Disclaimer: I don't own any of the titled games in this fic.
Chapter 6: Wonderland in the Rabbit Hole.
Narrator: Fira
" FIRA! HURRY UP WILL YA!" Kuro shouted from up ahead. My feet were killing me and my stomach moaned for food and she expects me to keep UP! These are like two super little girls! I know their as hungry as I am and as tired we were currently walking through a grassy plain with no road...
I looked up ahead at the two of them they walked right beside eachother about 2inches apart from one another. Right then I seen something, I seen Kuro stick her hand out and Kiako giving her something. What the hell? It looked like…like a… like a kutos m&m bar!
"HEY!" I shouted enraged at those two how dare they keep food from me! I saved their lives at one time. " OOOOOOH KIAKO KURO YOU TWO GOTS SOME SPLAININ TO DO!" I shouted running after them I jumped in the air attempting to leap at them.
" What are you hey!" They both jumped out of the way like a pair of thunder cats.
" What are you doing?" Kuro asked.
" Yea trying to crush us?" Kiako asked poking me with a stick to check to see if I was still breathing. I got up and snatched the stick out of her hand snapped it and tossed it on the ground.
" Hey don't get high and mighty with me!" Kuro said.
" Hey you guys had…" Before I could finish my sentence a small white rabbit carrying a watch hopped on my head and hopped off running into the grass.
" Oh no, oh no, oh no I'm late! I'm Late, I'M LATE, the queen will have my head for SURE!" IT said speeding off. I watched it as it scurried through the grassy plain.
" You were saying?" Kuro continued as if she never even seen it. I turned around and stared at Kuro then back at the rabbit, which was running quite fast towards a small black hole that, was near a tree and log in the grasslands.
" DID YOU SEE THAT BUNNY!" I said getting alittle excited, completely forgetting about my appetite I ran over to where the rabbit was running. When I caught up to it, the rabbit jumped into a black hole that looked alittle bottomless.
" What are we waiting for!" Kiako did a nose dive right into the hole, " Geronimoooooooooooo!" She screamed on her way down.
" Kiako! You Stupid!" Kuro yelled. We're they running behind me? I didn't notice?
" Come on Kuro we gotta go and get her!" I said,
" No way theirs no telling what's…" Before she could finish I pushed her inside the hole and jumped in myself. I expected to be falling down like a brick but surprisingly Kuro and I softly floated to the surface like a pair of feathers. I landed on my back and Kuro landed on her feet. We seemed to be in a small room in the room was a fireplace and lots of paintings and pictures on the walls everywhere.
" WHY DID YOU PUSH ME I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" Kuro screamed, I was completely ignoring her and marveling at all of this weirdness. This small room had no ceiling and lots of neat stuff.
" ARE YOU LISTENING!" She shouted. As Kuro talked a small squadron of heartless appeared from the floor of the room. I drew the Three Wishes Keyblade and attached 10attack cards to the Keyblade.
"SO YOU WANNA FIGHT COME ON, I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU NEVER EVEN TOUCHED ME!" Kuro shouted. I grabbed the small black mage by her shoulder and spun her around to face the heartless.
" Oh?" Kuro said rubbing her chin abit. There was one really fat heartless and the rest were soldier heartless.
" You take the big one and I'll take care of the rest" I said running past her, all of the heartless rushed me
I jumped in the air and slammed down hard on three of them destroying them on the spot. Hey that cloaked guy was right the keyblade is stronger with this new keychain. As I thought I was kicked in the back by a heartless soldier. I hit the ground and just as I was about to get up I was punched into the wall by the fat heartless. Just as it was about to squash me with it's belly all of the heartless was squashed by a black aura.
" Gravity! Gets em everytime" Kuro said walking over. " Now to finish em!" She held up three Blizzard cards and a blue gust of wind swept up all of the heartless freezing and destroying.
" Come on I can kill you later we have to find Kiako" Kuro said helping me up. With that I drew back the Three Wishes and Kuro drew back her staff. We both took off running towards a multi door, it was already opened. We both walked through and found ourselves in a completely different room it looked like a dining room and bedroom put together there was a fireplace, bed and table with two bottles on it. Kuro and I walked around and found a…a…sleeping doorknob?
