o.o You know those plans that sound GREAT when you say them aloud, then don't exactly work out when you attempt them! o.o this is the case. -teary eyes- I was planning for this to be at LEAST 5 chapters long when I posted the first by V-day. If you couldn't tell, this won't be the case. But I seriously haven't had any time to type anything up! I've been UBER busy with school, but things should be calming down. Everyone just remember that I have to also type up "Winter Wonderland" also!

But, onward to something else! n-n I LOVE all the reviews I'm getting. People who don't even CARE about AxS are just reading it for the pure fact that Harley is in it! Now, let me say that I have NEVER EVER EVER had such a reaction for once of my OC's before! XD!Why do you all love her so much? She's a pyro? She's hyper? She can get away with more things than ANYONE? Tell me, I'd like to know!

Disclaimer: I don't own Hellsing..But Harley ish mine-insert Alucard-like laughter-

And Whispers-Of-Crimson GETS THE COOKIE SINCE SHE'S CORRECT! SILENT HILL 2! XD!

An hour later, Alucard and Walter had managed to "Harley" proof the mansion. This meant that anything that was flammable and/or could cause fire/explosions was put out of her reach. ((And this was actually quite easy, but more on that later..)) So now, Walter and Integra were waitin outside for her while Alucard went back down to the basement to retrieve his depressed, less-than-willing-to-move fledgling. He wasn't exactly thrilled about the task. Oh, he could make Seras move easily enough; It was the commentary that came with it. Seras was usually very sweet, but definetly not when she was like this.

One more thing to have to deal with, He thought, sulking as he trotted down the stairs, in no rush to complete this task. As if that demented teen wasn't enough...Stupid kid... He walked down the hallway, stopping at the Police Girl's door. Police Girl.

What? Came the reply, sounding more depressed than annoyed. No Master, he noticed, and he felt a prick of annoyance. Without bothering to knock, he walked through the door. Seras was still curled up into a ball. She hadn't moved at all. Alucard frowned and took a few steps toward the coffin.

"Get up," He said, looking at her. "Our Master wants us to help greet a..guest that is coming. Both of us."

"I don't want to." The elder vampire's frown deepened. Okay, a little attitude from Seras was refreshing, but now it was starting to bug him. He was the Master, not her. She was supposed to do what he commanded, no questions asked. Of course, she had never been mindless, but right now wasn't exactly the best time to be arguing with him.

"It wasn't a question, Police Girl," He said softly, narrowing his eyes. "I'm telling you. Get up. Now." No reply, no movement. "You're testing me, Polive Girl...And I don't really appreciate it."

"Why do I have to go? It's not like it'll matter if I'm there or not. You're the stronger of us both. And everyone knows it." Alucard was beginning to become angry at her words and the way she said it in a monotone. His patience was waning thin, but he knew better than to get angry. So he decided to try a different approach.

"So you refuse to go?"

"Yes."

"Period?"

"Yes."

"...You understand that under these circumstances, I could break you in half for disobedience."

"I know."

"And yet you still refuse me?"

"Yes."

"...Alright then." In two long strides, he was ather coffin. Without missing a beat, and with a huge smirk on his face, he bent down and scooped up the Police Girl in his arms. She blinked and immediently started to struggle, especially when he threw her over his shoulder and started to walk out.

"Master!" She yelped, trying to escape his iron grip and to no avail. "What are you doing! Put me DOWN, Master, please!"

"Nope," He replied, chuckling as he walked up the stairs. "I won't. But do feel free to struggle; It's very amusing." At this, they ceased almost immediently, and he chuckled more. "Oh, come on, Police Girl! You always ruin my fun!" She didnt reply, sulking as they made it up the stairs and started toward the huge doors that led outside. Seras blinked and herexpression suddenly turned to panic.

"Master! You aren't going to take me outside like this, are you!" She asked, resuming her struggles.

"Why not?" He replied innocently, loosening his grip very slightly. The blonde caught it and fought back harder. Alucard was delighted and finally let her go. She was panting, glaring at him as she ran her hands over her uniform, trying to straighten the wrinkles in it. "What's the matter, Police Girl?"

Seras just continued to glare at him as he got the laughing out of his system. When he did, they both walked outside, though Seras shied a little away from the setting sun. Integra and Walter were both standing on the stairs, Integra smoking a cigar. "Nice of you to join us," She remarked as they walked and stood beside her. "Harley should be here any minute. At least, if she isn't driving." She spotted Seras' confused look and sighed.

"I assume that Alucard didn't tell you. Our guest is a 15 year old girl named Harley Sunderland. She's a family friend and needs a place to stay for a few weeks while her house is...renovated-"

"Because she blew it up," Alucard interjected, crossing his arms.

"-By accident. She's a-"

"Menace to Society.."

"-very sweet girl who-"

"Should be locked up."

"-is very cheerful and kind-"

"Enough to try and spend every waking moment to make my life harder..."

"-and loves to-"

"Do everything in her power to send everyone over the deep-end."

Integra didn't reply to this, trying extremely hard to not shoot Alucard, who was grinning truimphantly. But instead of doing this, she only smirked as a black limo drove up the driveway. The vampire's grin faltered slightly, and he took a little step back. Integra immediently brought up her gun and aimed it for a certain part of his anatomy.

