PREVIOUSLY ON BUTTERCUP'S GASTROENTERITIS
Buttercup is now pregnant with a suspicious character! Not to mention, she fixed her gastroenteritis, but at the cost of her VOICE! Now she is to remain three days without a voice. Can she make it? In addition, she has sprouted mermaid fins for heck-knows-what reason, AND she has no butt! So how do mermaids deliver babies? Who in the world turned her into a mermaid! What exactly is the baby within Buttercup's tummy? And why oh WHY does the suspicious character have control over Buttercup's voice? All this and MORE, in the earth-shattering sequel of the New York Times bestselling fanfic- !Buttercup's Gastroenteritis! Now brace yourselves for:
Bubbles' Labyrinthitis!
"Mama mia!" gasped Blossom as she observed Buttercup holding a suspicious character's emaciated hand at the doorway, Buttercup's pregnant tummy the size of a bloated basketball.
"Mamma mia indeed!" Bubbles cheered, and before they knew it, they burst into dancing to the hit single-slash-classic from the incredible band of ABBA as a giant disco ball magically burst over their heads and disco lights filled the now-nightclub-like Powerpuff household!
And then it happened.
Bubbles was… DIZZY! "Oh by all the blessed lights o' the north, I reckon I oughta take a seat!" said Bubbles in her characteristic Dixie Chicks voice. Buttercup and Blossom opened their eyes wide (bear in mind I did not say eyelids, I said EYES, meaning that YES, their freakin' eyeballs opened up, revealing the optic disk and heck-knows-what-not behind the eyeball). Blossom flew over gracefully to her sister's side, waving her head from side to side like the high school snob, her hair floating back and forth like it had some messed up broom complex.
"Oh dear," said Buttercup. Yes, pregnant women get emotional and girly at times, so Buttercup no longer says "Shucks!" or "That ain't right!" Now she is a lady, so she says "Oh dear." Yup, you heard me.
"What's wrong?" Blossom asked, a false look of concern plastered on her face.
"The world is spinning!" Bubbles cried. "Me so dizzy… so dizzy!"
"Hmmm," said Blossom. "Maybe you have a brain tumor."
"NO!" shrieked the suspicious character that was now holding Buttercup's tailfin rather than her hand. Everyone turned to stare at him…. Silence…. Yes sir, an awkward silence, for the suspicious character had shrieked remarkably like a woman…. Could it be that…? NOOOO…
"Yo dawg, I ain't got no muthafriggin tumor fo sho!" Bubbles said in her Bubbles rap.
"Well, maybe she has Labyrinthitis," said the professor as he popped out of… the toilet the powerpuff's had in the middle of the living room.
"But the world is spinning!" Bubbles cried.
"As was the little torpedo I just launched into the toilet! But not to worry dear, let me check your eyes," the professor said. He pulled out his trusty eye-checking-flashlight-thingamajig and looked into his daughter's eyes…
"Yup, fo sho dawg," the professor said. "Your eyes are all quivery! You've got labyrinthitis!" OH BUT NOT ONLY DID SHE HAVE LABYRINTHITIS! SHE HAD PSYCHIC POWERS AS WELL! And her powers were now telling her… that the world was going to start spinning! And then a giant crack and snap was heard, as everything around them began to spin and whirl!
stay tuned for more y'all!
note: labyrinthitis is a temporary screw-up in your inner ear that makes your sense of balance go whack. Usually due to a cold or sinus problems.