" Hey this seems to be the only way in or out of this room." Kuro stated bending down and peering at the snoozing door.
" Wha…what do you want!" The doorknob shouted.
" Whoa!" Kuro said alittle startled she fell back on her butt. Hey this wasn't surprising to me you'd expect to see something like this after watching magic, talking rabbits and little girls turning into cats.
" Hey yo! Doorknob we're looking for our friends she's about THE high, cat ears, wears a little bell around her neck and has an annoying obsession with poking things" I said.
" hmm… a cat you say?" He said.
" She went through there…" The knob said fixing it's eyes over to a small hole in the wall. I walked over and kneeled down to look into a the hole. I know Kiako's small but not this small it could probably fit a mouse. But not us…
" How'd she get through there? It's impossible for a baby to fit through." Kuro said.
" She grew smaller and walked through without a care" The knob said.
" GREW SMALLER?" I said rubbing my chin. Wait is this some sorta ability Kiako has? Or is this another one of my crazy dreams?
" You can grow smaller too, I know it's hard to believe but it's possible just take a sip of that over there on the table" The doorknob said. " Now if you don't mind, (YAWN) I think I'll go back to sleep now so don't bother me!" He said with a grouch. I walked over to the table and picked up the bottle that said small.
" Well down the hatch!" I said.
" Hey wait Fira it could be poison…. Well in that case go ahead" Kuro said. I drunk abit of the potion. Mmmmm it tasted like Strawberry soda. I hiccuped once then all of a sudden Kuro whom was standing beside me grew HUGE!
" Whoa! Kuro you're a giant!" I shouted.
" No you're tiny" She returned.
" Hahahahahaha" This is cool! I could probably fit into that hole, now I was standing on the table where the bottles was.
" Kuro come one drink some being small is cool!" I said pushing the now big bottle towards her.
She cleaned off the part were I sipped it and drunk some herself. In less than five seconds she was as small as me.
" Alright welcome to smallville!" I said jumping off of the table and landing on the chair then jumped off the chair and landed on the tiled surface. Kuro was right behind me.
" Come on we can fit through that hole now" I said running for the hole just meters before the hole, we were surrounded by a group of heartless.
" Damn theirs just no end to heartless attacks in this world!" I said drawing Three Wishes the cards that I attached earlier was still onto the keyblade. I had only 8 left, I jumped up swiping three heartless that went airborne, Kuro backed me up with some Fire spells, after a lot of scrambling around we managed in defeating them all. Kuro was injured in her side and I was in my leg…
" Here…" I pulled out a cure card and pressed on it as I held it in the air, a small green ring surrounded us and in this ring we were both healed to full health. I jumped up on my feet as did Kuro, and continued running as if nothing happened.
When we walked through the hole, we found ourselves in somewhat of a leafy area.
" OFF WITH HER HEAD!" An old woman screamed. Kuro and I hurried over to the scene that went
on without us. In the middle of a courtroom we seen Kiako fending off abunch of card men! Without
hesitation Kuro rushed in to the battle she blasted about four card men with a single Firaga attack, Kuro
was really getting better with her magic it'd usually take her longer than that use a level three spell like
that with three cards at a time. I rushed in as well taking out one at a time
" Get them you fools!" the fat old lady in the chair said. I clashed weapons with one of the squire cards and
forced him back wasting about 2cards. I had one left, the squire tried to stab me straight on I moved to the
side and knocked his block off with the Three Wishes keyblade. He went rolling from the power and gave
up I pulled out three more cards from the deck and before I could attach them I was slapped by a spear and
went rolling into the queens chair. The force from me hitting the counter forced her to fall backwards. With
that all of the card men went into a daze, Kuro fried them, Kiako pounded them and I sliced and diced them
" Kiako what are you doing fighting these guys?" Kuro asked.
" Yea, they were pretty rough you shoulda atleast came back to get us that was fun!" I said. Soon enough
Kuro's staff knocked me upside my head I fell to the ground face first.
" What did I SAY!" I said rubbing the back of my head.
" That meanie queenie tried to kill my new friend" Kiako said.
" What new friend?" Kuro asked looking around.
" Yea I don't see anybody!" I said getting off of the ground. Kiako looked around the entire room.
