Chapter 3 the one thing not to send.
Disclaimer I do not own Teen Titans, Ahiah, Fed-Ex, Happy Bunny, or any companies which we wish we did own. In my dreams though, I OWN EVERY THING!
I'm going to dedicate this to Ahiah. She is my star of the story and my best friend. SEE YOU THIS MONTH AHIAH!
YAY I'M GOING TO SEE THE TEEN TITANS." Screams abruptly while happily jumping up and down. The author cackles evilly, while stuffing an overly excited crazed fan into a small Fed Ex box filled with popcorn.
6 hours of inter dimensional traveling later,
After their morning of normalness, and waffles, the titans are really very bored. Garfield was watching a rerun of Mr. Rogers or something like that. Victor was plotting against the Waffle Amy (see last chap.) and Raven eating mass amounts of bagels. Who knows where Kori and Richard were. No one really wanted to know, seeing as they had disappeared into a pink filed drawer earlier in the day. All of a sudden, the door bell went DING DONG. No one needed to get it though, because a small Fed-Ex box magically sprouted legs and walked up nine floors of stairs.
Richard and Kori had decided to join them. The titans all made a circle around the mysteries box. Victor leaned in to poke it, when all of a sudden, AHIAH POPPED OUT! A petite 12 year old girl with medium brown hair and blue/hazel eyes a pair of green boy's pants, and a bobby jack shirt sat in front of there. "OMG! I MADE IT! YOURE THE REAL TEENTITANS! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" All of a sudden, she pulled a big brown and pink cake out of her pocket and threw it at Richard. Garfield forgot about the strange being long enough to attack Richard and eat the cake ff of his face. "CAKE! I LOVE CAKE! Richard's nose fell off into the mass f cake. Our intruder was still screaming about meeting the teen titans while making a list of all the things that they could do together. "…and we could kill Richard, and go to the mall, and play video games, and hunt for toast, and go to Wal-Mart, and go into Garfield's room, and get Garfield and Raven to kiss, and…." She trailed off noticing that Richard was no longer cake covered. "Listen kid, I don't know who you are, but you cant come barging into Titans Tower and throw a cake at me and expect us to let you stay." "My name is Ahiah, and I come from the real reality, and you are the Teen Titans, which is a TV show owned by Dc comics, and yes I can." "Oh and you think that why?" came the reply from Victor. Ahiah went up to Richard and kicked him repeatedly in the shin. "That's why" Then she picked him up and threw him out of the window. All of a sudden A GIANT RICHARDAAND WAFFLE EATING WHALE CAME UP AND SWALLOED RICHARD WHOLE! "Well okay then. You can stay here" Little did they know, that was the biggest mistake of their lives!
Me watching from a video camera that I hacked into. Cackles Evilly. SOON THE TITANS WIIL BE COMPLETELY INSANE! (Cue evil laughing)
Later that day, Ahiah was very bored and VERY hyper not a good mix. She had explored every crevice room, and cabinet the Titans had, so naturally was in the kitchen. Looking through the pantry, she found… MARSHMELLOWS! Here were at least seven bags of them in assorted colors. "Ooh, pretty colors..."
Then, after seven bags of assorted colored marshmallows, she was REALLY hyper. Ahiah, now wondered, 'Can Victor have kids?' Since she was hyper, it seemed like a good idea to ask. Victor was in the front of his room, with a chart that had waffles and a GIANT RICHARD AND WAFFLE EATING WHALE MADE OF TOAST on it, with various stuffed animals seated in front of him, supposedly listening to his attack plan. Ahiah appeared out of thin air and snuck up behind him. "Can you have kids!" she asked giddily. Victor, being the smart one that he is, turned around and screamed "NOW I HAVE YOU CHIEF HE-WHO-HAS-GRUGE-AGIANST-BUTTER! YOU SAHLL PAY, FOR BEING ALIVE!" Ahiah jumped back and asked again "can you have kids?" Victor blushed a bit and put on his thinking face. (Cue five minutes of Jeopardy song) "No, I don't think so." "Can you go to the bathroom?" "Nope. Don't have t." "Then why do you eat?" "I don't know" "Do you even have a stomach?" "…" Being hyper, Ahiah sees every thing as being edible. She opened her mouth and swallowed his chart and the audience of animals. "MY CHARTS!" Ahiah, being a genius, turned off his power switch and went to go bother someone else.
Raven was in a room. With Garfield. Alone. They were sitting on the sofa in the living room, watching "The Ring Two" Well, more or less, staring at each other. Ahiah appeared in between them and started to poke Garfield. "Poke, poke, poke, SHOVE" she said, pushing him off of the sofa. "Hey, no fair." "FLEAS ATTACK!" Ahiah screamed as thousands of disease infected fleas covered Garfield, who ran screaming out of the room. Raven had been watching this and was redirecting here gaze to the preteen next to her. Who just happened to be staring at her. "Do you wear socks?" "Uh.. No" "Do you eat?" "Yes" "do you like Garfield?" "NO!" "Do you love Garfield?" HELL NO!" Ahiah took out a large bigger than life needle. Then she jabbed Raven with it. "Do you love Garfield" "I LOVE GARFIELD! I WANT TO HAVE AT LEAST THREE OF HIS KIDS HE IS SO HOT! I WANT TO MAKEOUT WITH HIM!" "Ah, the joys of maple syrup. Now only if we can get Richard to admit that he's gay." Garfield who had walked in heard all of this and went over to Raven and started to make out with her profusely. "My work here is done."
