o.o Thanks for all the japanese, Sanoske, but once upon a time, I used to LOVE Inuyasha. And I put a TON of time and effort into learning as much japanese as I possibly could to use in my fanfiction because...o.o everyone had japanese in their Inuyasha fanficton. But, now I pretty much HATE Inuyasha, but thanks for the words!(scribbles them down for use in Samurai Champloo)
Good news! I'm now officially free! That means quicker updates, if not longer ones. That also means that I get a chance to start that Resident Evil fic...(gets hit by Itaki) ITAI!
Edited and approved by Itaki the beta-beta
Disclaimer: TT I don't own Hellsing, but we shall get Harley's pizza back...
Needless to say, the next few things that happened were not very fun. As soon as she realized her mistake, Harley clamped a hand over her mouth, blushing furiously and cursing more inwardly. The chef was absolutely still, which scared the teen. She'd seen these types of tempers before; A minute more, and the woman was going to explode. So, instead of waiting for this explosion, she decided to take the easy way out!
She grabbed Mince and bolted out of the kitchen in time to hear the woman start screaming out some extremely vulgar words in french. This woman had a massive pair of lungs, since Alucard heard her down in the basement. She tore after Harley and started hitting her repeatedly on the head until Walter managed to interfere.
It took him a solid hour to calm the chef down while Harley plastered herself againist the wall, too scared to move. Mince was sitting on her head, glaring at the very loud woman in her cat-like fasion. She meowed, and Harley patted her head. She started to creep out of the room when Walter's voice stopped her.
"Unless you're going to go throw yourself at Sir Integra's feet, Harley, I suggest you stay right where you are."
She gulped, sweatdropping. "I'm gonna go throw myself at Integra's feet!" She called, bolting out of the room and into Integra's office. And she actually did throw herself at Integra's feet...Well, her desk, and started scraming about how sorry she was, she'd never do it again, don't handcuff her to the bed.
Needless to say, Integra had no earthly idea what Harley was apologizing for. Then it hit her that Harley WAS apologizing, and that either meant she blew something up or messed up big time. Of course, Harley was shouting what had happened, so all Integra had to do was listen and take some advil for the headache she was getting.
"...Are you finished?" Integra asked after 10 minutes of shouting. Harley's voice was now shot, so she nodded, looking miserable. "Alright then...So let me get this straight...You were eating pizza.."
Nod.
"...Minding your own business..."
Another nod.
"...And the chef I hired...Stole your pizza...And insulted Mince..."
Mince meowed.
"...So...you called her Bitch-zilla..."
Silence.
Integra sighed, rubbing her temples and walking over to Harley, who stood up, though her head was bowed. "Do you feel bad for what you did?" A nod. "Are you going to do it again?" That's when Harley hesitated. Sure, she felt horrible, but it was a little hard to keep quiet with someone like the Chef around.
"..I'll try..." She muttered, unable to make any promises. But Integra was content with this, so she nodded and they walked back into the room with Walter and the woman.
She shot an icy glare at Harley and Mince, the cat hissing. Harley winced. This wasn't going to be easy...She was going to need some help..
"I'll be right back, Integra," She announced and ran out of the room and to the basement.
How do I get myself into these things...? Alucard thought sleepily as he followed an extremely happy Harley up the basement stairs. All he had been trying to do was go back to sleep, but NO. No, Harley needed help, and he was the prime candidate. It wasn't fair, it wasn't right, and he had no idea why he was doing this.
"You owe me shrimp," He growled, yawning widely, exposing his sharp canines on purpose. But the teen ignored it. "Big time..."
"Don't worry, whatever you want, I'll get you," She reassured as they walked into the room. Integra and Walter stared at Alucard, while he stared at the woman.
"..Good...morning, Alucard," Integra recovered quickly from her surprise. "What brings you here?" He pointed to Harley, who looked chipper, making Integra wonder if she was slightly Bi-Polar. "Alucard, Harley, this is Constantine. She's with us today to decide what to serve at the ball."
Alucard was still staring at the woman.
She stared right back at him.
This woman makes ME nervous... He told Harley, who nodded slightly. What are "wasabi cookies?"
Harley stared at him, paling. Why do you ask?
Because that woman over there is thinking about them...
Harley loved food, but after three hours of trying all sorts of different dishes, she didn't care if she ever ate again. She actually envied Alucard's diet of nothing but blood and the occasional lollipop. But he wasn't so high and mighty; He was as sick as her. So was poor Mince.
Integra and Walter had left the trio with Constantine after they figured they were calm. If they have stayed, the evil that occured probably wouldn't have happened. But now they had more respect for taste-testers.
She made them try everything, and we mean everything, from fish sticks to sushi, and anything in between. Most had been alright; Passable to say the least. Anything Harley didn't like, she fed to Mince. And if Mince didn't like it, she'd give it to Alucard. Sure, he didn't eat it, but it was the thought that counted, right?
That was, until Constantine whipped out her "lastest creation." Apparently, she had afascination with wasubi since she was partly japanese on her mother's side, two sides removed. She loved wasabi on anything and everything, and she wanted the trio to also.
And she pulled out a batch of Wasabi cookies.
These cookies seemed to insult the very essence of cookies. They were tinged with green blotches, giving an extremely moldy or sick appearence. Harley cringed because they looked horrible; Mince and Alucard cringed because it smelled horrible. "Well?" Constantine had said, handing Alucard and Harley a cookie. "Go on, try it! Don't be shy!"
The two looked at each other, gulping. They counted to three, said a prayer, and took a bite.
And bolted for the nearest bathroom.
