The Many Adventures of Logan and the Teen Titans...
I have no idea what I am doing. I am REALLY bored w/ a bad case of writers block, so...
Somewhere outside the world of reality:
Snores erupt from a dark room somewhere in Texas. Logan sleeps peacefully, dreaming of Chase and whatever else she dreams about. Suddenly, her window cracks open, and the same girl that held Robin captive in Wal-Mart sneeks into the room. Careful as not to make any noise, she chants a spell and the sleeping pain in the a- I mean, Logan is teleported into a completely diff. Dimension.
The girl calls a small midget slave to her, once she is in her own dimension. " ALEX! GET OVER HERE!" "Yes, oh Hannah The Great?" "Open a portal into The room w/ a moose. Then open one into the titans dimension." "Yes master" Alex opened a green ish blue portal, and a red ish purple one. Hannah the Great used her magic to throw Logan into the first portal.
"There, now Logan shall suffer an eternity in A ROOM WITH A MOOSE!" The small midget slave dubbed Alex whispers into her ear. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT WAS THE WRONG PORTAL! NO!" Then thinking better of it, "Logan hates the titans, so we can make her suffer by being stuck w/ them. MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAA!"
Mean while in Titans Tower,
Garfield and Raven were in her room. On the bed. In nothing but bathing suits. With chocolate body spray. Raven was spraying Garfield with little stars and hearts on his back, and his chest and stomach said ; RAE AND ME 4 EVER! Just then, a portal opened, and out popped a girl with blonde hair and blue ish eyes. " WHAT THE FCK JUST HAPPENED!" Then she noticed what our two love birds were doing. " um... yeah... hey, wait, aren't you the teen titans, or whatever it is that hannah is obsessed with?"
Raven was trying to put clothes back on, while Gar was thinking. jeopardy song " hey, wait, you said hannah, right? As in evil witch, friends with ahiah, must kill robin hannah?" Logan looked at him. "Um... yeah... how'd you know?" Raven simply stated "we have... connections, I guess you could say." (K. Everyone, Logan has read most of this story, so she is REALLY stupid)then realization hit Logan like I do when she touches my radio without my permission.
"She has sent Ahiah here before, hasn't she?" "AH! AHIAH! WHERE!" Logan anime sweat dropped...
In the living room with Victor and Kori...
Victor had found a few of the Waffle Bowl survivors, and was about to maliciously devour them. "NOW I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE!" he said as he poured maple syrup on them, then melted butter. Kori was preparing her Pudding of Vengeance. " 1 cup of fish guts. 2 lbs of jelly. 1 strawberry milkshake. 1/3 lb. Of spinach, 1 fried lizard, a pack of tofu, yep." All of a sudden, the big screen thingy came on, and a picture of Hannah the Great came onto it.
"Good morning titans, I trust you slept well?" The two titans nodded, and the waffles ran off. Hannah continued. "I sent yet another innocent preteen from the dimension of reality. Her name is Logan, and she is to be staying with you until I can get another portal to a Room With a Moose. Kori, she loves hugs, and tameranean pudding. Tell Richard that she loves his fluffy thong collection, and Garfield that she loves tofu. Good luck. Oh, and keep an eye on her. I'll report back in a day or so." And with that, the screen went off.
Back in our favorite couples room.
Raven and Gar had started to make out again, after they explained exactly how they knew Hannah and Ahiah. Logan slowly walked out of the door into the hallway. Just as the door shut, two waffles ran by, followed by a half robot. Noticing Logan, he stopped. "Well, hello little lady. You must be Logan. Hannah sent us a transmission, and said that she is gonna fix the portal to a Room With a Moose soon." Logan gave him her blank stare, then said "what kind of shit did hannah get me into?" "A lot. See, Richards gay, Gar and Raven make out 24/7, Kori is always high, and I am out to kill the waffle population."
"And how long am I stuck here?" "Until Alex can fix the portal to a Room with a MOOSE!" Then, Victor saw the waffles, and sped off to catch them. "I WILL destroy you, Chief He- Who-Has-Grudge-Against-Butter!" Logan, seemingly un-phased, went to the most dreaded place on earth. Robins room.
As Logan walked into his room, she was greeted by the scariest thing besides, well, Keely doing her stripper dance. Richards room was completely pink. Even the carpet was hot pink. There was a rack that held Hello Kitty underwear in every color, style, and size. The vanity was a dull pink with fluffy trim. His bed was pink too.
Listening closely, Logan could hear singing and a shower behind one of the many doors. " I love you, you love me, we're a happy family, with a great big hug, and a kiss from me to you, wont you say you love me too?" (Thank you aria for that tidbit of lyrics.) Then the chorus for YMCA were sung. Logan walked out of the room, and back into the hallway.
Next stop, the kitchen. Kori was just pulling her blue, furry, moving, lumpy pudding out of the fridge. "Hello new friend!" Kori screamed as she went to hug Logan. "Need to breathe. GET OFF OF ME!" she practically bellowed at Kori. Kori did as she was told.
"New friend, would you like to taste my Pudding Of Vengeance?" Logan looked at the concoction. "What the hell is in that?" " 1 cup of fish guts. 2 lbs of jelly. 1 strawberry milkshake. 1/3 lb. Of spinach, 1 fried lizard, a pack of tofu, and LSD."
When Logan opened her mouth to protest, in went a heaping spoonful of pudding. The look on Logan's face went from disgusted to extremely happy. "MUST HAVE MORE!" she screamed as she stole the bowl (LOOK! IT RHYMES!) And spoon, and ran to the living room. (That wasn't sposed to rhyme) Soon, all of the "pudding" was gone, and they had one extremely hyper 12 year old.
"I LOVE CHASE!" was heard over and over in the tower. Then she went and puked.
The next day, hannah sent in another transmission.
"HANNAH YOU GODDAMN SON OF A BI-
She was cut sort when hannah said... "Chase is mine. ALL MINE! HA!" Logan went ballistic. Just then, Logan was sucked into a portal that brought her back to the present dimension. She started to laugh maniacally. "ALEX! GET THE PORTAL FOR A ROOM W/ A MOOSE! NOW!"and alex did so. Then Logan was in a room w/ a moose. Forever.
I am sorry. I know that chapter sucked, but I have writers block. I know it was short. Give me ideas of what you want the next chapter to be.
Disclaimer: um... I own this lemon holds up piece of fruit not teen titans, not Logan, not a room with a moose, not Alex.
Dedication": another ded. To MillicentRaven. She helped me get slightly over my writers block, just enough so I could get this story. I would also like to thank darksideofblue, and aria for telling me which songs to use. Oh, and Logan , cuz she is the main character.