" ALICE! ALICE where'd you GO!" Kiako called. But this Alice or whomever wasn't to be found.
" Let's scram before the goon squad wakes up for round two" I said referring to the queen and her knights.
" Yea, but Alice I wonder where she went?" Kiako said to herself. We ran through the hole and made it
back into the kitchen. We started towards the table when all of a sudden a purple cat appeared from
nowhere.
" Kiako chan please don't tell me you've given up on your friend" The cat said.
" No way!" Kiako said.
" Then what do you call what your doing!" The cat asked.
" Hey who the hell are you!" I asked.
" Who am I who are you?" The cat asked.
" Give me your name and I'll give you mine" I said.
" Ignorance… anyway I was about to give you some info on where to find Alice BUT" The cat said
" Wait you know where Alice is?" Kiako asked.
" Yes, the heartless have her" The cat said.
" Whoa the heartless…" I said. I don't care if I don't know this Alice if the heartless are involved that can't
be good for anyone!
" Where are they!" I shouted.
" What do you care boy? You don't know her it's not your concern…" The cat said.
" Weather it's our concern or not when someone's life is in danger your suppose to do something" Kuro
said responsible.
" Hmph fair enough I suppose…" He said.
" Now where is Alice?" Kiako asked.
" Alice is here" The cat said. With that we all started to look around. " The heartless have her held here invisibly the only way you'll be able to see her is if you brighten the room. Do you see those candles up there? Light them and you should be able to see the heartless and Alice as clear as day!" the cat said.
" So all we have to do is light the candles? Easy… Kuro?" I said. Kuro pulled out a fire card she attached the card and pulled the staff up to align with the candle. She fired a fire blast up at the candle but sadly the candle remained unlit the fire blast couldn't reach the candle, with that I jumped off of the table and landed on the tiled floor,
" Kuro, Kiako come on there's gotta be another way we can get up there" I said running towards the hole, I rushed in. Inside of the courtroom all of the card men were awaken and so was the queen, Kiako jumped up on a tall bush and took Kuro with her I climbed onto the bush too without making a sound. Then silently crawled over to the edge and peeked down on them.
" Who were those three that protected Alice?" The Queen stomped around with her mini fan.
" I don't know m'lady… but it seems they have run off with Alice" The little rabbit said.
" Listen up, I want each and every last one of you to go into the lotus forest and find them NOW bring them back dead or alive!" The queen said. With that all of the card squires and knights scrambled about.
" Damn this lady is brutal" I whispered to Kuro.
" How are we suppose to get to the ceiling now?" Kiako whispered to Kuro.
" Okay I've got a plan, one of us should act as a decoy while the others run for the ceiling and light the candles." Kuro whispered.
" Great whose gonna be the decoy?" I asked whispering. With that Kiako and Kuro looked at me and smiled.
" Oh no!" Kuro held onto me and Kiako kicked me out into the open where I could be spotted.
" LOOK IT IS I THE GUY WITH THAT HELPED ALICE ESCAPE OUT IN THE OPEN EXTREMELY VULNARABLE" Kuro shouted. With that barge of card warriors rushed me with their spears and swords drawn. I drew my keyblade and stood ready. I took another look at that crowd of warriors it seemed to be hundreds of them.
" To hell with this! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I screamed running off into the kitchen. I went running around in circles like a mad man. The card soldiers chased me around too I looked up at the ceiling to see an upside down Kuro and Kiako lighting the candles when both candles were lit, a black ball appeared in the middle of the room.
" Behold the power of the heartless in Wonderland" The cat said disappearing. The black ball turned into a black heartless shaped like a Chimera. The card warriors ran away at the sight of this horrible beast it looked exactly like the one that Mr. Auron saved me from. The Chimera stomped towards me slowly breathing hard and roaring.
" Bring it!" I ran and jumped in the air. The Chimera knocked me straight out of the air. I hit the wall and slid down to the floor.
" Crap…" I said.
"FIRA!" I heard Kiako and Kuro scream from on the ceiling.
" If you die I swear I'll kill you" Kuro shouted. Yea Kuro that's really gonna motivate me to stay alive!
