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Harry Potter and the Credit Card that Plays No Part in this Story
Harry Potter got a credit card so he could buy stuff. He brought it to school with him so he could make the other kids jealous. However, they were all witches and wizards and didn't know what a credit card was, so Harry just settled on letting them worship him like they had done before.
And this, my friends, is the beginning of our story.
Harry was in potions class. Neville was doing badly, what with being afraid of Snape and all. He made a big boo-boo and his cauldron went like "BOOM" and there was purple stuff everywhere. Snape got mad and made Neville do jumping jacks. Malfoy was laughing at Neville. Harry was watching Malfoy laugh at Neville. Ron was watching Harry watch Malfoy laugh at Neville. Hermione had a question so she raised her hand. Snape ignored her because he was busy giving Ron a detention for watching Harry watch Malfoy laugh at Neville. Ron started to cry.
And this, my friends, is the middle of our story.
Hermione was still curious about that question she had. She raised her hand even higher, but Snape didn't see her. He was watching Harry, who had just turned the page of his textbook, only to realize he was already on the right page so he turned it back. Snape gave Harry a detention for being stupid. Harry began to cry. With both Harry and Ron crying, the dungeon flooded and everyone died except for Hermione, who still had a question.
And this, my friends, is the end of our story.