Chapter 7

After the incident, the group managed to get 3 shards from a falcon demon. They all decided to relax & have a little lunch break. Kagome brought out ramen for everyone to enjoy. Spyro & Sparx of course,were confused. Kagome explained what they were.

When Spyro & Sparx ate it, their sounds of approval could be heard from the next village. " Whoooooo hooooooo! This rocks! "

" See! What did I tell you? " Inuyasha gloated. ' Oh man! Not another ramen lover! That's the last thing I need! ' Kagome thought groaning. None of them had that much time to enjoy their lunch anyway as a man with a big fluffy boa around his shoulders appeared with a 7 year looking girl with a green imp.

Inuyasha growled, " Sesshomaru! What the hell are you doing here! "' Wow! ' Spyro thought. ' A lot of hatred goes on here in these Feudal times! But there's no way that brothers would hate each other, let alone kill each other, right? '

Inuyasha yelled, " I hope you said your prayers you bastard! "As he got ready with Tetsuiga. ' Scratch that thought. ' Spyro reconsidered mentally. Inuyasha charged with Tetsuiga while Spyro yelled, " Hey boy-girl, why don't you challenge me you sissy! Or, are you afraid that you'll lose! "

That did it. That dragon was going down! Sesshomaru was more pissed than you had ever had known. He didn't show it. But he spoke with a deadly calm voice that made anyone's skin crawl. But not Spyro's.

" What the hell! What do you mean you are going to kill him huh? He's my brother, not yours! " Inuyasha angrily yelled. Sesshomaru then charged with his sword and Spyro merely leaped & flamed him. Sesshomaru then blocked with Tokigen, but a golden gem worth 10 bucks popped out.

Everyone just stared at Sesshomaru. Inuyasha laughed, " Are you getting involved with Bandits, Sesshomaru? " Sesshomaru glared at him and replied in his usual monotone voice, " This Sesshomaru has no pleasure with being with those... wretched fools. "

Spyro taunted, " Oh look at him! Now he's narrarating himself as 3rd person! Ooohhhh... I'm shaking in my scales! " Spyro barely dodged Sesshomaru's strike. Spyro then found a super-flame power-up. He was delighted. ' Yes! Now to show royal-pain a lesson or 2 about BBQs! ' He thought.

Spyro charged through the power-up and was inverting through red-orange-yellow red-orange-yellow etc.Spyro then flamed out super-flame and it looked like a flamethrower. Sesshomaru tried to dodge but ended up being fried to ashes and eyeballs by the attack.

And Inuyasha, well you can say that he was ecstatic. ' It's about time that someone should teach him a lesson! I still wish that it was me dammit... oh well! ' Inuyasha considered mentally.

( A/N;OK, waaaaaayyyyyy to OOC! I'll try to make everyone in character. )

Once Sesshomaru ' Regained ' his composure, ( A/N;Get it? Regain? Hahahahahaha! Oh my god! That is rich! ) he and his little company left with Inuyasha yelling, " Coward! in the distance. They were heading off when Spyro yelled, " Look! " Everyone looked up to see blue snakes carrying orbs of light.

Inuyasha muttered audibly, " Kikyou... " Spyro just looked up questioningly at the half-demon. ' Isn't that his ex-girlfriend? ' Inuyasha then took off running. Kagome yelled, " Inuyasha! Wait! " It was too late. He already dissapeared in the forest.

With Inuyasha

Inuyasha was running and found Kikyou resting at the trunk of the tree. He saw that she was sleeping. ' Better be quiet. ' Inuyasha thought. ' If she wakes up and sees me, who knows what she'll do? ' Kikyou didn't even stir.

' Well, I'm in front of sleeping Kikyou, soul collectors about to steal my soul and Kagome's going to sit me infinite times when I come back. So I can't either go back or wander off. Well, my luck is bad enough already, at least it can't get any worse than this. '

Maybe the half-demon annoyed the fates with his smug attitude, or maybe God decided to pike things up a bit to see the half-demon pissed more than ever. Either way, Kikyou woke up. Inuyasha thought, ' Dammitto Hell & back! '

With the others

" I'm worried, " Sango said. " We should go find Inuyasha. " Everyone agreed but Kagome. She just said nothing. Spyro whispered to Miroku, " What's with her, " Spyro asked. Miroku whispered back, " Inuyasha does this every time he sees Lady Kikyou's soul skimmers. "Kagome said, " Oh. So this is all it's about eh? "Kagome then went to prepare a snack.

Miroku and Spyro just stared at her retreating form and Miroku asked, " Was that just my imagination or did Lady Kagome just give me a cold stare? " Spyro then replied, " Definitely not your imagination. "

Spyro declared, " I'm going to find dog-boy! " Miroku asked, " How are you going to do that? " Spyro replied, " With this super-fly power-up of course! " Spyro charged through it and flew in the air with Sparx. Spyro yelled down to Miroku, " I'll be back shortly! "

Spyro then flew off over the exact same forest Inuyasha ran off to. Sango ran over to Miroku and asked, " Where in God's name is he going? " Miroku replied, " He's going off to find Inuyasha & Lady Kikyou. Speaking of beautiful women... "Sango quizzically looked at him and said, " But I thought that we were talking about Inu- "

Then Sango felt a gentle squeezing at her rear and the forest echoed, scaring all wildlife with a huge

SLAP!

Ah!There's nothing better than a humor-filled ending isn't it? Hm? Guys? Guys?

Inuyasha-Where's my beloved Kikyou?

Spyro-Eugh! Quit your whining dog-boy!

( Continue bickering )

3 Hours Later

Inu-Spyro-Chan-SHUT THE FUCK UP! BOTH OF YOU!

Inuyasha & Spyro-Yes ma'am!

Inu-Spyro-chan-Honestly, why do I even bother? Eugh! Well,Bye!