ENVY THE AMAZING HE-SHE PALM TREE!
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"Why those..." Envy said to himself. "Kicking me off the boat!"
Envy kept annoying the hell out of Lust and Gluttony. He kept transforming into different people and playing pranks on them. Not to his surprise at all, but they didn't like it. They left him stranded on a tiny island, and said that they'd come to pick him up in a week. Unless, of course, he could use his 'amazing' morphing power to trick people into helping him. Envy had a long road ahead of him. He would have to find food, shelter, and lotsa other stuff.
He stood, staring off into the horizon, watching Lust and Gluttony's boat sail away. He heard footsteps from behind.
"LOOK! A palm tree! Now we can chop it down, and make shelter!" said a random guy who was pointing to Envy as he said so to a woman.
Envy's brow twitched. "PISS OFF, GILLIGAN!"
The man gasped. "It talked!" he said, surprised. "I'M NOT AN 'IT', DAMN IT, I'M A MAN!" Envy shouted. The man gasped again. "'HE' talked!"
"I'M NOT A HE, DIPSHIT, I'M A WOMAN! GOD!" Envy shouted.
"...what?" the guy asked. Envy just started crying. The man and his wife, quietly, slowly, slid away.
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Okay, so I bet you're wondering what happened to Envy, huh? Well, as luck would have it, the random people WERE Gilligan and his wife, so Envy ate them, adn disguised himself as Gilligan, and went to live the lifestyle via Hollywood! Envy became well-known across the nation as 'Envy Jackson' an evil spirit who eats little children! Lust ang Gluttony exploded, because it appears that their boat sank due to Gluttony. He got hungry. WUDDAWIDDLEPIGGY! Okay, so Gluttony ate the boat, Envy became a gay pop star, and, uhh...
AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!
Well, it was short, but sweet! R&R!