Angel: jumps around happily I finished chapter 3...dances like an idiot whoo
Meowth: o.o; whoa...she crazy...
Disclaimer: WHOOO! I DONT OWN ANYTHING IN THIS FUCKIN' STORY!
Chaos with Tanya & Alex: Chapter 3
So we join Alex and Tanya yet again...Matt was there and Ashley had returned from a boat ride...
"Hi..." Ashley said.
"Hello..." Tanya said "I SWEAR IT WASNT ME!" She shouted.
"Boats are fun..." Ashley said.
"Ohhh boaties..." Tanya said.
"Haha" Matt said.
"Cept i got soaked..." Ashley said.
Tanya falls down laughing.
"Not funny these boys were staring at my chest cuz it got wet..." Ashley said.
"Hahahaha" Matt said.
Alex was playing Bakura's gameboy not paying attention to anything.
"Ohhh..." Tanya said. She gets Matt wet and stares at him.
"Hahahahahahahahaha" Ashley said.
Matt takes off his wet shirt.
Tanya's eyes widen and she drools.
Ashley laughs.
"Heh..." Matt said.
"Ohhhh...Zapdos got away..." Alex said.
Ashley pokes Matt's chest "Hmmm...need muscles" She said.
Tanya pushes Matt against the tree and kisses him.
Matt hits the tree and gets splinters but still kisses back.
Ashley walks the opposite way. Tanya and Matt stop kissing.
"I'm hungry..." Matt said.
Ashley gives him a plain stare.
"Hm?" Matt said. He sticks his tongue out at Ashley.
"Ugh..." Ashley said. She pulls his tongue hard "There bitch" She said. She lets go and walks off.
Matt pulls out a small rock and flicks it at the back of Ashley's head.
It misses her and she keeps walking.
Matt throws a bunch of small rocks at Ashley's head.
Ashley dodges them all and is gone from sight.
Tanya teleports Ashley back.
Ashley blinks.
Tanya pokes her and throws Mr. Puppy over a bridge.
"Hahaha" Matt said "..I mean...oh no..."
Ashley bursts out laughing "Alex, there goes your dog" She said
"...Mr. Puppy!" She yelled. She throws Bakura's gameboy and goes after Mr. Puppy.
Tanya teleports Mr. Puppy to Alaska.
"Hahaha" Matt said.
"Haha" Ashley said.
Alex teleports Mr. Puppy back.
Tanya teleports Mr. Puppy to Matt.
"Jeez can everyone teleport things?" Matt asked.
Alex teleports her back into her arms.
"Is my trick..." Ashley said. "I showed Tanya and Nathan..."
"Yes Mattie..." Tanya said. She teleports Mr. Puppy to Ashie "And I showed my lovely Alex..."
"Oh" Matt said. Ashley pets Mr. Puppy.
"Hmm...Where did I put Bakura's gba?" Alex asked.
"Remember you dropped it...in...the...shadow...realm..." Tanya said.
"Shadow realm" Ashley said.
"No...Now Bakura can play it..." Alex said.
Tanya snaps her fingers and Malik appears.
"Hmm..." Alex said. She also snaps fingers and makes Tracey appear.
"Hahaha" Ashley said "Uh oh"
"Malik..." Tanya said. She blushes sweetly "May I please use your Millennium Rod?"
"Sure..." Malik said. He gives Tanya the Millennium Rod.
"OMFG! DID YOU KNOW THAT THAT GIRL FROM SAMURAI CHAMPLOO SLEPT WITH JIN!" Tanya said, suddenly changing the subject.
"Yes..." Ashley said "I did..."
"Haha" Matt said. Alex cries and Tanya cries with her "Why are you two crying?" Matt asked.
"Hes soooo cute..." Tanya said.
"Oh..." Matt said.
"Yeah...I like him with his hair down..." Alex said.
"Ohh...they showed him naked" Tanya said. Alex drools.
Malik & Tracey blink.
Matt sits in a tree "...my sword is still broken..." He said.
"Has anyone seen my gba?" Lee asked.
Rei looks innocent and plays the game.
Tanya tackles Matt and kisses him.
Matt falls out of the tree holding Tanya.
"Rei...Is that mine or Tyson's?" Lee asked.
