When the Mall Attacks: Explanations and Incantations
By T. Sinami
Nicole (Author): Final chapter! I know I haven't updated this story in like FOREVER, but I finally came to admit that the last chapter would never be recovered on my broken computer.
Kurama: x.x She kept us hostage...
Nicole: SHADDUP! -Whip-
Kurama: -Cowers- u.u
Disclaimer: Nicole doesn't own anything. Not Inuyasha, Yu Yu Hakusho, or anything mentioned in this fanfiction except herself.
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All: -Sitting on a very big bed, talking-
Nicole: -Yawns- It's too early...4 in the morning? u.u
Laura: Suck it up, we need to talk before the mall opens.
Miroku: Yes. How are we going to sneak Sesshoumaru out?
Inuyasha: I could kill him...-Cackle- Bwahaha...
Kagome: -Sigh- No, Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: Aww...
Sango: But I wonder...how did we all get here?
Kagome: I went into the well to go home and I ended up here...
Inuyasha: I followed her...
Miroku: Sango and I were exiting a forest, and we just...were suddenly here...
Laura: -Suddenly gets very quiet-
Kurama: I was coming to get Yusuke...
Nicole: I live here, hee. Laura too. -Pokes her- Why're you so quiet?
Miroku: What about Sesshounaru, Rin, and Jaken?
Inuyasha: Maybe they went down the well too?
Laura: -Sighs- It was all me. -Evil cackle- It almost worked too...x.o
Nicole: o.O Explain, please.
Laura: Okay. -Takes a deep breath- Sesshoumaru, Rin, and Jaken indeed went through the well. As with Kagome and Inuyasha, I had used a shard of the sacred Shikon jewel to alter where the well takes you.
Kagome and Inuyasha: o.o
Laura: Sango and Miroku were in an illusion of a forest. It was really a connector to their world and ours. Once again, used the jewel. Kouga went through the same spot, and that's how he got there.
Sango and Miroku: o.o
Laura: Kurama just happened to be near here...But isn't it nice that I could finally meet some of my favorite characters?
All but Laura and Nicole: o.o
Nicole: -Glomps Laura- THANK YOU! -Squee-
Kurama: -Smiles- Well, it was rather fun being with all of you. -Looks at Nicole especially-
Nicole: -Blushes and latches onto Kurama-
Kurama: --; ; -Sweatdrops- I take that back.
Nicole: -Sniff- -Grins- GROUP HUG! -Pulls everyone into a hug-
Everyone but Nicole: ACK! x.x
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Miroku: The mall is going to open in five minutes. We need to get Sesshoumaru out...
Sango: It seems he has done it on his own. -Comes back from the bathroom with broken ropes-
Inuyasha: That bastard is on the loose?
Nicole: MY FLUFFY IS GONE! -Sob- v.v
Kurama: Oh no...
Sango: Rin and Jaken left too. Sesshoumaru got them out, I'm assuming.
Nicole: The mall is going to open, hide by the entrance!
All: -Go to the entrance and hide-
Worker: -Opens up the entrance doors and walk in, right past everyone-
All: -Run out-
Nicole: FREEEE!
Sango: Finally...
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Nicole: Before we go our separate ways, I have something for you guys. -Gives them each a very-well and detailed drawing of themselves-
Kurama: Thank you...my gift to you is this. -Hands her a thornless red rose- This'll never wilt or die.
Nicole: . To represent our undying love?
Kurama: Ehehehe...Sure..I guess...
Nicole: -Glomphugs him- YAY!
Kurama: Again with the glomping? x.x
Miroku: Take these wards. They'll keep any demon in, or out. -Hands her small white pieces of paper with japanese symbols on them-
Nicole: Thanks! -Hugs-
Miroku: -Gropes her-
Nicole: -Slaps and runs back to Kurama-
Sango: Leech...Anyway, here is an mask, it will protect you against any gas. -Hands her the mask-
Nicole: Really? THANKS!
Miroku: C'mon Sango, lets go... -Puts an arm around Sango-
Sango: -Is groped- o.o -Slaps him- DON'T TOUCH MY ASS!
Miroku: -Sigh- I can never win...
Laura: -Waves at Nicole- See you later. -Walks off-
Nicole: Seeya! -Waves-
Sango and Miroku: -Have walked off already-
Inuyasha: Take this...-Hands her his fire rat shirt- It'll protect you against a fire.
Kagome: -Blinks- You're giving that up? O.O
Inuyasha: I have more, don't worry. -Nodnod-
Kagome: Alright... -Turns to Nicole and holds out arrows- These are sacred arrows, and will purify whatever it hits.
Nicole: Hey, I love archery! -Squeals- Thanks so much!
Inuyasha and Kagome: -Walk off together-
Nicole: -Sigh- They're terrible liars.
Inuyasha: I HEARD THAT! WE DON'T—
Kagome: -Sweatdrop- Sit boy.
Inuyasha: -Faceplants- x.x OW!
Kagome: -Drags him off- Bye!
Nicole: Seeya...-Looks at Kurama- Why haven't you left yet?
Kurama: Well...-Suddenly hugs her- I just want to say goodbye.
Nicole: -Sniff- u.u Good bye...-Hugs him back-
Kurama: -Kisses her gently on the lips-
Nicole: -Swoons-
Kurama: Goodbye, for now. -Smiles and walks off-
Nicole: All alone now? WAHHH! u.u -Looks at her gifts- I really wish they could stay...Laura...Thank you...
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All done with this! 'Evil Fangirls!' is the sort-of sequel to this, and it'll be up soon. So, R&R and stuff!
-Nicole