Ch.4 kill me now.

"I'm telling you, peach pie is from florida." Victor and Garfield were debating on the originof peach pie. "Dude, it's from Tennessee."

"Florida."

"Tennessee."

"Florida."

"Tennessee."

"FLORIDA."

"TENNESSEE."

"Peach pie is from Georgia. Always has been. Always will be. End of discussion." "Yes mother" the boys said in unison. Raven started the evil cackling. Just then, Richard walked in. "I propose a sleep over. Be here tonight at eight pm. Wear pajamas. Bring popcorn. And candy.(goes on and on about what to bring."

Richard and Garfield went to Wal-Mart. Once someone yelled "TEEN TITANS!" everyone left, so they got what they needed. "Richard, can I get pixie Stickz?" "Do you remember last time you had Pixie Stickz?" Garfield put on his thinking face.

Flashback

The second that they walked into Wal-Mart, a sales person was giving out free 10 lb. Sample of pixie stick powder. "PIXIE STICKZ!" was all that Raven and Garfield could say. After 5 seconds, all twenty lbs. Were gone into the stomachs of two very hyper teens. "Hey. Rae." "What?" "Do you wanna go cart surfing?" "YES!" Every one looked at them. "STAY OUT OF MY LIFE! AND MY PIXIE STICKERZ!" She hopped into a grocery cart and Gar began to push the cart. Soon, it was going at 100 miles per hour, and every few aisles, Raven would say stop to get something off of a shelf. Soon, they were in the bread aisle. "BAGELS! ALL MINE!" of course, what day would be complete without eating all of the bagels in the entire store.. "Left! Right! Oh, look, a talking hamster! Pull over!" these commands were shouted as she went to each individual cart and took any thing sweet or bagel-ish out. In other words, she was cart-lifting.(My friend and I got in huge trouble at a Wal-Mart for doing this once)

End flashback.

"Uh... yes?" Richard patted him on his head. "Good boy. Then yes, you may get Pixie Sticks." "YAYNESS!"

onto other matters. Raven and Kori went to the "Mall of Shopping." "Friend Raven, do you wish to go to Libby Lu's with me?" "No. Hot Topic. Now." raven walked into Hot Topic followed by a very happy Kori. "AHH! Raven, you're being followed by a prep! Quick ! Everyone get out the tranquilizer guns!" All of the staff and Raven obeyed and shot Kori with tranquilizer thingy mabobbers.. Raven dragged her into a conveniently placed freezer. "That'll hold her for now. I need pajamas. NOW!" "Yes. Miss Raven. Of course great Raven." In the end, Raven ended up with black silky pants, a red Sweety puss shirt that said "Your soul shall be mine." and red fuzzy slippers. "Um... I am gonna need my friend back." one of the Goth. guys looked at her "Aw, I was just starting to have fun." Kori magically popped up next to him. Her hair was tousled and her shirt was only on halfway. "Not even wanting to know." raven said in a dead pan voice. On her way out, Raven "accidentally knocked off one of the chokers in the display. 'Ah, the joy of knowing that the Mayor pays for every thing we "buy".'

Everyone started to get ready at around seven fifteen. Well, Victor doesn't wear clothes so he started making all of the food. Nacho's candy, etc.

The titans walked in the living room at about seven forty five. Garfield had on a white t- shirt and boxers. Richard had on his peach colored leotard. Kori wore her pink nightdress that is shorter and tighter than her uniform. Raven had on her outfit from Hot Topic. But, she stuck it in the dryer earlier for maximum tightness. Garfield stared at her

"Upper area" 'Big boobs. REALLY big.' "You do know that I can read minds right?" Gar blushed. Finding nothing else to do, he started to make out with her.

Unbeknownst to the couple, Richard was watching them as well as the army of Pixie Stickz who had suddenly come alive. "I would do anything to be \Raven. She gets to make out with Garfield. And have you seen her body? She is so lucky." The Pixie Sticks stepped back. "I wonder what Garfield wears to bed. I hope that it's nothing." "PIXIE STICKZ RETREAT!"

Victor and Kori were also watching the oblivious to the world couple. "I wish that friend Garfield would do the lip locking with friend Raven." Victor made a bet "If he starts to french her, I'll give you ten dollar." kori accepted.

Raven and Garfield were getting a little bored. After all, they ha been making out for two days straight. SO gar decided to liven things up again. He licked her lower lip. She denied. (Haha!) Refusing to give up, he gently bit her lower lip. She accepted and pared her lips. He stuck his tongue in he mouth. Then was the fight for dominance, before both parted.