Mince had blinked and looked at one of the cookies curiously.And also took a bite. Curiosity may not have killed the cat, but it made the kitten as sick as the teen and vampire.
Constantine was outraged, raging once more, once more being calmed by Walter and a cup of tea. And while everyone else was puking their guts out, Integra got what she needed done. Constantine had a list of food to be used. The wasabi cookies were not included.
But Alucard, Mince, and Harley couldn't properly celebrate because, well, they couldn't exactly move away from the toilet/litterbox. And Alucard had it the worst since he already couldn't take much human food, let alone the cruelest cookie ever designed.
Alucard decided that, somehow, this was Harley's fault, and she was going to get it.
Revenge is best served cold.
Seras woke up later, blinking since there was silence around her. She had gotten used to Harley and Alucard screaming at each other, so this was a mixed blessing. She climbed out of her coffin-bed, stretched and yawned briefly before walking out. The hallway was silent, and no one answered when she knocked on Alucard's door.
"This can't be good," She murmered softly to herself. "And I can't find Mince..." Trotting up the stairs, she spotted Walter and ran up to him, smiling.
"Hello, Ms.Victoria," He greeted, returning her smile. "If you're wondering where your Master and Harley are, you'll find them up on the roof. They're still...um, recovering from earlier today."
"What happened earlier today?" She asked, blinking as Walter chuckled softly to himself.
"Let's just say that Alucard and Harley are going to be placid for a while."
"Hey," Harley mumbled, looking at Alucard, who was spread-eagle on the roof, eyes closed. She was looking over the side, looking at the ground. He grunted, not moving. "You think a fall from this high will kill me?"
"Why?" He grumbled, growling when Mince hopped onto his stomach, meowing. Unlike those two, she felt much better after eating some grass and napping.
"Because I want to die...And I never got my pizza back!"
Alucard lifted his head, glaring at her with his red eyes. "Oh, shut up, At least your system will be back after a few hours," He snapped. He was going to be sick for days.
"Stop being a wimp," She snapped back. Both were about to get into it when Seras opened the door and walked out. Mince meowed, bounding happily to her, rubbing againist her legs.
The draculina smiled, picking her up. "Walter said you guys would be up here," She said as she petted the kitten, looking at Alucard and Harley. "What happened?"
"Wasabi cookies from hell," Harley answered, groaning and closing her eyes. "That's all I'm saying." Seras nodded, looking at Alucard curiously.
"I do NOT want to move," He grumbled, narrowing his eyes at her. "The only way you could know how I feel at this moment would be to be punched and shot repeatedly in the stomach with silver knuckles and bullets doused with holy water..."
The blonde woman winced and nodded as Harley stood up, gently nudging Alucard's leg. "Let's play that game," She suggested, crossing her arms. Alucard stood up, brushing himself off, glaring at her. "You know? That game we used to play a few years ago?"
"What's it called?" Seras asked, unable to picture her Master playing any sort of game that didn't involve killing.
"It's called 'Trust', and it's really fun!" Harley said, smiling. "And its really easy to play!" She trotted over to the edge of the huge building and hopped onto it. "You just climb right here..." Seras' eeys grew wide as she suddenly understood what that crazy ass teenager was about to pull. "And you jump!"
Which Harley promptly did, much to Seras' horror! And while she was freaking out, Alucard calmly sighed, walked to the side and jumped after her.
Integra was busy lecturing a lazy soldier when Harley came flying past her window, laughing, with some shadows right behind her. Integra, of course, had no idea this was happening. But the soldier noticed, his eyes growing absolutely huge. The blonde woman smirked, thinking that she was getting somewhere, totally unaware of the chaos behind her.
Somehow, Alucard and Harley "persuaded" Seras to jump, so she came hurtling by the window, silently screaming until Alucard caught her. The process was repeated, the soldier very sure he was just hallucinating. That was, until the trio decided to pull a "prank."
While the poor soldier tried to concentrate on Integra, Harley's head popped up beside the window, upside down, grinning like a maniac. Seras' then appeared, and both waved at the man. Alucard was holding onto their legs, muttering under his breath. "Hurry UP, you two!" He hissed, just for the sake of complaining. He was watching Mince watching him from the roof.
The two females made faces at the man, giggling like nutcases until Alucard pulled them back up and to the roof. Harley got off of him first, while Seras reached for the side and suddenly yelped as her arm went through it. The yelp startled Alucard, and he let go, attempting to figure out what was going on as Seras rocketed towards the ground halfway inside the wall.
And just as the elder vampire was about to tear after her, she suddenly disappeared, only to reappear on the roof. Harley and Alucard stared at her with wide eyes as she attempted to figure out what just happened. "...Uhhh..." She said, rubbing the back of her neck. "...What...did I do?"
She yelped again when Alucard nearly tackled her, lifting her off her feet, looking giddy. "You did it, Police Girl!" he cried, hugging her happily while Harley stared at them and at Mince. "You're getting your vampire powers!" He then did something that no one really saw coming.
He kissed Seras.
Seras was so caught off guard that she phased through the roof, taking Alucard with her. They went through room after room, even going through Integra's office and through her desk.
Integra acted like this was nothing at all.
But the poor soldier had enough and flew out of the room screaming.
And up on the roof, Harley was wondering if playing Matchmaker was starting to pay off.
MUHA! They kissed! o-o I KNOW Itaki has been waiting for that to happen...
Sorry this is late, but I've been uber busy again, but now it's summer and I have nothing to do! Sorry for being late, and thanks for understanding everyone!
Also, the next chapter will mostly focus on the Vatican, you'll see what I mean. n-n While I love AxS, I also love bringing out other character pairings. o-o Tis a habit of mine.
Anyways, you know the drill!
Adios!