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Lorelai and Luke were walking and talking. Right now they were talking about movies.
"Ok, you're a Bruce Willis fan. Have you ever seen Armageddon?" Lorelai asked Luke.
"No, what's it about?" He answered.
"Ugh, you seriously need to get back down to earth. Ok, this movie is about a big huge asteroid the size of Texas coming down to earth. If it hits, we'll be dead. So they go to Bruce Willis, who is a professional driller, because they need to drill a hole in the asteroid and put a nuclear bomb in that hole. So Bruce and his daughter, Liv Tyler, go to NASA. The big guy at NASA is Billy Bob Thorton. Well, Billy Bob tells Bruce that he needs to go onto this rock and drill this hole and he agrees. And Bruce demands to make his own team of people to go to the asteroid with him. These people include Ben Affleck, Steve Buscemi, Owen Wilson, and some other dudes. Anyway, they get training. In the middle of this whole thing, Bruce hates Ben because he has been secretly dating Liv. And you know they go on the rock, and you'd have to watch to get the rest." Lorelai said.
"Sounds interesting." Luke said.
"It is." She replied. "Ok…did you know that the drummer from Def Leppard is one armed, yet still drumming."
"Yeah, I did know that, actually." He replied.
Ok...hmmm, tell me the story of your tattoo." Lorelai said and poked the tattoo on his arm.
He grumbled, "Lorelai…where are we going?"
"Oh, no you are not getting out of this one, because I know where we are going. We're going to…I don't know." She said, then pouted. "Luke, I need my phone." He handed it to her and she text messaged Rory. 'Yo, sup, lol, where r we goin for lunch?'
"What did you just do?" Luke asked.
"I sent Rory a text." She answered.
"What's a text?" He asked.
"Oh my goshness. You cannot tell me that you do not know what a text message is." Luke gave her a look that said that he really didn't know. "Oh my God, Luke, you really…really need to join us back on earth. A text message is like an Instant Messenger on your phone, which now you actually can get IM on your phone, but still."
"And Instant Messenger is a thing on the computer where you 'chat' with people online, right?"
"Very good, Crunk. Now, when we get back to Stars Hallow, I'm going to make you buy a computer, and then I'm going to help you set up the internet and an E-mail address." Lorelai rolled her eyes.
"I do have an E-mail address. I just go to the library to check it." Lorelai looked like she just caught someone doing the horizontal monkey dance. "What?"
"You…have…an…E-mail address. And I don't have it." Lorelai teased, "What is it? Tell me!" She did a small happy dance.
Luke looked at her like she was crazy. Which, she was. "I have a feeling that that was a stupid thing to tell you."
Lorelai slapped him, playfully on his shoulder. "TEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL MEEEEEE!" She whined.
He was saved by Lorelai's cell phone vibrating. "Gah, this is not over mister." She checked the message. 'nuthin dwg, lol, we're goin 2 johnny rockets, near entrance. Boyz say its got homemade apple pie, yum, nyway, see u there. We're already there. Hurry up. Peace out homey. Hehe!'
Lorelai couldn't help but text her back. 'Hehe…hot apple pie. Lol. Might want 2 check dat pie before u eat it!'
'Mom…ewwww…that was such an unneeded comment. Plz…I want 2 be able 2 eat 2day.' Lorelai laughed.
"What?" Luke asked.
"Nothing, you wouldn't understand."
"Ah, another girl thing."
"Yeah, sure." Lorelai giggled.
"So where are we going?" Luke asked.
"We're going to Johnny Rockets. She said that it was near the entrance, so that means that we're close. Now tell me your E-mail address."
"No, tell me yours and I'll E-mail you when we get back." He tried to compromise.
"No!" She protested.
"Yes!" He argued and she gave him a look that said, 'Tell me, or your dead.' "No!" So she pinched him. "Ow, God." She was still pinching him.
"Tell me!"
"Ow…" He stole her phone.
Lorelai stopped pinching him, "Give me my phone." She demanded.
"Nope," he held it high so that she couldn't reach it. He grabbed her left wrist with his free hand. He turned her around and held her wrist on her back as if he was a cop and he was handcuffing her. He was light enough that he wasn't hurting her, but tight enough that she couldn't escape. She was laughing. Her right arm was wailing around wildly. She couldn't reach the phone in his hand, so he opened it and looked at the contact list. "Hmmm, what is this, we have Rory, Sookie, home, oh and what is this? You still have Jason on this. Maybe I should call him."
"NO! Give me my phone." She yelled, still laughing.
"Or, wait, even better, maybe I should call your mom."
