Me: Yay! I got reviews!

Sain: Here they are:

Lemurian

Perfect. Absolutely perfect. Please continue the story.

timmycheese

poor erk
funny i read chap 2 aswell but im just gonna review once to save space

Ragnarok-Legend

This is a very dirty story I must say... but I'm not really complaining because I want to see what happens next!
See you and your muses next time round!
Ragnarok-Legend.

Kent: Thanks to all who reviewed!

Matthew's POV

Okay...I was standing outside Sain's tent tonight, and, well, I saw things that weren't exactly pretty, and what I heard...ugh, it was worse. I could see Farina drink Sain's rum, and she got all googly again. This is what I heard:

Sain: -doing disturbing things-

Farina: -doing disturbing things back to Sain-

Me: Ugh... -shudders-

Farina: Oh, Sain, I'm having so much FUN! -drinks rum-

Sain: Why yes, I'm glad you feel that way.

Me: Yeah right!

Sain: Wait, I think I hear something outside.

Me: Leaving time. -runs-

And that's just about all I (never) wanted to see.

Sain's POV

While Farina and I were....having fun....I heard a noise outside, so I went out to check. No one was there. So, Farina and I did what we were doing before. I'm glad I was finally able to get a girl....

The next day, Farina's POV

Oh...I think I have a hangover....but I didn't do any drinking last night! All I remember is doing something with Sain. And I rather not mention it. Anyway, I should have charged him! Oh, I better go to the healer's tent.

When I got there, I asked Pricilla if she could heal me before we left. She said sorry, but we don't have any time. Stupid.

Matthew's POV

Well, now we're on our way to Bern Manse. I looked at Sain, and he had the Ilian rum in his pack.Suddenly a storm began to brew, so we decided to stay at the inn. Oh, and if you're wondering about Fiora, I helped her out of the tree before we left, and now she and Farina have hangovers. Neither of them remember yesterday. Now we're checked in at the inn and oh no, Sain is giving Farina more rum. He, Farina and I are sharing a room and Farina and Sain are getting comfortable. They don't even know I'm here, and they worked up a conversaion:

Sain: Farina, would you like to take a walk with me?

Farina: I would love to, but it's raining!

Sain: Oh. Yeah, I forgot about that. But it's just you and me now, so....

Me: Ahem!

Sain: Ummm...what's your point?

Me: What did you??- never mind.

Farina: Let's go, Sain. A little rain won't stop us!

For crying out loud, he's cheating! And that's not right! It's the biggest unwritten rule!!

Sain's POV

Well, Matthew and Farina and I are sharing a room, so Farina and I are going on a rainy walk. It wasn't raining hard, but we were still wet when we came in. So, we need to find a way to dry off. I need to ask Matthew....

Matthew's POV

I know how to piss Sain off... Steal his rum! I looked in his back and saw about 10 bottles. So I took them all and put them in my pack. I opened one of the bottles and took a whiff. Ugh, disgusting! How could Farina stand to drink this stuff, let alone smell it? Uh oh, I hear footsteps. I quickly tied my pack shut and lay down on one of the beds.

Sain: Farina, you know how to satrt a conversation!

Farina: Thank you. You sure know how to flatter a lady!

Sain: Well, we should be getting to dinner. Matthew, would you like to accompany us?

I thought for a moment. This would be the perfect way for me to find out what Sain was up to. But I wasn't really that hungry....But if i wait, I won't be able to see what Farina does! So I told him my response.

Me: Sure.

Sain: Well get up and come on!

Perfect.

Sain: I hate cliffhangers.

Erk: Wow, sucks for you.

Sain: -glares-

Me: Anyway...R&R!