The Dreaded Muffin Catastrope
Harry Potter was hungry. Harry Potter decided to get some food. Harry Potter went downstairs for a blueberry muffin. Harry Potter ended up going back upstiars with a raspberry muffin. Harry Potter was still satisfied, because Harry Potter loves all kinds of different types of muffins. After Harry Potter ate his raspberry muffin Harry Potter had gotten while downstairs, Harry Potter needed to wash his raspberry muffin down with a drink. Harry Potter went back downstairs where he had gone to get the blueberry muffin but ended up getting the raspberrry muffin, to get a drink. Harry Potter got the drink and went upstairs with the drink. The drink Harry Potter had gotten was orange juice. Harry Potter drank Harry Potter's orange juice that Harry Potter had gotten while downstairs to get a drink, where Harry Potter also had gotten the raspberry muffin, even though Harry Potter went downstairs for a blueberry muffin. When Harry Potter was done drinking Harry Potter's drink that Harry Potter had gotten downstairs when Harry Potter was thirsty, Harry Potter brought Harry Potter's cup back downstairs to where Harry Potter had originally gone to get Harry Potter's blueberry muffin but ended up getting a raspberry muffin. Harry Potter was now happy, unlike when Harry Potter was hungry so Harry Potter decided to go downstairs to get Harry Potter a blueberry muffin but ended up getting a raspberry muffin and went back upstairs, only to realize Harry Potter was thirsty so Harry Potter had to go back downstiars to get Harry Potter a drink that Harry Potter brought back upstairs to drink then Harry Potter brought the cup downstairs once Harry Potter was done drinking the drink that Harry Potter had brought upstairs when Harry Potter was thirsty after eating the raspberry muffin, which was originally going to be a blueberry muffin but there were none. The next day, Harry Potter found a blueberry muffin in the back of the cupboard.
A.N: I'm rebelling against pronouns.