Finally, tis spring break! n-n Do you guys know what that means? It means that not only can I get two chapters up this week, I also get to play Silent Hill 2, which I rented, until I cry! o.o Which is a good thing...to me. Yes..very good idea...-nods to herself-

As always, thank you for the reviews and for fearing the Hot Pink Hair Dye. n.n Because you're supposed to.

Also, I wanna thank Jimmy for letting me use his character! o.O This is Harley's partner in crime. XD And he owns a Rock Store! -jealoushugs him- Thanks!

Disclaimer: Only own Harley..and these oatmeal cookies I'm currently eating..-munches on them-

Harley glared at the alarm clock on her pillow as she punched it hard enough to turn it off. She sat up, yawning and rubbing her eyes. "Seven in the morning..." She muttered, slumping off the bed and landing on the floor. Normally, getting up this early would be so wrong in her book, but she had a mission. And it would work as long as Alucard was asleep.

Muttering, she stood up, rubbing her abused bottom, and picked up the box on the nightstand. She opened it, smiling when she saw everything was in order. Giggling softly, the teenager quietly crept out of her room and made her way to the basement.

Luckily, it seemed no one else, not even Walter, was up yet. So, she of course made it to the basement with no trouble. That was the easy part. The hard part was actually pulling off the mission. Ignoring the slight fear of the dark, she walked to Alucard's room door and hesitated, staying still. She stayed like that for at least a minute before carefully opening the door.

She was in luck; Alucard was asleep. Smiling to herself, she looked at the two coffins, trying to figure out which one he was sleeping it. Pick one! She thought. She almost went for the coffin-bed, but then remembered that it would only be opened from the inside. She cringed.

Harley hadn't thought of that. "Come on, throw me a bone.." She said softly, going for his other coffin. Shivering slightly, she opened it, and found herself looking at a sleeping Alucard. The teen grinned. This was almost too easy. She opened the box of hair dye, still grinning.

"Say hello to my little friend..."

"You're up early," Walter said to Harley, who was in the kitchen, munching on some toast. "Couldn't sleep?" The teenager nodded, yawning. She had learned that attempting to dye a vampire's hair was very difficult in the dark, though she had done it before. It was a good thing he slept like the dead. Otherwise, she would probably be without an arm.

"Insomnia," She said, rubbing her eyes. "Woke up, couldn't get back to sleep, so here I am." The butler nodded, making some coffee for both he and Integra.

"How long have you been up?" Harley shrugged.

"An hour or two," She answered, vaguely. "Hey, Walter? You get the blood from soldiers, right?"

"Yes, that's right. Why?"

"I was thinking that maybe Seras' problem was that she doesn't know who's blood she's drinking," She explained, hopping down from the counter she was sitting on. "She feels guilty and all that jazz. So...I was wondering if maybe we could give her some of my blood."

Walter stared at her like she lost her mind. She pouted. "Why does everyone give me that look! I'm serious! The only thing I don't like about giving blood is the needle part. That's it. But I really think it'd make a difference. Please?"

The butler looked skeptical. "..Well...I can see where you're coming from..But you bettter go talk to Sir Integra about it," He said, smiling a little. "If she says that it's alright, then we'll give a pack of it to Police Girl."

Harley smiled, gave him a quick hug and ran out of the kitchen and up the stairs as fast as she could, leaving Walter wondering if this was such a good idea.

It took some convincing, but Integra finally allowed Harley to "donate" some of her blood. The teenager was extremely happy, but when Walter pulled out the needle, she started to panic a little. "W-Walter?" She whimpered as he came at her with it. "D-Does it h-have to be so big?"

The butler chuckled. Even if it was mean, it was really funny watching Harley's reactions to various things. "Just close your eyes. It'll be over before you know it," He reassured. Well, it was over quickly...After Walter had to chase Harley around the mansion. He finally caught up to her after she tripped again, scraping up her other knee.

So they had to bandage that up, and Walter was finally able to get the blood from her. After that, Harley was so tired that she fell asleep on the little bed she was sitting on. The butler didn't have the heart to wake her up, so he just put a blanket over her and let her sleep.

Harley slept for a long time, until sun-set. Which was not very smart, since when Alucard woke up, and found out his hair was pink, he nearly went on a killing spree. He was past mad, past furious, past rage and right into pissed off. What made it worse was that Seras was the one that told him it was pink.

And while she had smiled a little, it still didn't make him feel better. In fact, he almost tore the mansion apart looking for the "Sweet, innocent, precious angel from hell," as he put it. And when he finally found her, Walter was able to stop him from tearing her apart.

But that wasn't going to stop Alucard from getting his revenge; Oh no. He had to admit that she was good being able to dye his hair a second time, but there was one simple thing she forgot. She forgot to take the box of hair dye out of the room. And while Alucard wasn't exactly skilled when it came to modern day inventions, this seemed very simple and easy to do.

Alucard grinned as he loomed above the sleeping teenager. "Revenge is so sweet.."

"ALUCARD!" Harley's scream echoed all over the mansion, making everyone pause and prepare themselves. Alucard was calmy sitting on the stairs of the basement when Harley shot out of the kitchen, furious. Any one other than Alucard saw a blur. She launched herself at him, but the vampire easily caught her, smirking.

"YOU BASTARD!" She shouted, trying to claw and bite him but failing since he was stronger than her, and she was weak from giving blood. "I OUGHTA BASH YOUR FRIGGING SKULL IN! I OUGHTA SPLATTER CHERRY PIE ALL OVER THAT FRIGGING WALL BEHIND YOU! I OUGHTA DRY-HUMP YOU TO MALAYSIA!"