" JUST GET DOWN HERE AND HELP ME OUT!" I said. Dodging a blow by the beast. I attached three attack cards. The Chimera, punched the tiled floor crackling the tiles and causing more minion heartless to arise from the dark cracks.
" Just what I need about now" I said sarcastically as I blocked the Heartless Attacks with the Three Wishes. Damn I thought as I was knocked out by another heartless I hit against the wall and slowly fell to the floor.
" Ow…" The Heartless stomped towards me, just as it was about to crush my head with it's powerful foot, a laser shot from nowhere shooting through the monster and literally blowing it up.
" Whoa what the hell? Kuro you learned a new spell?" I shouted.
" Not quite" I heard a woman say from the distance. I got up and stepping to me was a woman with an eye patch over her left eye. Besides that she was perhaps THE most beautiful woman I have ever seen. Beyonce'… no comparison what so ever.
"wha…uh…um…" I froze up. My stomach felt like it had bugs crawling around in it and my forehead felt hot. HEY WHY CAN'T I TALK TO THIS LADY! The woman looked at me and smiled,
" Hello little man" She said.
" LITTLE!" I shouted. "Hey I'm 5'7, check it lady!" I shouted again.
" I'm Beatrix…" She smiled.
" And I'm Fira" I replied returning her smile.
" FIRA your still alive?" Kuro asked running over with Kiako and a blonde haired girl.
" See this is Alice!" Kiako said. " Alice this is Fira"
"Hi nice to meet you" Alice bowed abit.
" Likewise" I returned.
" Well Fira aren't YOU gonna introduce us to your new friend?" Kiako asked. I looked up at Beatrix whom was hovering over me.
" Yea Fira" Beatrix said.
"Why should I introduce you!" I said.
" Because I'm your ally!" Beatrix said.
" What are you talking about Beatrix?" I said.
" You summoned so I came to help you?" she said sighing.
" I called you?" I asked.
" Yes you took way too much damage in battle and you wished for help so I gave you some back up" She said. I looked at her as if she wear crazy. " Have you even seen your entire deck beyond the Cure and Attack cards?" She laughed.
I pulled out my deck and scoured all the way to the back of my hand. In the back I had a Beatrix, an Auron and a Tifa and a Zell ally card.
(FORGOT TO MENTION: ALLY CARDS ARE LIKE SUMMON CARDS, EXCEPT YOU SUMMON A PERSON. ANYONE CAN BE AN ALLY CARD AT ANY TIME)
So that time back when Auron helped me I secretly summoned him from my hand. Cool but I gotta control it dude. Wait…
"If you need me again just call boy" Beatrix said disappearing and reappearing as a card.
" Okay I will," I smiled.
" Fira what the hell was all of that about?" Kuro asked.
" Beats me" I said. With that Kuro, Kiako and Alice fell over…
" Okay let's get outta this place" I said. We all walked out to where the rabbit hole meets wonderland and took the Save Point out of the hole and ended up back at the grasslands it was nighttime.
" (YAWN) okay guys that was one hell of an adventure" I said stretching. " But now I'm tired, beat up and hungry" I sat down and rest in the soft grass and fell asleep.
When I awoke the next morning resting in the palm of my hand was the Lady Luck Keychain.
" Whoa…" Attached to the keychain was a note. It read: "Thank you for saving me, Alice"
" Where'd Alice go this time?" I asked Kiako was just waking up from sleeping in a bundle with her tail wrapped around her body.
" On no she's gone!" Kiako said.
" Don't expect us to go looking for her again Kiako" Kuro said.
" Yea cause we're not buyin it!" I spoke up attaching my new keychain to the Three Wishes to make the Lady Luck Keyblade.
" Awesome" I said gazing amongst the Keyblade. I bet it's more powerful than ever at this rate I'll be unstoppable.
" How come you keep getting new weapons!" Kiako asked.
" Well basically the Keyblade is one in the same with Lady Luck, Three Wishes and any other. All he's doing adding new Keychains to it to make it stronger" Kuro said.
" Where are you finding these Keychains?" Kiako asked.
" I dunno I just found them" I said shrugging and waving the keyblade around in the air.
" Well anyway let's continue our road to goin HOME and BREAKFAST!" I said jumping to my feet. With that we walked off on the road to home or so we thought… DAMMIT I AM SSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HUNGRY!