"NNNNOOOO!"
He put the phone to his ear. "Hello, Mrs. Gilmore," She heard him say after a few seconds.
"Luuuukkkkkkeeeeeeee!" Lorelai whined. "Let me go." Luke let her go. "Give me the phone!"
She tried to grab the phone, but Luke had it firmly pressed to his ear. "This is Luke, I'm your daughter's friend…yes, Lorelai is here…yes we are in Ohio…she is right here…you want to speak to her...here…bye Mrs. Gilmore."
He gave Lorelai the phone. "Mom?" No answer. "Mom, are you there?" Still no answer, she looked at the screen of her phone. "Luke! You are so evil." She hung up the phone. "Ugh, do you know how much you scared me?" She went to hit his shoulder, but he ducked away.
"Missed me!" But instead of trying to hit him again, she stole his hat and put it on her head. "Hey!"
"Hey, look at this, I'm Luke," She imitated him, "No coffee, it'll kill you in fifty years. How can you eat all of that? It'll clog your arteries."
Luke laughed at her. "I do not sound like that."
"Yes you do."
She went to walk away, but Luke grabbed her wrist started to pull her back, but she was still trying to walk away. Lorelai started laughing which weakened her, so Luke was easily able to pull her back and grab the hat. "I do believe that this belongs to me." He put it back on his head. Lorelai at this point was cracking up. Luke still was holding her wrist, so he let go and moved it to her waist. Lorelai immediately noticed this and tried to control her laughing. When she finally gained control, she moved her arm around his neck. "Hi," Luke said. He put his other hand on her waist.
"Hi," Lorelai replied. She placed her free hand on his arm. And they both began to move in for a kiss. The kiss was a soft but long. "I like this wild side of you, Luke." Lorelai said when they pulled away.
"Yeah, well…we should go, Rory's waiting."
"Right." She took her arm off of his neck and he moved his hands off of her waist. They started towards Johnny Rockets. About halfway there, Lorelai took her hand and held Luke's. Luke looked at their hands and smiled at Lorelai, he entwined his fingers in hers.
They were at Johnny Rockets and they went up to the seating hostess. "Hello, may I help you."
"Yeah, um, we're here with some people, they are already here." Lorelai said.
"Ok, ma'am, what are their names?"
"Rory, Paris, Jared, and some other dude. Matt, Jack, Mac, Jake, Eric?" She answered.
"Zach." Luke corrected.
"Yes, we have a person with the name of Paris Gellar." The lady said.
"Yeah, that would be Paris. Unless there is another Paris Gellar here. Wait, is this Paris loud, bossy, annoying, blonde?" Lorelai asked.
The hostess just stared at her. "Right this way ma'am."
"Gah, don't call me ma'am You can call me Miss or lady, but please, ma'am makes me feel old." The lady smiled and nodded.
"Here you are, Miss, and Mister." Lorelai giggled.
"Hey Rory, Paris." She greeted.
"Hey, Mom…and Luke." Rory greeted back.
"Hey." Luke said.
"Mom, Luke, this is Jared." Rory said, pointing to the guy on her left. He was the black guy. Very attractive. Looked like a mini Wesley Snipes except tall. He was a little taller than Dean. "And this is Zach." Zach was also very attractive. His blonde hair was in a fohawk. Like the Pierre, the lead singer in Simple Plan. "Zach, Jared, this is my mom and this is Luke." She introduced everyone.
After introducing everyone, the waitress came around. "What would you like to drink, we have Pepsi products if you want a pop." She said.
Lorelai giggled. And Rory spoke, "I'll have a Pepsi please." Zach also had a Pepsi.
Paris and Jared got a Mountain Dew. Luke got Iced Tea and Lorelai got a Root Beer.
"Wow, she got something besides coffee." Luke joked.
"Oh my God, I haven't heard the word 'pop' in forever. We use soda in Connecticut." Lorelai said.
"Yeah, Rory used soda and Zach and I laughed, nobody uses 'soda' in Michigan." Jared said.
"Oh, you guys are from Michigan? Where at?"
"Well, I was born around Traverse City, I lived there all my life, but I'm going to school at the University of Michigan." Jared said. Lorelai nodded in interest.
"I lived in Chicago, but moved to Michigan to go to U of M. Jared and I are roommates." Zach said.
"That's cool, what are you guys studying?" Lorelai asked.
"I'm studying law." Jared answered. "I'm gonna be a lawyer."
"And I'm gonna be a lawyer as well." Zach said.
