Disclaimer: I don't own any of the titled games in this fic.

Chapter: AVALON GET SERIOUS!

Narrator: Avalon

Fira and Utada, I can't believe it those two lovers. FIRA got a girl before I did? He has no game no pimpage like me. He may look like Bob Marley but he is NO Bob Marley! Currently we were walking along up some snowy mountain Kuro called Mt. Gagazet. It was beginning to get cold so I asked Kiako and Kuro if they wanted to snuggle together to keep warm. Kuro punched me in my lip and Kiako said no cause she's used to the cold.

"Man I'm never gonna score these chicks" I said pulling out a cure card and healing myself.

" Score these chicks? Is that all you think about?" Raithu asked as he came up walking beside me. Oh great just great the godfather is here.

" Yea…" I said. We looked up at Fira and Utada whom was up ahead talking about things and walking together. " Look at that Rai! He got a girl before me! BEFORE ME! AVALON!" I shouted.

" Geez shut up" Kuro said whom was walking up ahead of us. Kuro is a nice kid at times but sometimes you just want to… to…do nothing because she'd totally kick my ass.

We walked up the hill, up and up… the snow got much heavier and thicker up on the top trail. I seen ahead of us Fira had stopped and so did everyone else. Raithu beside started to look around at the trail like something was out of place. I noticed Fira was doing the exact same thing…

" What the"

Before I could finish my statement I felt a firm hand grab me and drive me into the ground. What the hell? I stood up to see a really big man with a huge axe and sword. It's Volt the guy we faced down in Zanarkand! He stood firm and unsheathed his bald head from his hood revealing abunch of tattoos all over his head.

" Lord Felix expects you…" He said.

" What? So Felix knows we're coming eh?" Fira said drawing his Kingdom Key.

" Yes…" He said peering at Fira as if something was missing.

" Then you won't mind if we pass?" Kuro said with her wand ready and afew spell cards in hand.

" I cannot for you see I have been sent by Felix to…entertain you… your hike up this mountain hasn't been very exciting and the Heartless Refuse to attack those with strong hearts" He said.

So that's why the Heartless Attacks have been slowing down lately we've been getting stronger with every fight. So do to the experience in Zanarkand Ruins with this guy I must be much stronger now.

" Let us fight a good fight in the name of Darkness" He said. Drawing both his axe and sword he positioned himself for combat. We all drew our weapons… I noticed that we were right at the place that Kiako mentioned… the… place where the FFX people fought that Guado guy.

Starting the battle off was Fira and Kiako whom both helped each other by attaching cards to one another's weapons like a team. Fira jumped in the air and came down with his keyblade like a braver attack only to get the attack blocked with Volts sword. Volt then kicked Fira back and Fira went tumbling past me.

Raithu then rushed in and I followed up attaching cards to my Millennium rod. Raithu clashed swords with him and then went on clashing swords like Star Wars. Raithu then reached for his Axe while fighting but was slashed by Volt's second weapon an Axe! Raithu flew back into the wall and I jumped in hitting Volt off guard he countered with a drop kick sending me flying. He was extremely strong, I was on the snowy ground catching my breath.

" Avalon" A voice called out to me. I turned around to see it was Fira running up to me. He stood beside me also catching his breath.

" Shouldn't you be with your girlfriend" I replied.

" Utada's fine she's hanging low until I give her the signal" He said looking up at Kiako an Raithu whom were fighting Volt and Kuro whom was casting spells.

" I don't think Utada would like you looking at other girls" I said shoving him away from me.

" What's your…problem man!" He jumped back up and pushed me back. We both stood up and I pushed him back.

" You fuck boy" I shouted pushing him back. He slid back on the snow and drew his keyblade rushing me and holding me up against the wall.

" You actin like a bitch right now" He said pinning me down. I kicked him off and attached an attack card to my rod while attempting to swing it at him. To my surprise I actually hit him, he fell down and got back up while striking me on the shoulder. I dropped down and tackled him leaving my rod on the ground. We rolled over to the edge strangling eachother his head was leaning off the side of the cliff.

" Avalon STOP!" Utada and Raithu ran over pulling me off. The earth under Fira was cracking no one noticed except me. If I kept talking to him he would fall off and die horridly at the bottom of the cliff.

" Yea… whatever Fira you're a just a chump weilding a Keyblade!"

" Looks as thought you keep yourselves entertained…" Volt said walking off into snowy mist. Suddenly the earth gave way and Fira had fallen. On his way down he screamed.

"GO ON WITHOUT ME!"

I looked down and smiled, I'm soooo bad.

" Now there is only one playa…playa" I said as we all watched down into the fog.