Henry Pothead
The Sorcerer Stoned
Chapter 1 – The Little Dude
On some stupid night that nobody will remember (because everyone got particularly stoned that night), something really un-cracker-like happened. No one on Cracker Drive seemed to notice a giant, flying motor scooter crash right into number 9's driveway.
Beyond the tiny green door of number 9, Cracker Drive, lived the fattest and most obnoxious people who ever walked the planet. They were the Fatty's and no one seemed to like them or their already fat 1-year old Doodle, except possibly Ms. Pigg, who wanted to be alone most of the time.
Managing to get back to the story(we weren't joking about that door), where the motor scooter had just landed, the unusually small driver tripped out of the vehicle(though he somehow managed not to drop whatever it was he was holding), and started to look around impatiently. Finally, his eyes squinting in the dark, he found the little green door, carefully placed the package on the doormat, and mysteriously ran away, perhaps so that he wouldn't have to hear Mr. Fatty's shouts the next morning.
"What's this shit on my doorstep?" and "What's with the fucking scooter? F..."