I do NOT feel like this right now, k? So on with the story.
Erk: Yeah but-
What did I just say?
Lyn looked up at MArtin. She nodded. "You get to drag her." Martin sighed and looked at the sleeping, twitching tactician. "Fine..." he sighed. He grabbed her by the arms and dragged her off towards the tent...
Meanwhile...
Serra was on her way to her tent when she saw an oh-so-convinient bottle of pink rum sitting on the poker table. KArel, still tied to it, muttered, "WHat are you doing?"
"I'm thirsty. I want a drink."
Karel sighed. "Fine."
And with that, Serra took a long swig.
MArtin was still pulling the tactician unto her now twice-as-full tent (MArtin had to move in there, too) and he looked at her side more examiningly. It was pink...and girly...and it had Slipknot and Avril Lavigne posters all over the place. He walked to her bed and dropped her. When he turned around, he saw Serra tearing through everyone and towards Sain. That's weird, he thought...
"SAINY!"
Serra was charging at an unsuspecting Sain. Well, he WAS unsuspecting until Serra was 10 feet away from him. He turned around and yelped in pure terror.
And then she jumped on him.
"Serra!" he cried. "Get off me! Kent! HELP!"
"No," Kent called. "It serves you right..."
"Crap!"
As Serra glomped him, Karel was about 15 feet away and saw the whole thing. "HELLO!" he yelled. Serra stared at him before walking over and bopping him on the head.
"Ow..."
"SAINY!"
"SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!"
"Hello?" Nino suddenly yelled from nowhere. "Children are present!"
And then a pterodactyl came down and ate Nino. (A/N: Sorry, I hate Nino. ;;;)
Syddenly, as Jaffar was killing Leila, he felt something was terribly wrong with the world...
Martin walked over to Serra and bravely pulled her off Sain. Serra was clawing at him, but he managed to keep a hold on her as he threw her into her tent.
Sain ran up and hugged him.
"You're my hero! How can I ever repay you?"
"...Let me breathe...?"
"Okay!" Sain dropped him and ran off.
"Errrr..."
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Serra screamed from her tent. "I want Sainy!''
MArtin pulled out a Sain doll (don't ask) from his pocket, and tossed it into Serra tent and ran off like it was a grenade.
But it sure reacted like one.
"SAINY!"
MAtin heard the plushie rip into a billion pieces and turned to see Serra ripping out.
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Me: Dah dah DAAAAAHHHHH!
Martin-Ish running-
Me: Sorry it's so short. RR everyone!