Matt hits the ground "...you tackled me out of a tree..." Matt said.
"...Um...Um...Tyson's..." Rei said.
Tanya clings to Matt "uh huh" She said.
"Really? I didn't know Tyson's was the same color..." Lee said.
Matt kisses Tanya "your ontop of me..." Matt said. He looks to his side "...and im ontop of a shard of my sword" His sword piece is in his side.
"OMG!" Tanya shouted.
"Owwww..." Ashley said.
Tanya picks Matt up.
"Might wanna heal him too..." Ashley said.
Matt is bleeding bad.
"like NOW" Ashley said.
Alex takes the gba from Rei "Let me see this..." She said.
"Tanya heal your boytoy!" Ashley said.
Tanya lies him down and pulls out the sword pieces then heals him.
"Your fuckin' slow" Ashley said.
"Hmm...Tyson named his Pikachu Mariah?" Alex asked.
"Ouch..." Ashley said.
Matt kisses Tanya "thank you..." He said.
Rei looks down "No...I did" He said.
Tanya looks down and sighs.
"And he also named his Blaziken Emily?" Alex asked.
"But I named my Torchic Emily..." Lee said.
Tanya dances to a song.
Alex teleports Emily beside her "Look what Lee named his pokemon..." Alex said.
Tanya pulls Matt over and dances with him.
Emily blinks "Oh how...cute" Emily said.
"Uh I cant dance" Matt said.
"If you ask me...I think Lee likes you, Emily..." Alex said.
"Too bad...your learning..." Tanya said "I taught Nathan I'm sure I can teach you...And I only slow dance anyways...so it won't be hard"
Emily blushes deeply.
Matt attempts to dance.
Ashley sits and watches
Tanya puts her hand around his neck and puts his arms around her waist.
"Follow my lead Matt..." Tanya said.
"Ok" Matt said.
Alex grabs Lee's and Emily's hands "Dance..." Alex said.
Tanya dances slowly.
Matt follows Tanya's movements.
Emily dances with Lee.
Alex looks around and sees Mariah "Hey...Dance with Rei, Mariah..." Alex said.
Rei and Mariah dances together.
Tanya teleports Max there and grins "Dance with Ash" She said.
"eh?" Ashley said. She looks at Max.
"Uhh..." Max said.
Alex starts dancing with Tracey.
Ashley still looking at Max
Tanya stops dancing and walks into a tree.
"Um..." Matt said.
Tanya makes Emily and other beybladers disappear leaving...Malik...and...Tracey.
Alex starts making out with Tracey.
"Whoa...you know you two do that 24/7" Tanya said.
"Seriously" Ashley said.
Tanya hugs her knees and throws roses over Tracey and Alex. She teleports Tracey away and makes...Malik appear in his place.
Matt sits next to Tanya.
"Uhh...S..Sorry Malik..." Alex said. She walks away.
Tanya sighed "Stitch Special" She said.
Ashley falls backwards "eh!" She said.
"oro?" Matt said.
"Stitch special?" Ashley asked.
"YES!" Tanya yelled "STITCH SPECIAL DAMMIT!"
"What is that!" Ashley asked.
"Stitch...you don't know what he is..." Tanya asked.
"I know what he is" Ashley said.
"Hahaha" Matt said.
Tanya holds up a stitch doll and smiles "I know you can talk..." She said.
"Bark Bark Bark" The Stitch doll said.
"Hahaha" Ashley said.
"I know you can talk" Tanya said.
"Doggies cannot talk" The Stitch doll said.
Alex playing a gba "I want Tracey..." She said. She catches an Unown G "YAY!" She yelled.
"Riiight" Matt said.
Tanya steals Alex's gba.
"I think that belongs to Lee..." Alex said.
Tanya starts a new game and saves over it.
"Nooo...My sweet Unown G..." Alex shouted.
Excel appears "HYATT! WHERE IS MY LORD ILLPALAZZO!" She asked.
"I don't know...Let's use the radar..." Hyatt said.
"THE TRACKER!" Excel shouted.
"Well since shes gone matt.." Tanya said. She winks.
"Hehe" Matt said.
Tanya grabs the pieces of Matt's sword and runs off.
"...not again..." Matt said. He runs after her.
Angel: Ok...so...done...R/R and I'll finish chapter 4