Me: I haven't updated for a while. Sorry.
Erk: It's only been 2 days.
Me: Who asked you.
Erk: --DEATH GLARE--
Me: --Death glare and the anime thunder-eye thing--
Sain: Read and review.
Sain's POV
Okay, I'm resting and rummaging through everyone's bags checking for potion. I'm looking through Matthew's bag, and I find potion....only 8 of 10 bottles! I can't believe it! No, wait, all 10 are there. I grabbed them and ran to my tent and put them in my sack. Then I took my horse to the healer's tent.
Okay, now I'm running back to battle. I grabbed my lance and began to slash away.
Matthew's POV
Well, I'm running to battle again, Killing Edge in hand. I see Sain on foot. That's strange... Well, anyway, I managed to kill a few men and they all retreated. Finally. They were obnoxious.
Now I'm sharing a tent with Lucius. I'm just making smart comments at him.
"Soooo...who's mistook you for a woman?"
"I don't want to answer that."
"Well, has anyone accused you of being a cross-dresser?"
"Why??"
"I'm accusing you now."
Then he gave me the Medusa Death-Glare. I could have sworn that his hair was slithering around.... Hehe...
"Sooooo, you thinking about cutting your hair soon?"
"...Grrr...."
"Or are you gonna be Rapunelucius? (I got that off of someone else.)"
"...Grrrr..."
"What's it like with Raven? Does he punch guys who want to talk to you...?"
"Matthew...."
"Yes...?" This was going to be good.
"Shut.The Flux.UP."
"I thought Canas was the dark-magic user."
"That's it!!!" He stormed out. Then he came back, grabbed his things, and ran out.
Alone at last...Wait...Sain's Potion is gone!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Now Sain is walking in with his bags & things. Oh no.
"Don't tell me..."
"Oh yes, Matthew, and I'm gonna be your worst nightmare."
"I thought that was Serra." I smirked.
"Now I see why Lucius left."
"That's nice, Sain. But I don't really give."
"Sigh..."
"Why do you mope so?"
"You...stole...my...potion..."
"And it was a flippin' crime, how...?"
"GRRRRR."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! This is going to be great!!"
Sain's POV
This is great. Matthew's going to be torturing me all day...Well, I smell dinner. Time to go.
"Ah, Florina!" I said as I sat down. "May I favor you by sitting here?"
"Umm..okay, just don't get too close..."
"As you wish!"
"Ohh.."
"Is something wrong?"
"No, I am not comfortable around men...remember?"
"Oh. Yes. That."
"I'm sorry....."
"Do not apologize! Here, I give you this!" I handed her a potion.
"Ummm...not to be rude, but what is it?"
"Uhh...Ilian Rum! The finest there is!"
"Well, I suppose just a few sips won't hurt me..." and he took a few small sips. She looked at me, blushed, and said,
"I'll be back for you in an hour."
Yes!
Florina's POV
Wow...I'm in love all of a sudden...with Sain! I am now writing him a love poem...or at least a sad excuse for one. I've finished it and am walking for Sain's tent. When I get there, I see Matthew there as well.
"Um, Matthew, is Sain here?..."
"Yes. He's putting his sack under his cot."
"Umm, Sain?" I asked. I felt dizzy and googly. "Here. I'll give you this, but I'll be back later."
And I walked out.
Sain's POV
I unraveled Florina's piece of parchment. This is what it said:
A Love Potion, by Florina
I have seen people approach me before,
But I have not done the same to them before.
When I see you, I feel great,
Like when I try to resist it's too late.
Ah, short but sweet!
Me: That's right. Cliffhanger time!
Sain: Aw.
Erk: I heard you're going to publish a crossover.
Me: That's right. Last time I did it I put it in the wrong category.
Serra: Is it a FE crossover?
Me: Yep. R&R!