Ahiah landed on Kori with immense force. When she got up, she started her interrogating. Do you ever take off your boots? Why don't you have normal eyebrows? Do you wear undies? What s the capitol of Michigan?" "No.. I was born on Tamaran, No, and I am not sure." "Eww. Neither do I other wise I wouldn't have asked. Why is your skirt so short, and why don't you wear undies?" Kori stared at her. " On Tamaran, we do not have the undies of which you speak. And what is wrong with my shirt?" Ahiah, now growing bored of this conversation, walked into Richards room, and began to put all of his Slade research into a large dump truck that was conveniently placed next to her" To the recycling place you go." "TITANS AND GUEST DINNER!"
Ahiah hopped down the stairs with a new burst of energy. "Ahiah, what do you eat?" "I'm a vegetablearian. (That's how I want it to be spelled, ok) Garfield and Raven were still making out, so she asked "Don't you need to breathe?" Realizing this, they broke apart raven muttering about stupid laws of physics. Al that Garfield could manage was "Damn." They ate in quiet until Ahiah asked if they had more marshmallows. Richard pulled out a bag of them and gave to her. Which she ate in about 10 seconds flat.
Later that night, while all of the Titans were asleep, Ahiah ventured into Richards room and took the Teddy bear that he was snuggling wit, chopped his head off, and took the head. Then she went into Gar and Rae's rooms and pulled out their undies and put them in Richard's bed. Revenge was sweet. For what you may ask. Birthmark, that's what. Then, she put itching powder on all of the toilet pear and in the water pipes, and in the undies, and on Mr. Teddy Poo's body. All of Robin's dolphin collection was stolen and all of the shampoo bottles were clogged. Finally she went to bed.
The next morning, all of the Titans and Ahiah woke up to and mangled cry. "MR. TEDDY POO! WHY? WHY DID IT HAVE TO HAPPEN TO YOU? NOOOOOOOOO! DON'T WORRY, MR. TEEDY POO, I'LL SAVE YOU SOME HOW!" all of the titans walked in to the hallway to se a disturbing sight. Richard was wearing pink one piece bathing suit with a rainbow on it. (That one that Raven wore in Bunny Raven or How to Make a Titanimal Disappear) He was holding a body of a stuffed bear that no longer had a head. He was in a fetal position, sucking his thumb. Oh, that image would bring nightmares in the years to come. Ahiah took a picture of this. "EBay, here I come with PROOF that Richard Grayson is gay." All of the Titans sat in the living room "Can you go back where you came from?" "Where are you from?" "Why do you torture me?" Ahiah answered these questions thoughtfully "Yes, I just have to wait for an inter dimesional hole to pop up. The dimension of reality. I hate you. Do you know that you are T.V show Characters?" All of them looked at her strangely. "Do you think that she is another Larry?" Victor asked, breaking the silence. "No, she's too tall to be from Larry's dimension." Raven replied. "Why do you hate me?" "Because you took raven away from Garfield. And I destroyed Terra's rock too." Silence. Then they all decided to poke her.
Unlike everyone else, Ahiah stayed away from the bathroom. After a while, the titans called her wise. Gar and Rae were still making out, just in the poll, because all of the Titans(minus Victor) had realized that the showers were very… itchy. After their morning swim, they all descended to their rooms to get changed. Gar and Rae still had separate rooms, had not slept together, so they would not change together. All of a sudden, WHERE ARE MY UNDERWEAR!" erupted from two rooms. The two titans came out wearing robes and red blushes. Ahiah being VERY smart, told them "Richard said something about holding them hostage." And on the bed, of the room, that Richard slept in, were their undies. The titans ere greeted by a mix of g-strings, thongs, boxers, and speed-o's. Both grabbing all that was theirs, quickly went to change. Richard was soon chased out of the tower, and was let cowering for life.
Ahiah, having magically airing cell phone, called her crazed fan in the real dimension, HANNAH, they were playing the no game.
"No!'
"Yes!"
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"Ha, I win!" "No fair." "Is your mission complete? Have you eliminated Richard?" "No. But he is miserable." "Good. Bye" "BYE!"
Ahiah made another phone call to a good friend of her. Kitten. "Hello, like, Kitten, like, Robipoo wants, to like ask you on a date, like he's just to like, shy." "OH MY LIKE GOSH I WOULD LIKE LOVE TO GO ON A LIKE DATE!" "So does tomorrow at like seven sound like, ok?" "Like, sure." "Like bye" "like Bye." ( I know, and the worst part is that when people do that I understand them.)
Ahiah, having nothing better to do, asked Kori, "What is Glorg made of?" Bad idea. Kori went into an hour long explanation of the recipe, so Ahiah shot her with a tranquilizer gun. She spent the rest of the day video taping Garfield and Raven's make out session. YAY!
After she had been there a week, Ahiah got a call from Hannah, telling her that she was coming back to reality to come and visit her in Texas. Ahiah packed her things and said good bye to all of the Titans. Then, an inter dimesional portal opened and a blonde haired blue eyed girl stepped through. She and Ahiah hugged. "Hi, I'm Hannah. Raven's number one but not obsessive fan, and Ahiah's best friend, and the maniac who writes this story, and video tapes everything you do. Yes, EVERYTHING." Ahiah stepped into the portal along with Hannah, and they were gone.
"Let's never talk about this and pretend that it never happened, okay team?" "I guess." And" "Yeahs" were murmured. Except for Raven. "I kinda liked them." All she got were stares. Disbelieving stares.
I was sposed o do this ne abouWal-Mart, but I had theis idea and couldn't let it pass. It sucked. But please REVIEW
Know, I know. It sucks. And I was sposed to put up Wal-Mart, but that'll come next