"I believe that you owe me ten ducks, friend Victor." "I think that you mean bucks, kori. Here" he reluctantly gave her a ten. "But friend Victor, I wanted ten ducks." Kori went to pout. "I want o play truth or dare.," Every one settled on the sofa. Raven on Gar's lap, who was on Victor's right, who was next to kori, who was left of Richard. "PICK ME! PICK ME!" Richard screamed. "Alright Richard. Um..You have to burn one of your Hello Kitty underwear sets." "Hey, I wanted truth." "Are you gay?" Richard broke out in song.

"Hi Barbie
Hi Ken!
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken!Jump In...

I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!

I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a blond bimbo girl, in the fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Come on Barbie, let's go party!

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,
hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Come on Barbie, let's go party!Come on Barbie, let's go party!

I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhereImagination, life is your creation

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Well Barbie, we're just getting started.
Oh, I love you Ken!"

Richard ended the song. "We'll take that as a yes. Victor you're next. Can you have kids?" Raven asked. "Uh...no." "Alright," said victor. "Rae and Gar, you tw have to go in the pool. With nothing but your undies on. At the same time. Neither said anything. Then "Can I keep me bra on?" "Nope. Just your underwear." "Can we pick truth." "Fine have either of you ever oh I don't know.. Roleplayed an entire porno movie. "Both of the teens turned crimson. "We'll take dare." they both said.

Raven waited until she was in the pool t take off her bra. Gar jumped in after her. No one saw them for a few minutes. The rest of the team went inside. Ten minutes later, both came in fully clothed and shivering. "Anyone wanna play cross dress?" Raven asked. "Please friend Raven, what is this Cross-Dress of which you speak?"

"

Players take as much clothes as possible and dump into basket. Each person must take a:

Shirt

Skirt/pants

socks

shoes

etc. and change into them. Then, they must wear them in public for half an hour, or wear them in a private place for an hour. Failure to do so will result in them having ice cubes shoved down their shirt and partake in a stupid dare."

Everyone went to their rooms for extra clothing. In the end, Raven had her bra, Gar shirt, Kori's mini skirt, and Richards leg warmers. Gar had Raven's ballet slippers, Kori's shirt, and Richard's pants. Kori had raven's pants, Richard's shirt, and Garfield's shorts. Richard had on Kori's bra, Raven's shirt, and Garfield's moldy socks. "Finally, I can be the woman that I was born to be! Now, just to get tampons." So after every one was in their proper night clothes and had put all of the extra clothing on the corner of the sofa, Richard went to go buy tampons. So... um... yeah.

After Richard got back, the titans settled down to watch Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Well, Victor and Kori did. Garfield had move from Raven's mouth to the nape of her neck. Slight moans were coming from her. That is until Richard began to stare at them. Raven squeezed Garfield's hand, making him stop. They talked amongst themselves for the rest of the movie. This pattern continued for The Ring, a documentary on Tofu, and Hot Chick.

Finally, after all of the sugar highs, they all started to get ready for bed. Raven made a pallet on the ground. That is until Gar picked her up and put her on the sofa.Then he pulled her large gray blanket on top of her, then put her pillow underneath. Kori pulled her sparkly pink blanket ontop of her convenient author placed sparkly pink arm chair. Then she made her way to the kitchen, and devoured two bottles of mustard. Richard followed Garfield every where. First to get a glass of water. Then to brush his teeth. Lastly, he sta don on the edge of the sofa.

Garfield lay down next to Raven and began to rub his hands up and down her body. "What are you doing." "I thought that you would like it." Raven turned around and inched closer to him. Actually, you couldn't get closer if you tried. Gar's hands had ceased. "Keep doing that. It felt good." he obeyed, and it wasn't long before they were both asleep.

The next morning, Richard took a picture of the sleeping lovers. Raven had her face buried in gar's shirt. The covers were up to their chests and the discarded clothes from the game were scattered around. He quickly sent the picture to the press. 'This will be one fun x-mas.'

Lawyer pokes. Oh. Yeah. I don't own nothing. Except my new dell comp. And my radio. (Lawyer takes away comp. And radio) Well, I still own this shiny nickel "Actually, the government owns that nickel." (Lawyer takes away shiny nickel) (pulls out chainsaw chases lawyer around until her jumps out of the window, falling to his death) I lose more lawyers that way. And nickels. Those too.

You reviewers better be happy. I'm risking getting grounded by posting this after 11 pm. And I wrote a bunch of fluffy crap and orange kinda. I almost puked writing this chapter. Go bb/Rae!

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