Disclaimer: I don't own any of the titled games in this fic.
Chapter 8: Cooties
Narrator: Avalon
The Next morning, Everyone was up, everyone that is except Fira. He was down in the beds still lounging and snoring louder than ever. I climbed the ladder down and kicked Fira like three times he fell over and got up as soon as his head smacked the earth.
" Wha?" He said rubbing his head.
" Get up jack ass we have to go it's time to dip" Avalon said. Fira ran over to his shoes and slipped them on then ran over to the ladder and climbed it up. I climbed it up after him. We both jumped down the rope that led to the entrance and met up with the group.
" Sorry for the tardiness guys… Utada" He said.
" You get two strikes Fira" The lovely Utada said man she's hot. With that we all began our wonderful journey to save the world or whatever. What truly makes this a journey is all of the hot girls that are traveling with us. One of them is gonna fall head over heels in love with me and I'll snatch the keyblade from Fira taking matters into my own hands and save the world myself. Then the ladies will be all over me.
As we walked this long devastating road that seemed to lead nowhere, Fira and Utada were talking while Kiako was bugging Kuro and Raithu was just walking there with a blank expression on his face he always looks like that.
Fira's getting alittle too close to Utada… Gotta get him away from her somehow! Hmm… I watched them as they talked they seemed to have fun.
" What's that on your shirt Fira?" Utada asked
" Huh?" He looked down like an idiot and Utada flicked his nose. "Hey!" He said.
That's it… Fira is an idiot or what Kiako and Kuro would say a Baka!
" Hey Fira! Can you come her asec dude" I asked. Fira slowed down his walk pace for me to catch up with him.
" Hey uh Fira ma man… there's something I gotta tell you something important…" I said. Fira then started to really listen in… he's such a sucker.
" What?" He asked.
" It's about the girls" I said.
" What about em?" He asked again.
" check this out, how old are they?" I asked again.
" Kiako and Kuro are 13 or 14 and I think Utada's 15" Fira said.
" I see… Okay listen to me and listen well, Utada, Kiako and Kuro are sick really sick" I said.
" What?" He said.
" You heard me they are sick" I said.
" But they look just fine" Fira said.
" My poor dread locked brotha, The girls have something a deadly virus that is very deadly so deadly it seems they are just fine" I said,
" What?" He asked.
" It's called the Cooties" I said almost busting out laughing at his astonished face.
" The Cooties? Sounds serious" He said.
" Yea it is, when a girl touches a girl the boy dies almost instantly" I said holding back my laughter.
" Whoa… oh no Avalon Utada touched me already" Fira said.
" Listen don't worry the virus only effects you until you know about it" I said.
" But Avalon how do you prevent from getting Cooties?" I asked.
" Fira you gotta put on the anti Cootie virus vaccine" I said, " Luckily Raithu and I put some on."
" What! Got any for me?" Fira asked.
" No man I used mine up" I said.
" Oh no" Fira said.
" Just move to the back of the group and stay there" I said. He slipped back abit with a frightened look on his face, What a lost case. I ran to the front where Utada was walking alone waiting for Fira to come back.
" Hey Utada" I said.
" Hello Avalon, why is Fira in the back?" She asked.
" I dunno he's a weird kid anyway let's me and you talk… So how have you been lately?" I asked.
" I'm fine" She replied.
" Why yes you are" I said. She gave me a glare and started to step forward abit. She's just shy… I'll get her eventually.
Soon enough we came up on a small town on the beach. It was Junon Harbor, we walked down in the middle of town to the screaming of people as they ran from the heartless.
" Oh shit" I said.
" Okay girls come with me Raithu and Fira you guys go and do something important" Fira and Raithu looked at each other shook their heads and ran down to the beach where the heartless was coming from. I ran over to the door where Shinra soldiers used to guard and we went up through the elevator.
" Uh where are we going?" Kiako asked.
" To the boat it'll take us to Costa Del Sol…" I said, According to Final Fantasy 7 Costa Del Sol is the hot spot for chicks. They all ran behind me, I noticed Kiako, Kuro and Utada running dangerously close to the edge they were looking down on Fira and Raithu whom were battling a huge Heartless shaped like a snake that one was new. And boy were they getting their butts kicked.
" Avalon, Fira and Raithu need help let's go back" Utada shouted from the back.
" Yea!" Kiako and Kuro backed up.
" Ahhh shit!" I stopped and turned around to see all three of them jump off of the edge. I ran to the edge seen they were escorted to the beach safely by some stupid giant bird thing. I think it was Valefor?
" Shit wait for me" I ran over to the elevator and took it down, When I took it all the way down and the doors opened they were all sitting at the door waiting with Fira in the back.
" Hey guess just getting the elevator ready" I said, They all boarded the elevator and I pressed the up button. Fira was in one corner while everyone else was on another. He was trying to stay as far as humanly possible from the girls. And lemme tell ya I wouldn't like it any other way… When the elevator stopped Fira ran off first and took off towards the huge iron boat. Everyone else ran for the boat and made it inside. As well as soon as we boarded the last few passengers got on the boat took off.
As soon as the boat gone to moving Utada walked over to me.
" What's wrong with Fira?" Utada asked.
" What do you mean?" I asked.
" He's been acting strange he doesn't so much as talk to me, Kuro or Kiako anymore" Utada said.
" Huh? Really?" I asked.
" Yes really" Utada said.
" I wonder why?" I said.
" Me too… I hope he's alright" Utada said.
" Yea…rrrrriiiiiiiiggggggghhhhhhttttt" I said walking away.
I sat watching the waves of the ocean, Fira was running away from Kiako as she chased him around laughing. Utada was reciting some lyrics to an unknown song. Raithu was going over maps and Kuro was up on the look out looking through a telescope. In one day we will reach Costa Del Sol!