"Oh, fun! I remembered when I wanted to be a lawyer. My friend Toni and I were going to open up our own law firm." Lorelai said. "Although, that was also when we were in eighth grade. We drifted apart when I got pregnant in tenth grade. I haven't seen her since. Maybe I should call Toni." Everybody gave Lorelai a weird look. "I have to go to the bathroom." She blurted out and started to get up. "If the waitress comes back, tell her I want a cheeseburger with a side of chili cheese fries."
"Me too, I have to go to the bathroom too!" Rory said.
They got up and went to the bathroom.
All of the guys sat in confusion. "I guess they are incapable of going to the bathroom alone." Luke joked and the others laughed.
"Guess so." Zach agreed.
"They're just going to talk…about a little something that happened earlier." Paris said and Luke glared at her.
In the bathroom
"Ok, spill." Rory demanded, "What is going on with you and Luke."
"Ok, you saw us when we were kissing, which means that you came in at the WAY wrong time." She told Rory everything, beginning with the phone call from Nicole. "And that's what happened."
"Ok, but…Nicole. He's not divorced yet."
"Right, we agreed that we wouldn't date, or sleep together, and probably make out, but we agreed that we can kiss, but when the divorce is final, then you can start looking for hickeys."
"Mom! Gross."
"Kidding…kidding. Although I won't promise anything."
"Mom…I don't need to know that. But, did you ever think that it's a little fast for Luke to rebound that quick." Rory said slowly.
"Rory! You and I both know that Luke isn't a rebound guy." Lorelai said, a little offended that Rory would insinuate something like that.
"But mom, it happened, what, half an hour after the call. I mean come on, be real here."
Lorelai looked at Rory in amazement. "I cant believe that you could think that. Luke and I are best friends. He wouldn't do that to me. And what is up with you today? God, it must be that time of the month, because you are PMSing like a thirteen year old."
"No mom, I'm being real." Rory shot.
"God, Rory. I thought you liked Luke. Your basically calling Luke an asshole. A typical guy. And Luke is NOT a typical guy."
"Mom…" Rory started.
"No, don't mom me. What about you Rory. You got together with Jess as soon as you broke up with Dean. In fact, I remember you kissing Jess while you were with Dean."
"Yeah…but…"
"No Rory, no buts. We are in the same exact situation, except Dean wasn't an asshole, but Nicole is an bitch." Lorelai said. She was pissed.
"Oh, right mom, now I'm a slut!" Rory yelled.
"NO, RORY, THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID. YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHILE YOU WERE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE ELSE! SAME GOD DAMN SITUATION. God Rory…your being a big hypocrite here."
"Oh, right, so now you're in love with Luke." Rory said, then rolled her eyes.
"I didn't say that."
"Oh, ok, what was, 'You fell in love with someone else…same damn situation.' Huh mom, what was that?"
"LORELAI LEIGH GILMORE, what the hell crawled up your ass and died?" Lorelai yelled.
"Nothing mom, did it ever occur to you that I might not want you to date Luke?"
Lorelai was taken aback, "No, but you don't control my love life."
"Yeah, but you dating Luke would completely screw up my life." Rory said. They were both on the verge of tears.
"How would me dating Luke affect your life? You don't even live in Stars Hallow anymore."
"I do on the weekends."
"Rory…I can't believe this. I thought that you'd be happy. I don't know, I guess I was wrong. You know, I thought that you loved Luke. He's been more of a father to you than your real father."
"Exactly!"
"What! If he is like a dad to you, than why are you reacting like this."
"I…I just…" A teenage girl came out of a bathroom stall and looked at them wearily as she walked over to the sink. On the way out of the bathroom, the girl stared at them for a couple seconds.
"WHAT?" Lorelai and Rory both yelled at the same time.
"Everyone in the restaurant can hear you." The girl said.
Lorelai and Rory looked at each other then walked out of the bathroom. When they looked around the restaurant everyone was looking at them. "Ok people, we're not a television. You can stop staring." They walked over to the table where Paris and the guys were at. They sat down. "Ok, when is the food coming?" Lorelai asked as if nothing happened.
Luke and Paris knew better than to ask, but Jared and Zach were completely ignorant of the consequences. "What was…" Jared started, but Luke and Paris both glared at him, "The…color of the girl's bathroom. I've always wondered." He covered.
Stopping now. I used a little bit of a different scenario. Not exactly what was rolling around in my head, but, hey. I wanted to do something different. In everybody else's fics, Rory is always overjoyed with glee. I took a different twist. I have an idea. If you don't like this, just hang in there, you might like the outcome of this whole fight. I just was running out of ideas, and this one popped in my head. Review!
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