A Big person's Guide To Everyone's Favorite Little People
Chapter 1: INTRODUCTION
When you first decide to get a hobbit, you need to talk it over with your family. The hobbits will become protective of you ( The parents) and will plot evil ways on getting rid of the opposing siblings. We advise you don't tell your mothers and fathers they have grandkids, on the fear that they take you seriously. Having a hobbit is a great responsibility, they require love and care, uh constantly.
NOTE: If you choose to order a hobbit, and it comes defaulty ( Either dead or has habits of biting people, selling your valuables, or smelling moldy cheese) The S.H.I.R.E. ( Sanitizing Hobbits Into Respectable Elders) Committee is not responsible for broken limbs, burns, or any other Hobbit-inflicted injuries or losses.
We hope you'll make the right decision concerning your favorite furry friends. If you have any questions you can call 1-800MYHOBBITHASPROBLEMS.