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Serra had just tackled Martin to the ground.

"I WANT SAINY!" she screamed, foaming at the mouth. "WHERE IS HE!"

"Find him yourself!" yelled Martin. "'Cause I don't know!"

Serra, at this point, charged away to go find Sain. Martin got up and dusted himself off.

"That was random..." he muttered.

Sain was walking through the forest, trying to hide, when he heard owls hooting, animals getting out of the way, and bushes being ripped through. He turned to see the pink-haired menace charging toward him with demon-like eyes.

"EEK!" Sain squealed girlighly as he was glomped.

Karel had been re-tied to the poker table, and his eyes perked up like a dog when he heard a high-pitched yell. Then he shurugged and ate a rock.

Weird.


Anyways, Sain was being tortured by Serra, when Martin threw a pink vile into the forest. Sain realized it right off the bat. He thought he'd drink it so Serra couldn't get it. He popped the top off the bottle and drank it. Thr first thing he saw...

Martin! O.O

Sain got all googly at him before pushing Serra off of him and running after Martin. Martin raised an eyebrow before taking off running.

"HEY! WAIT UP!" yelled Sain.

"THIS AIN'T A YAOI FIC!" Martin yelled back.

"I DUN CARE!" Sain yelled back.

Serra stared at them. Then she got angry.

"Sainy...

MUST...

HAVE...

REVENGE!''

And then an evil plan/plot began forming in her mind.

She laughed maliciously.

She coughed a hairball. O.o


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In the morning, Sami came out of her tent with a bag slung over her shoulder.

"What's that for, Sami?" asked Eliwood. Everyone began to crowd around.

Sami sighed.

"I'm leaving the group," she announced. A few people gasped. A whoo-hoo was heard from Erk.

"But-but why?" a few people questioned. Sain waddled by and fell over.

"Well, that's one reason..." she stated. "That, and some people haven't been getting experience, and SOMEONE has been hogging it all..." she rolled her eyes. "Also, I'm traveling with my friends, and Martin has beaten the--I mean, he'll be better for yall." and with that, she turned on her heel and walked off the trail, to her future or fate.

When she was out of everyone's field of vision, Hector gave Martin a hearty slap on the back. "Congrats, Martin! You're being promoted!"

"Promoted from what, may I ask?" asked Martin.

"From co-tactician to tactician-in-command!" the lord replied.

Martin looked and beamed. Tactician-in-command? What an honor!...

Meanwhile, everyone's favorite swordsmaster was all alone, tied to an abandoned poker table... (he'll be back later...)


Ta-da! All done! Yep, I got rid of Sami because I was being a little self-absorbed.

Everyone cheers

Anyway, read and review!