Me: Okay. I think this is my longest chapter...heeheeheeheeheh

Erk: She's all giddy because she got an appearance in a story called Cupid's Arrow...

Me: Shut it, Erk. Anyway, Read and Review.

Underground

The tactician was shoveling the ceiling of the tunnel with Guy's sword. She looked at him.

"You gonna help me or just sit there?"

"Oh, sorry."

Guy grabbed his sword and like the tactician, started digging away at the ceiling.

And that's when the guard spotted them.

The field

"Milady Lyndis!" Sain called to Lyn. "You look wounded. Please, come on my horse! I shall accompany you!"

"Okay, Sain...." Lyn said dreamily. She hopped onto Sain's horse as Sain turned and faced a knight. He charged at him with his lance.

SPLAT!!!

There was a loud splatter as the knight fell in his own blood.

Suddenly a druid moved up to Sain and Lyndis, a Nosferatu Tome in his hand. Sain, having such crappy resistance (I mean, I think that's what he has in my game....), decided to take action before the guy even started chanting the spell. He looked up to see Sain screaming a battle cry.

"Oh great-"

BAM! That's when Sain's horse blundered, just trampling over the guy instead of skewering him.

"What the hell???" he and Lyndis turned to see a druid twitching on the ground. But it wasn't any old druid.

"Sain!! What did you do that for???" the druid took off his hood, having to put it on for some reason or another.

"Canas??" yelled Lyn and Sain. After he got up, he began to dust himself off. Sain fell off his horse in shock, while Lyn bursted into a giggling fit.

"You mean you didn't know who I was?" Canas quirked an eyebrow.

"Hell no!!" screamed Sain, exasperated. "It's the middle of the freakin' night!!!!"

Canas looked at him coolly. "Alright fine, no need to yell...."

Sain just looked at him angrily. "Well....well...NYEH!!" Sain made a face at him.

"Nyeh." Canas did the same.

Underground

Sam (That's the tactician from here on in) was still digging at the ceiling, Guy having joined her. They were going at a steady pace, aout half the ceiling dug away.The guard was silently trotting toward them, killing edge in hand. He ran up to them unnoticed and grabbed the tactician by her cape, holding the sword to her throat.

"Hey you," he said gruffly, but quietly.

Guy continued to dig.

"Hello!" he said a little louder.

Guy continued to dig.

"GUY YOU MORON, QUIT DIGGING AND LOOK AT WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME!!!!!"

"Huh?"

"Do you hear me??" the assassin asked.

"Loud n clear."

"Now, either you stop digging, or your little daughter gets beheaded.

"DAUGHTER????" both yelled.

"You've GOT to be KIDDING."

"My Daughter???? Yeah right!!!"

"He's too young!!!"

"She's too.....um..."

"Girly!"

"Yeah!!"

"I DIDN'T MEAN IT."

"Oh...sorry..."

"Also, he's too stupid."

''Hey!!''

"Still, quit digging or the short kid dies."

"SHORT?" Sam asked, insulted. "I'll have you know I'm 12 years old, and I'm five foot one!!"

"Just quit digging..." he put a slit in her throat.

"Ouchies..."

"Hey!"

"Guy, keep digging. No one cares about a 12-year old who ties a blankie around her neck."

"...Blankie?"

Sam blinked. "Uhhhh....I didn't say that. If I DID, you two are SO. DEAD. Got it?"

"Uhhh...sure."

"Sounds good to me."

"Good." Sam said sweetly. "Now then, hurry up and kill me."

"Okay." The assassin lifted his sword to stab her.

Me: Okay, if that's not long sue me.

Erk: Okay. --Takes out cell phone--

Me: I DIDN'T MEAN IT!!!

Canas: Read and review...ow...