Chapter 1
A/N: Aww, I stole this off a chain letter and transformed it into a fanfiction.
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.
" Uryuu, you don't have any more soy sauce." Ichigo whined as he peaked into the fridge, and bowl of steamed rice in his hand.
" Nobody told you to raid my fridge." Uryuu growled, " I'm poor."
A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.
" Okay, if you're gonna cry over your messed up knitting, I'm gonna leave." Ichigo grimaced at the crying Ishida clenched to his shoulder.
" Shut up, just let me cry, okay? I worked on that pillow cover for ages."
A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.
" I better be getting paid for this." Ichigo smiled, setting a tangle of ribbon on Uryuu's head.
" You will if you do a good job, maybe." Uryuu grumbled, scooping confetti of the ground.
A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.
" I told you to call at eight! It's eight thirty!" Uryuu yelled into the reciever.
" Well, I'm sorry, I seem to remember you don't call on time either, ass." Ichigo spat.
A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it.
" You had a crush on Chaaaaaad, you had a crush on Chaaaaaad." Ichigo mocked.
" You had a crush on Orihiiiiiime, you had a crush on Orihiiiiiime." Uryuu teased back.
" That was like, two years ago. Your crush on Chad was like, 3 hours ago."
A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. A real friend calls you after you had a fight.
" Okay, I'm sorry I called you a gay nerd." Ichigo sighed.
" Annnnnd...?" Ishida grumbled.
" The biggest dork in Japan." He continued.
" Annnnnd...?"
A simple friend expects you to always be there for them. A real friend expects to always be there for you.
" Uryuu, do you consider me a friend?" Ichigo asked, his chopsticks hanging from his mouth.
" I guess." Uryuu shrugged.
" From you, I'm sure that's a yes." Ichigo nodded.
" And how do you know that?" Uryuu glared.
" Cause if I had asked, and I wasn't, you would have flat out said no."
" I guess that's true." Ishida nodded.
" Guess that means you're not a loner anymore." Ichigo grinned, but stopped grinning when a chopstick was jabbed into his shoulder.
The End.