE AND NOW THEY'VE COME TO RAPE ME! ALEX!" Tanya yelled.

"Matt help tany pooh" Ashley said.

Matt jumps and cuts the monkey in half with his sword and lands and catches Tanya.

"There we go..." Ashley said "Too many ands Mattie, grammer check?"

"Wait...why?" Matt asked. 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000+ monkeys appear.

Alex throws her shoe at a evil purple flying monkey

"I'm not helpin..." Ashley said.

Matt walks off "Your on your own..." Matt said and sits in a tree.

"Yeah..."Ashley said. She walks off into the distance.

The Evil Purple Monkey steals Alex's shoe

Matt throws a shuriken at the monkeys head killing it.

"There ya go..." Matt said.

"NOOO! That shoe just by itself cost a bunch of money..." Alex shouted.

Evil Purple Monkeys die and blows up covering everyone with purple-unable-to-get-out-gooze.

Matt hides behind a tree before it hits him.

Ashley is off in the distance so it didn't hit her.

Alex's shoe hits her head "Owww...My shoe...YAY!" Alex shouted.

Tanya runs and hugs Alex "WHOOO! WE SAVED THE WORLD!" Tanya shouted.

Ashley teleports behind Matt and looks over her shoulder at Alex

"How'd we do that?" Alex asked.

"I dunno..." Tanya said.

Matt is startled "GAH!" He yelled.

Ashley giggles "gomen nasai Matt" Ashley said.

Tanya teleports Lord Illpalazzo next to her "We found our lord!" Tanya yelled.

Lord Illpalazzo blinks.

"Now I have to figure out how to get the gba back..." Alex said.

Ashley hugs Matt "Sorry dude man" She said.

"Yea..." Matt said.

Since Tanya and Alex are still covered in gooze she takes off her clothes and pulls Lord Illpalazzo's cape over her body.

Ashley looks down in disgrace.

Tanya hugs Lord Illpalazzo "My Lord...Excel was looking for you" Tanya said,

Matt sits in the tree and pulls out his sword and examines the blade.

The hawk from before drops the gameboy on Alex's head. Alex is now unconscious.

Tanya makes Lord Illpalazzo and the dead monkeys and gooze disappear.

Alex wakes up and starts playing the gba "Hey...That hawk started a new game on Bakura's gba...He choose Squitle...I would've choose Charmander..." Alex said.

Matt drops his blade and watches it fall to the ground "...oh crap" He said.

Tanya gets hit with his blade. The blade breaks.

"NOOOOO!" Matt yelled. "Oh shit..."

"Hm?" Ashley asked.

Tanya is dead as his blade lies on the ground in pieces. Ashley revives Tanya.

Rei pulls out Lee's gba and plays sapphire.

Ashley laughs.

"What are you doing Rei? You should be training..." Kai said.

Matt jumps down and collects his sword's pieces.

Mariah grabs the pieces from Matt and runs off.

"HEY!" Matt yelled.

"Is that my gba, Rei?" Lee asked.

Matt runs after her.

"No...It's...Tyson's..." Rei said.

"Give those back!" Matt yelled.

Mariah gives the pieces to Lee "I got them Lee...We should leave now..." She said.

"Ok..." Lee said and he runs off. Matt tackles him and grabs the pieces.

"OMFG! You just tackled...Lee..." Tanya said.

Matt is walking with the pieces "So?" He asked.

"The poor beyblader...He never had a chance" Tanya said.

"Not against a samurai...No one takes my sword...pieces..." Matt said.

Rei looks at Matt then saves the game. Max blinks "How'd I get here?" Max asked.

"Hiya Maxie Pad, remember me?" Ashley asked.

Hilary runs up to Kai and hugs him "Kai!" She yelled.

"Hilary! My sweet Hilary..." Tyson shouted and he tries to hug her.

"Aren't u 3 lovely" Ashley said.

"Yes...I remember you..." Max said to Ashley and backs away.

"Tyson! Get training now!" Hiro shouted.

"I didn't do anything gosh Max" Ashley said. She walks off.

Taranee bumps into Ashley.

"Hiya Taranee" Ashley said.

Cornelia walks around looking at everything.

Hay Lin is following Cornelia.

Angel: Sooooo...How did you like the fic? XD Well chapter 3 will be coming soon...R/R pretty please!