Mustang and Hawkeye--Next Victim!
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Colonel Roy Mustang walked into his office. "Ugg, I hate coming to work at six in the morning!" he shouted. "Can't SOMEBODY change the time!" he asked himself. "Hmm, Hawkeye's not here...WHO'S GONNA BRING ME MY COFFEE!" He shouted once again to himself. "I am here, sir..." said a voice from the other side of the door. "You shut the door on me."
"Lieutenant Hawkeye! Come in with my coffee this instant! No coffee, no coming in!" he shouted. Ayee, he's half awake...hmm, I'll wake him up! Riza thought to herself. "Sir, it spilled when you slammed the door in my face." Hawkeye calmly replied. "IT WHAT!"
"It spilled!" Riza said, harshly. "...sir"
"Humph!" Roy snorted. "Then go get me another, or I won't let you in!" A gunshot was heard, and a bullet flew through the door in less than a second after Roy said that. Roy slowly opened it, eyes wide. "Good morning, Lieutenant" Riza walked in and bowed. "Good morning sir..." she sat at her desk. Roy went to sit at his desk. Havoc walked in. "Ey, guys!" he said marrily. "Whoo! I just love sharing the same office!" he said. Roy's eyebrow twitched, and Riza sighed. "Do your paperwork, sir." Riza said cautiously. Roy sat and a 'humph' escaped.
There was an akward long silence, until Jean shifted around a bit. "I'm surprised, Havoc..." Roy said. "Huh?" Jean asked, startled by his words. "Well, it's nearly three and you haven't even reached for your cigarettes." Roy said, smirking. Riza rolled her eyes. "Oh, I'm, uhh...trying to quit." Havoc said. Roy looked surprised. "Really? Wow, I didn't think I'd ever see the day you would stop smoking." Roy said. "Well, uh, this chick I met wants me to quit, so..." Havoc said nervously. Hawkeye snorted, and Roy laughed.
Later that day, during lunch, Roy wandered to Havoc's table, leaving Riza alone at theirs. "Lieutenant Havoc. You haven't been acting yourself lately, and I demand the reason." Roy said. Jean nodded and stood. "Then follow me, and I'll tell you." Roy looked over to his table, and told Hawkeye he'd be right back. Riza nodded. When Roy and Jean were outside, they sat at a bench. "Havoc, is something the matter?" Roy asked. "Actually..." Jean began. "I forgot something very important in my car."
Roy laughed. "Oh! Your cigarettes!" he said. "Well, why didn't you say so?" Havoc shrugged. "I dunno, but, uhh...I needed your permission to go get them, considering I'm not even allowed to have them."
Mustang nodded. "Sure, here, I'll go get them..." Roy stood, and walked over to Havoc's car with his keys.
He unlocked the door, got in the car, and began searching for the cigarettes. "Havoc, they aren't in h---WHAT THE HELL!" the door was shut and locked.despite Roy having the keys, the door wouldn't open. "HAVOC! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU D---" Mustang gasped. "Y-you're not Havoc..." The last thing Roy saw, was a creature garbed in black clothing swing a baseball bat at him.
"He's been gone with Havoc all day..." Hawkeye said to herself alone in the office. "Where did he go?" she stood. "It's already seven, and I haven't heard a word about it since..." Riza gathered some paperwork. "It's time to go home anyway, I'm sure he'll be in tomorrow." With that, Riza headed out the door. When she got to the front, she heard a whisper. "Lieutenant Hawkeye..." Riza looked down the alley the voice was coming from. "Who's there!" Riza asked, reaching for her gun. "Calm down, Riza, it's me." said the voice. "Sir? Did you just call me Riza?" she asked. "So what if I did, work is over." Riza walked closer. It was Roy. "Sir, why weren't you at work all day?" she asked. "Jean needed help moving something, it was REAL heavy." Roy lied. "Oh...really?"
she said, eyebrow raised. Roy nodded. "Sorry if I had you worried, lieutenant." he said. Riza just shook her head. "No, don't worry about it."
"Actually, Hawkeye...I..."
"Hmm...?"
Roy shuffled around. "Well, uhh, you see..."
"Well?" Riza asked, impatiently. "Can you lean against the dumpster for a second?" Roy asked, pointing to it. "...Why...?" Hawkeye asked. "Because, uhh...I just wanted to see if the wall would fall. I'm actually looking for something I've lost in the dumpster, and I can't jump up that far." Roy said. "What're you looking for?" Riza asked. "One of my pins." Roy said, pointing to his uniform. "I think Breda played a trick on me, and threw it away. I can't have people thinking I'm the lieutenant colonel, now can I?" Riza sighed. "Okay." she said, leaning up against the dumpster. Roy leaned against it as well. "Okay on the count of three, push your back against it as hard as you can. Ready?" Roy asked. Riza nodded. "One..."
"Two..."
"Three!" the both pushed. Riza closed her eyes. Roy began laughing. "Huh? Tais--aaaaahhhh! WHAT THE--PUT ME DOWN!" Riza was slung around Roy's shoulder. "MUSTANG! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF----"
"Ah, shut up!" Roy said, throwing her into the dumpster. "Oh, you're gonna get it now!" Riza screamed, kicking her legs. "Quit squirming, and put your frickin' feet in!" said, not Roy, but a completely different person. "You! YOU'RE A HOMU--"
"Shut it, and get your feet in!" the creature screamed again. "NO! LET ME GO!" Riza kicked him. "Oof! That's it! You're pissing me off!" Before Riza could kick him again, he pushed her feet in, and closed the top. Riza's eyes widened. "NO!" she screamed. The dumpster was cold, and smelled of blood. Her foot was terribly scratched, and blood was beginning to drip onto her cheek. She began crying. "What's going on?" she cried. "Where am I going?"
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OH NO! Now we got ourselves a problem! Who is this 'mysterious' kidnapper, and where's he taking everyone? Why is he taking everyone? OOH! You'll have to find out! R&R PLEASE! NYA!