"You make one more move, Alucard, and I will not hesitate to shoot. And I don't care if you can regenerate it," She warned, glancing a little over to Seras. She looked depressed, sad, eyes downcast and not looking at anyone. And she was even paler than usual, if that was possible. Integra frowned slightly and sighed inwardly. She couldn't tell what was worse: A vampire that couldn't behave himself, or a vampire that was depressed. Personally, she cared for neither one that much, but she was going to have to deal with them. And now, a teenager who makes Alucard act like a child.

What fun.

The black limo drove up and stopped in front of the stairs. Integra put her gun away but shot Alucard a warning look. He pouted and crossed his arms. She sighed and walked up to the limo, stopping when a door swung open. "INTEGRA!" A girl's voice shouted, and the named woman was suddenly tackled and fell to the ground. "IT'S YOU!"

Seras blinked and looked at Alucard, who was starting to slowly back away from the girl that had tackled his Master. She looked back when she actually heard Integra laughing as she got up, though she blocked the draculina's view of the girl. "And it's you, Harley. It's good to see you after so long," The woman said, smiling, She moved out of the way, placing a hand on Harley's head. "Seras, this is Harley Sunderland. Harley, this is Seras Victoria."

Seras stared at the girl.

She was short; That was the first thing the vampire noticed. The teen couldn't be any more than 4'7 or 4'8. She had black hair that went down to her shoulders, streaked with crimson in various places. Her eyes werea startling bright blue and almost glowing with happiness as she smiled at Seras. She was wearing baggy blue jeans that were too big, faded, and holes in the knees. Her tanktop was solid black except for the words, "DDR Police" written in white in the center. Various necklaces hung from her neck, a few crosses and other signs that she vaguely recognized as egyptian.

This girl..is 15! She thought, blinking. Her size certainly didn't show it, but her style in clothing practically screamed out the fact that she was a teen. More like atinypunk rocker...

"Nice to meet you, Seras," Harley said, holding out her hand and smiling brightly. The young vampire hesitated and took the teen's hand, who shook is vigrously. She then looked very hard at Seras, who locked eyes with her and looked away. "Whoa..You're avampire!"

Seras nodded, a little hesitantly. She had been clearly expecting Harley to be terrified of her, but she showed no fear, none what so ever. She neither showed loathing or disdain, just a friendliness that the Police Girl wasn't used to seeing from anyone. "Yes. I am," She answered.

"Alucard is her Master," Walter said, smiling at the teen and ruffling her hair. "It's been a few years, Miss Harley. How are you?"

She grinned. "Doing just fine! Speaking of which.." She looked around. "Where IS Alucard?" Integra nodded her head in the direction of the retreating vampire who was attempting to be discreet. Harley suddenly grinned wickedly and charged for him. "ALUCARD! I'M BAAAACK!"

Upon hearing his "enemy" shouting out his name, Alucard stiffened and looked over his shoulder, one of his eyes visibly twitching. He gulped and held up an arm, which the teenager promptly latched onto like a leech. "It's YOU.." He growled, glaring at her as she nuzzled his arm like a kitten. "I thought you were staying away for GOOD..."

"It's nice to see you too!" She replied calmly, hugging his arm tightly. She was no more than 90 pounds, but she was strong for her size. Alucard could have slung her off though, without a second thought, only problem was that his Master would pump him full of lead without a second thought. Then he'd probably have to deal with Seras telling him how inhumane it was.

But Seras didn't even look at her Master as he tried to shake the girl off his arm without hurting her. "...Get off," Alucard growled lowly to her. She just smiled at him as he continued to rant very quietly. Meanwhile, Integra narrowed her eyes slightly as Harley's guardian, Lukas Anders, climbed out of the limo. The man wasn't as tall as Alucard, being only 6 feet, but he was still slightly intimidating, with dark, piercing eyes and dark brown hair. He was from Germany, and his accent was still slightly thick.

"Thank you for taking Harley in, Sir Hellsing," He said, his voice deep but with a slight underlying note of venom. Seras caught it and steadily watched him warily.

"It is no problem, Lukas. You know this," She replied curtly, her tone professional. "We enjoy her company. She's welcome to stay here as long as she likes." Lukas nodded, smirking slightly.

"If she's any trouble at all, though, do no hesitate to call," He continued, crossing his arms. "You know how she gets..Besides.." He eyed Seras cooly, making her bristle slightly. "It could get..dangerous..."

Integra glared at him. "I have told you before..Lukas...that Alucard won't hurt her. And neither will Seras. They have more control than that. Now, I know you have some business to attend to, so if there is not anything else, please be on your way. We can handle her." Lukas' smirk faltered slightly. He glared at her and climbed back in. Integra watched the limo leave and was about say something to Walter when a very large TWACK was followed by a yelp and a thud.

"INTEGRA! ALUCARD HIT ME!"

"I DID NOT! SHE MADE ME DO IT!"

"NU-UH! HE JUST HIT ME!"

Integra, Seras, and Walter sweatdropped a little and sighed. This was going to be a long few weeks.