Disclaimer: Ash and I own nothing. Characters belong to the great Janet Evanovich. The Songs belong to whoever wrote them. We just put them together for entertainment and are in no way making money off of this….. though it would be totally awesome if we were.

Author's Note: Sorry dudes, it's the attack of the short chapter, the short chapter preys on innocent fanfiction waiting for it's moment to strike the writer's down at there peak moment. No one is safe from the short chapter. It can strike anyplace; anytime. No warnings…. Okay, so in all technicality, Ash and I have been working around our summer vacations and chores and the such like and the what not. So this is what you guys get for now. Sorry it's so short. If it means anything, we couldn't stop laughing at the lyrics.

"Our next honey's gonna be singing an old classic. Wonder Woman! Hit it girlio." I listened as the intro played getting ready to start.

"Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman.
All the world's waiting for you,
And the power you possess.
In your satin tights,
Fighting for your rights
And the old Red, White and Blue."

I caught sight of Lula and Connie doubled up laughing at my song choice along with Joe. Ranger just smiled and shook his head.

"Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman.
Now the world is ready for you
And the wonders you can do."


I started getting into it walking up and down the stage swaying my hips and striking Wonder Woman type poses.

"Make a hawk a dove,
Stop a war with love,
Make a liar tell the truth."

I swung an invisible lasso over my head the way Wonder Woman did in the show belting the song at the top of my lungs.

"Wonder Woman,
Get us out from under, Wonder Woman.
All our hopes are pinned on you.
And the magic that you do.

Stop a bullet cold,
Make the Axis fall,
Change their minds, and change the world.
Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman.
You're a wonder, Wonder Woman."

The song ended and a struck the famous Wonder Woman pose with my hands on my hips. I could see in my mind how cool I would look in the outfit with the cape.

The bar filled with clapping and shouts about my "Wondrous 'abilities'" as I hopped off the stage and strode over to our table.

"Told you I would do it." I said smugly.

"Never a doubt Babe. Morelli, you're up now aren't you?" Ranger said wolfishly. Joe stood up and walked to the stage telling the DJ his choice.