It should be noted that Harley was in a blind rage at the moment and had no idea what she was screaming.

All this screaming was attracting the other residents ofthe Hellsing Organization. The first was Walter. "What's going-?" He started to ask but stopped, staring at Harley's hair. "...H-Harley? Your hair..."

He had to stop and cover his mouth to keep from laughing as Seras ran up the stairs. "What happened?" She said, panting but stopped, her eyes very wide. "...Hair.."

We knew Alucard had pink streaks in his hair, but Harley's hair, on the other hand, had pink blotches. You could barely see the black of her hair. And she was furious for two reasons: One was that Alucard got her back. Two was that the dye was permanent. And if there was one thing Harley loved, it was her hair.

"YOU IDIOT!" She snapped at Alucard. "YOU CAN REGENERATE YOUR HAIR! I CAN'T!"

"YOU STILLED DYED IT A SECOND TIME!" He snapped back, glaring daggers at her. "AND I THINK YOU LOOK BETTER!" She tried going for his neck but he had a strong grip on her arms, so she couldn't do more than struggle violently.

"Alucard! Put her down!" Walter said, crossing his arms. "You're about to bruise her up!" The vampire glared at him. "Don't give me that look. She gave some blood today, so she'll bruise very easily." At this, Alucard blinked and took a good look at her. She was pale and panting, and did look extremely tired and a little sick.

Alucard narrowed his eyes slightly while Seras spoke up. "Why'd she give blood?" She asked, crossing her arms.

"I did it for you," Harley said through clenched teeth, glaring death at Alucard. "I thought you'd drink blood you knew, so I gave some of mine. And even some for the bastard over here..."

"Was this before or after you decided to dye my hair?" Harley was about to tear into him again when Integra's voice ran out.

"I love what you two did to your hair. Tell me, did you it yourselves?" The group looked up at the blonde, who was smoking a cigar and crossing her arms. They couldn't tell if she was mad or not. "Alucard. Drop her."

The vampire did as he was told, much to Harley's protest. "Now. Tell me what happened..One at a time." And they did, though Seras and Walter had to keep peace between the human and the vampire. Integra arched an eyebrow, chuckling very softly at the fact that Alucard looked a little like a girl.

"So..Harley dyed Alucard's hair so he dyed hers right back and now they're trying to kill each other?"

"More or less," Walter agreed, sighing slightly.

"Integra! I gotta get outta here!" Harley exclaimed. "There is NO possible way I'm going to wlak around here with this BADLY done color job!"

"And where do you want to go?"

"There's a shop I know if that I always go to to get my hair dye and stuff!" She said, glaring at Alucard. "Please let me go! It'll take an hour, at the most!" Integra arched an eyebrow and thought about it. "I'll take Alucard and Seras with me!"

This changed everything.

"YOU CAN GO."

A few minutes later, Harley, Alucard, and Seras were riding in Integra's limo to downtown London. Harley was giving directions to the driver while Alucard sulked and Seras sat quietly. "Oh, get over it," The teen scolded the elder vampire. "If you would have left me alone, we wouldn't be in this mess!"

Alucard's right eye twitched. "And you had just left ME alone, we also wouldn't be in this mess!"

"I was trying to get you into the Valentine's Day spirit!"

"Oh, bull!" The two started to argue again but stopped when Seras very quietly asked them to stop. They pouted and refused to look at each other. The limo was silent for ten minutes before Harley shouted for the limo to stop. It did, though Seras ended up on top of Alucard from the sudden stop. They both stared at each other and then scrambled after Harley, who had happily hopped out.

"Where is this place?" Seras asked, trying to hide her blush and not look at Alucard. "And what kind of place is it?"

"A good buddy of mine works there. His uncle owns it. His name's Jimmy West. And his shop is...Well, you'll just have to find out," She said mysteriously, smiling. The vampires just followed, Alucard glaring at all the humans around him, wishing he'd eaten something before he left. Soon, they came to a shop, though the vampires couldn't see the name.

Harley walked in and they followed, blinking and looking around them. It was dark, though there were a few lights scattered around. All sorts of rock posters covered the walls, along with other sorts of memoroblia. There were racks of clothes, CD's, posters, jewelry, hair dye, and all sorts of knick-knacks. At the counter was a boy of about 15 or 16, with dirty blonde hair, and was tall, though shorted than Alucard. He was reading a rock magazine and looked up, smiling when he saw Harley.

"Where have you been?" He asked, and blinked when he saw her hair. "What happened to you?"

Harley glared at him. "It's nice to see you too, Jimmy," She said drily, crossing her arms. He laughed nervously.

"Oh, you know I'm just kidding!" He rubbed the back of his neck and blinked when he saw teh pair behind him. "Yo, who are these? Friends of yours?" She nodded. "Please tell me the tall one is here to get some new clothes."

Alucard glared at him.

Harley shook her head. "This is Alucard and Seras. And yeah, they're friends of mine, so be nice to them...Though Alucard does need some new clothes." She smiled at Seras, who returned it slightly. "Anyways, I need some black and red hair dye. Can you hook me up?"

Jimmy nodded and pointed to a shelf on the wall. "Right over there. You can go upstairs if you want and put it on. I'll put it on your tab."

Harley gave him a grateful look and grabbed Seras' hand, who blinked. "Come and help me, Seras!" She said, getting the hair dye and running upstairs, leaving Alucard and Jimmy alone.

o.o You know what rocks? Romanian Techno. I am not kidding! XD! -jams to it- I hope you all liked the chapter. The next chapter should be up by Saturday. o.o If it's not, you can yell at me. nn Read and review! I love you all!

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