Me: It's time for....REVIEW RESPONSES!!!!!!!1!1!!

randomguy: I am. I will.

katelynnn: I dunno. Do you WANT to steal stuff?

Ragnarok-Legend: Yeah, I understand. And yes, I AM the best. And self-absorbed. XD XD XD XD XD

Nightmare: Don't worry. Since you reviewed, I won't sic Pent on you.

K-Gforever: Yeah, Wordpad doesn't have spellcheck. And 'docked' is how I say socked. :P

And for all of you who didn't review.....

--Pulls Pent out of supply closet--

Pent: ELFIRE!!!

Not-reviewers: OH CRAP!!!! WE'RE ON FI-RE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Martin raised a questioning eyebrow at Sain.

"Co-tactician?" he asked. Couldn't you consult with your leader first?"

"We SHOULD have a new tactician. I mean, she's tactical, but she's crazy."

"What do you mean?"

"Look at her."

Sam was sticking her finger in her mouth, then feeling around for something. When she touched a pair of blue clothes (she couldn't see what color they were), she took her finger out of her mouth and, fortunately, stuck it in the person's left ear.

Unfortunately, the person happened to be Karel.

"WET WILLY!!!!!" she squealed.

Karel yanked her finger out of his ear, and glared at her, showing sharp, demon-like teeth. He brandished his sword. Hearing this, the tactician took off running, Karel at her heels.

"GET BACK HERE!!!" he screamed.

At that, the tactician stumbled and fell--

Right into the lake.

This washed away the dried up blood, which started bleeding again, but it did wash all the dirt off Sam's glasses, enabling her to see. Then she saw Karel leaping directly above her in the moonlight.

"EEK!!"

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!"

The tactician dunked underwater, and Karel fell into the lake directly above her. He too was under water, swiping his sword. It was pretty slow, considering they were underwater. The tactician felt she needed air, so she swam up, clouding the water with blood. Then she walked up to shore, ran, and hid behind Martin.

Karel ran toward Martin.

Martin yelped and hid behind the tactician. The tactician hid behind Martin again.

"Would you stop??" the new tactician yelled.

"Sorry!" sam yelled, right in Martin's ear.

"DOWN, Karel," alled a voice. Karel turned around to see Lyn walking toward him.

"Oh, crap...."

"KAREL, GET OVER HERE!!!" screamed Lyn. Sain stared.

"DAMMIT!!" he yelled. "The potion wore off!!"

"What potion?" Martin and sam asked at the same time.

"Errr....nothing." Sain replied quickly. And with that he ran off.

"Lemme introduce you to the army," Sam said after a moment of silence.

"That woukd be nice....."

"First off, this is Lyndis, Hector, and Eliwood." she pointed to them, all playing cards having defeated the enemy.

"Errr...."

"And this is our outlandish pervert, Sain, and his MUCH more sensible partner Kent. Here we have Karel-" Lyn had him tied to their poker table-"the sword demon. This is Canas, our shaman." she smiled. "This is Erk, the mage, and Serra the pink-haired demon, and....."

At that point, she fell asleep.

Martin looked at her wide-eyed.

"Something's wrong with her!!!" he yelled.

"Nah," Eliwood said, walking up to the new tactician. "It's either narcolepsy or unconciousness. Speaking of which, BED, NOW."

Worried of Eliwood's so-called 'power', Martin ran into his tent for a good night's sleep.

Me: Errr..yay? --ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ--

Erk: You know the drill. Review or Pent burns you.

Non-reviewers: WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! IT HUUURRRRRRRRRRRTSSSSSSS!!!!!!