What you don't know CAN hurt you
What really goes on at Titans Tower? I mean, when we aren't looking?
Well, I suck at summaries, but I like the story for it's humor. HA
Disclaimer : if I owned Teen Titans, it would be more like my stories and less like how it is. I also would be rich, and wouldn't have to move. But, my life long dream is to A.)go to collage in France, then B.) Move to Japan, Where Ahiah (crazychipmunkbutterfreak) and I shall buy the Teen Titans and Inuyasha. Then we will create our own Show. So keep this story, for one day, it will be worth something. (Nurse comes out with a sedative) IF YOU TAKE ME TO THE NUT HOUSE JUST KNOW THAT I AM PROUD OF M MIND AND HOW IT WORKS AND I WILL BE HAPPY THERE!
I wanna dedicate this Chappie to My best friend/ clone/ twin... AHIAH! (crazychipmunkbutterfreak) and also MillicentRaven! Ahiah, I wouldn't have posted this, had you not told me to and I was inspired to do comedy by your revenge plot! If you are down just remember this to cheer you up. Luvs ya! Also, MillicentRaven, you are a great writer, and I ope that you keep writing. And in some miraculous way, Logan was quiet, an when I asked why, she said to ask you. I have no idea what she meant, BUT SHE SHUT UP FOR A WHOLE TWO HOURS SO I COULD WATCH INUYASHA AND OTHER ADULT SWIM STUFFZ LIKE FUTURAMA AND FAMILY GUY! THANK YOU SOOOOOOOO MUCH!
Ch.1 Breakfast on a Saturday
"Keep the camera's low. We don't want them to see us."
It was a normal day at Titans Tower. Well, normal for the people who lived there. "Raven, look, I bought bagels!" Garfield called as he slid two large BLUEBERRY bagels onto a plate(A/N. This will be important kinda, sorta, ok not really.) The first thing that Raven noticed, was that they were covered in melted cream cheese. Little did she know that the cream cheese had SUGAR AND CINNAMON inside it. Garfield poked her. "Go ahead, try it." Raven looked nervously at him then to the bagels, then back at him. "You didn't put tofu or anything lethal or anything that will make me want to do anything weird in there, did you?" "Of course not. Please try." Feeling somewhat guilty for not trusting him, she took a bite of the less sugar induced bagel.
On to Victor. He was making his usual waffles ands bacon, with no complaints from Garfield. Yet that is. Actually, his \day was going just fine for the ten minutes that he had been up. That is, until the waffles decided "REVOLUTION!" When he turned around to flip the bacon. (THAT SOUNDS kool, weird, but kool) the waffles all mysteriously sprouted legs. Then, they walked of. Right into a mass of metal. "AHHH EVIL WAFFLES!" he got a steak knife and began to poke at the waffles. "I am Chief He who has grudge against butter. I am leader of the waffle people. Victor being the smart one that he is cut off their legs. Only to get his hand covered in waffle drool when he went to put it on a plate. "MUST KILL WAFFLES!"
"DO NOT HARM THE WAFFLES! WHAT HAVE THEY EVER DONE TO YOU? " Guess who? Yep... RAVEN. Eating two sugar covered bagels sort of gives you a sugar high. "IT BIT ME! WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT THEY ARE EVIL!" A conveniently placed giant toaster oven, and freezer were placed on either side of the kitchen. Garfield took advantage of the quietness to conveniently placed waffles allover the tower. "Uh... Lady and Victor, WELCOME TO THE WAFFLE BOWL! The rules are as followed. Each person has ten minutes to find as many waffles as possible. The one with the most gets to keep both player's waffles, along with those that aren't found and do with them whatever they please. On your mark get set GO!"
"MUST KILL WAFFLES!" "DON'T WORRY WAFFLES, I'LL SAVE YOU." Raven was in the lead with 5 after 10 seconds and Victor with only 3. All of a sudden, in a bathroom in a hallway that Raven was inn, the toilet flushed. Raven found this fascinating. Stopping to flush it over and over again, many waffle s walked to her and got into the large, conveniently placed beg she was holding. Victor was having some trouble, he had flushed a toilet to keep Raven occupied, but all of a sudden, THERE WERE NO MORE WAFFLES! BUM BUM BUM! (sorry)
"And the winner is...Raven with 144 waffles... Victor.. 3." Raven walked to the large window and dumped out the waffles in her bag, as well as the 3 that Victor had. But, alas, there was a GIANT WAFFLE EATING WHALE THAT WAS MADE OF TOAST! All of the poor waffles were cast into it's open mouth. It then dove back into the water. Garfield sighed. "They never had a chance."
Richard woke up to an unpleasant sight. There were waffles everywhere, and someone was flushing a toilet repeatedly. 'Not even wanting to know.' he thought as he made his way to the laundry room What awaited him there was even more horrifying. "WHERE ARE MY SPECIAL PINK HELLO KITTY UNDIES WITH THE FUZZY TRIM!" Was echoed through the tower. Every one immediately looked at the source of the noise. Richard. That's when kori walked in. I believe that they are in the drawer above the cabinet in the kitchen. Richard looked dumbfounded. "Oh, yeah, I remember now. That's where I always keep my Hello Kitty stuff. He briskly walked into the kitchen, followed by a waffle killer, sugar high demon, freaked out changeling, and an extremely tired alien.
He took out a key from the air. (IT"S MY STORY, so if I want things to pop out of thin air, then get over it) and placed it into a lock that seemed to have come from nowhere. Younger readers might want to turn to the ever friendly, No Signal Detected Channel. Inside was a world of pink fuzziness. It was like a bottomless pit of Hello Kitty. Literally. Yu could walk around in there. There were stairs and everything. "I thought that this drawer had scissors and knives in it?" victor said slowly. Raven could be heard in the background, puking up any sugar in her system, while screaming about the evil pink. Garfield just sat in Awe. Kori was filing her nails, for lack of anything better to do "Amateurs" was all that Richard said.
Raven walked back into the room, hood pulled up, monotone face and voice. She walked up to Garfield and slapped him. Hard. "WHEN I SAY ANY THING THAT WILL MAKE ME ACT WEIRD, SUGAR IS INCLUDED YOU MORON!" "Friends, I am going back to the room of bed to get some sleep. Pleasant slorvaks." "Raven was I the middle of strangeling Garfeild. He was turning purple and trying to scream , but to no avail. Richard, satisfied with himself, went to go train. Who really cares about Victor, BECAUSE HE TRIED TO MURDER THE WAFFLES!
Yep.. Just a normal morning in Titans Tower.
Yes, yes, very short I know. PLEEZ REVIEW! next chapter, they go to ... WAL-MART! BUM BUM BUM. Please tell me if it was bad or good. Or both or neither