Disclaimer: if I owneded batman…I would change a few things…just a few…put in some new characters as well…but seeing as I don't…

To Fiona Fargazer: Well this character just gets mad at people. She never holds grudges. There was once were she got extremely mad at the Scarecrow because while being trapped somewhere with him and other known villains and some characters of my friends and I, he volunteered her to be eaten first. But after a while she was ok. Leah just doesn't like the fact that he's supposed to be BATman but he doesn't act like a bat/look like one.

"Hello and welcome Gotham to Susie Q's Talk Show! I'm Susie Q. and I have some very exciting news. Today I managed to get to famous 'celebrities' on our show! Please welcome the Dark Night, and the Boy Wonder…Batman AND Robin!"

applause

-BATMAN AND ROBIN WALK IN, ROBIN IS WAVING AND BATMAN IS AS WELL. THEY SIT DOWN AT ASIGNED SEATS AND CROWD DIES DOWN-

"Welcome Batman and Robin. I hope you are doing well."

"We are thankyou." Batman said briefly.

"Very Nice, today we are going to ask you questions that viewers have sent. Shall we start? ahem Our first one is from a boy named Dylan, 'Dear Batman and Robin, where do you two get all your cool gadgets? By the way, you both rock! Sincerely,Dylan'"

"Well, Dylan-" Robin started.

"We make every gadget we use." Batman cut him off.

"Really? That's very interesting, not only are you the greates detecive,"Susie said, "but you're an engineer of sorts."
"Yea" Robin muttered as Batman replied with a "Yes"

"Ok, next question. This one is from a woman named Leah.

'Dear Batman, tell us…have you ever once considered Arkhum? I don't think walking around in a bat-suit…which by the way, in no means resembles a bat, is exactly what you would define as Mentally Healthy. AND did it also ever occur to you that BATS CAN FLY, and YOU on the other hand, go around acting like a bat when you CAN'T EVEN FLY!AND bats can hear extremely well to make up for being able to barely see anything. YOU on the other hand once again, can't hear as well AND SURE AS HECK DON'T LOOK BLIND! Oh yeah, and since when to bats drive cars? Batmobiles, non-the-less! Hm?WHEN? The way I see it….you're a fake…a phony…a.k.a. a FREAKIN FRAUD! BATS BEHAVE NOTHING LIKE YOU! YOU BEHAVE NOTHING LIKE BATS, IM GLAD YOU'RE HELPING OUT WITH THE WHOLE VILLAIN PROBLEM..BUT DO US A FAVOR AND BECOME ACCURATE! Angrily,Leah

P.S.Hey boy wonder! News flash: YOU NEED SHOOTING LESSONS, YOU CANT AIM FOR CRAP!

Complete silence over took the studio. Robin looked insulted and batman seemed a tad-bit shocked if not surprised.

" ahem well…I think its time to, er…cut to commercial? Like Now? Heh…CUT TO COMMERCIA-"

'Gerber…blah blah…'(commercial)

-off air-

"Who let this one slip? WHO? This could seriously ruin the show!"

Everyone on and off the set slowly looked to the new girl at the show, who had been placed in charge of the comments, letters,questions, and fan-mail, of the fans. Her name tag read Leah

"Um….before you…fire me…I QUIT! I did it, my complaint was made and my life is complete, thank you and good day!" Leah literally skipped out of the building singing, "Ba na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na…BATMAN!" the next moment she was tackled by several known Villains. Even after Leah was tackled you could hear a muffled, "Ba na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!"

A/N: Leah is obsessed with the Batman Theme Song, just to explain that little part at the end. As soon as my friends and I find a plotline for our Batman Story, I will put it up. It would explain some things.Anywho, she's original for the Batman story of which I spoke of, it was also suggested that I use this scene as well so yeah, later!