Chapter3: Wal-Mart is an Amusement Park

Disclaimer: if I owned Teen Titans, I would hire a body guard, because Monica read my profile, and MillicentRaven is very mad at me.

I would like to dedicate this chapter to... all the little people that went to Wal-Mart w/ me. That's Ahiah, Abrae, Bridget, Monica, My mom, and My dad. They all helped me figure out what to do for this chapter. (Ll of theses events really happened at one time while I was at Wal-Mart)

oh, and I don't own Wal-Mart either. PLEEZ DON'T SUE ME?

And I'd like to thank my 2 reviewers, MillicentRaven and Angels624

I don't own the teen titans plushies either

It had been a week since ahiah had departed the Titans. Titans Tower was a wreck. Literally. Silky had eaten large amounts of the tower. No to mention that Robin made it smell like perfume, and the damage that Ahiah left was more than 1 person could handle. They were desperately in need of food, seeing as most of their conversations sounded similar to this. "Ok, I'm thinking that we should eat Robin first, seeing as he is the weakest of all of us." "Yeah, but dude, he wears more perfume than my grandmother on Christmas, and that's saying something." "Garfield's right. The perfume has become part of his skin, so we'd be poisoning ourselves." was the reply from Raven. "Well, what about Silky?" came the counter statement from Victor. "You will not eat my dear Silky!" Screamed an angry Kori. "Then maybe we should eat you!" Yep. Scary. so...

"TITANS! MEET ME IN THE LIVING ROOM! I HAVE AN IDEA!" Richard screamed later that day. All of the Titans met in the living room. "What's the idea?" the all asked together. "Well, I know that it's foreign territory, but what do you say about going to Wal-Mart?" all was quiet until... "Richard, pardon me, but your Earth ways are still strange to me. What is this Mart of Wal, of which you speak?" Raven took hold of the situation, seeing as Richard was chewing on one of Silky's shedding's . (EW) "Wal-Mart is a place where you buy food, and stuff for around the house. They have every thing there. It's like a bunch of mall shops combined." "Oh." "So titans, what do you think?" The rest of the Titans huddled. "Well, it sounds safe to me. No villain would attack us at a supermarket." "Whatever." "Whatever Rae says." "This shall be a joyous occasion." They turned back to their cannibal leader. "We say yes." came the reply from Victor.

As the Titans filed into the garage to get into the T-Car, Garfield snaked a hand around Raven's waist and pulled her closer to him. Kori got into the back seat, along with Garfield and Raven. Richard sat in the passengers seat. It was about half an hour to Wal-Mart, and with Kori and Richard deep in a conversation about the pro's and con's of drinking mustard, and Victor was singing out loud to "Hit Me Baby". The scariest part was that he was singing it well. So, with nothing better to do, Raven turned to her side and kissed Garfield gently on the lips. This sparked his imagination, and he stuck his tongue in her mouth. (YAY! But gross) and they remained like that the rest of the way.

The second that they walked into Wal-Mart, a sales person was giving out free 10 lb. Sample of pixie stick powder. "PIXIE STICKZ!" was all that Raven and Garfield could say. After 5 seconds, all twenty lbs. Were gone into the stomachs of two very hyper teens. "Hey. Rae." "What?" "Do you wanna go cart surfing?" "YES!" Every one looked at them. "STAY OUT OF MY LIFE! AND MY PIXIE STICKERZ!" She hopped into a grocery cart and Gar began to push the cart. Soon, it was going at 100 miles per hour, and every few aisles, Raven would say stop to get something off of a shelf. Soon, they were in the bread aisle. "BAGELS! ALL MINE!" of course, what day would be complete without eating all of the bagels in the entire store.. "Left! Right! Oh, look, a talking hamster! Pull over!" these commands were shouted as she went to each individual cart and took any thing sweet or bagel-ish out. In other words, she was cart-lifting.(My friend and I got in huge trouble at a Wal-Mart for doing this once)

Victor was tearing out video games from their covers, then "test driving". Every time that a security officer would come close enough to take one away, he would hit them over the head with a giant foam duck that said AFLACK! Richard was explaining to Kori what a chip was, and why they were in packages. All of a sudden, she took a bag and sat down on it. POP! Was all that the poor customers could hear. this caused a chain reaction, that made all of the other chip bags explode open, causing all of the chips to fly every where. All of the children were coming from every where, because all of the bags in the store popped open, and Raven was battling them off of her candy hoard that she was using her powers to lift into the cart. actually, considering that she was still in the cart, she was almost covered completely in candy. "Chariot, onward!" As they sped around the two mile wide Wal-Mart, Raven picked out the bad candy. "Butterscotch" throw "Caramel" throw Vitamin made to look like candy" throw "laxative chocolate" keep for Richard's revenge, I mean present.

As they all made their way to the toy aisle, Garfield jumped into the speeding buggy, and they went onto an auto pilot crash course collision into the toy shelves. "SAVE THE CANDY!" All of a sudden a scream was heard. "IT"S LARRY!" Kori corrected Richard by saying, " It's merely a Supr-Deformed toy version of you, Friend Richard. Oh, look how cute all of the plush of ies that are made to look like us are!" (In other words: Look how cute the Titan Plushies are!) The were each handed a plushie version of themselves. Raven turned to Garfield who said "Wanna trade?" as if they were valuable baseball cards. "Uh huh." Kori and Richard also traded theirs, but victor kept his, and stole one of Jinx. (Look, I like Jinx, so get over it. And pretend that there is a Plushie Jinx)Then Raven was gone. "Hey where'd Raven go?"

Evil cackling comes over loud speaker. "I HAVE YOUR PRECIOUS RAVEN!" Garfield screamed"NOOOOOO! TAKE ME INSTEAD!" "Ok, meet me at the frozen food section in ten minutes to make the trade."

Ten minutes later at the frozen food section.

"We're here. GIVE US RAVEN!" "As you wish." Raven walks out. "NOO! Don't sacrifice your self, Garfield." "I must go, fair maiden. Just know that I go proud, and in love!" Well, of course, they smarted to make out. Then, a hand pulled Garfield in. He was pulled back behind the frozen food, and into the deepest part of the freezer. Standing there was a girl about 12 that had on a red and black witch's outfit, with little red rhinestones that said I'm Bored on the front. Hey, it was the same one that pulled Ahiah back into the portal. (The writer, me, hannah, duh) "Hey what are you doing?" she was pulling out a larger than life makeup box. "You'll know in a minute" she said with an devilish voice. Then a chair and a pile of duct tape conveniently popped up next to her. "Hey, I read your profile, so wouldn't you rather do something to Richard?" She scrunched up her face and thought it over. "You're right." She pulled out a microphone thingy. "I"M WILLING TO TRADE GARFIELD FOR RICHARD!" Almost immediately, Richard was thrown through the door, and Garfield walked out, only saying "Good Luck." to Richard."Pleasure doing business with you!" he called to the witch looking 12 year old. "Same to you!" was called back.

The Titans made their way back to the front of the store, strangely not seeing any customers (hmm, wonder why?) At the check out line there was noone there, so they took their merchandise, and left a note that said

'Send the bill to the Mayor.'

The merchandise took up most of the space in the T-Car, forcing Kori to sit in the front passengers seat, and Raven to sit on Garfield's lap. Which neither of them minded much at all. All of them eventually fell asleep on the way back to the Tower. Even Victor. Which made they car fall into the Lake that surrounded their home. "Anyone up for Wal-Mart again?" "Yes!" was the reply.