Brittany: Hello and welcome to chapter two! Still need ideas!

Riku: (still muttering)

OOOO

Sora gasped as the bottle stopped and landed on…Riku.

(Riku: Damn it, Brittany!)

"Now wait a minute, guys don't have to kiss guys, do they?" Riku said. Kairi shrugged. "Let's ask the audience. Everyone for guys on guys and girls on girls raise your hand." The result was shocking. Almost everyone had their hand up, except for Riku, Sora, and Kairi. "Well then that's settled. Come on Sora, you have to do this!" Sora was shaking. It was totally gross to kiss a person your own gender!

"On the lips!" Everyone cheered. Riku and Sora swore greatly and they got closer. "I'm going to kill you after this," Riku muttered quietly to Sora. Sora laughed quietly. "Don't bother, I'll already be dead." It seemed forever when at last they finally touched lips. Sora swore again and spat onto the ground. "That was discusting!" Riku was almost to the verge of throwing up all over the carpet. He ran to the bathroom and shut the door.

"Okay, next person!" said Kairi. Cloud grabbed the bottle and gave it a spin. It slowed down and landed on a random fangirl. She squealed and jumped on him and kissed him for a long time. Finally the crowd had to pry her body off of him. "I love you Cloud! Call me at 469-3056!" she said before they threw her outside and shut the door.

(Author's note: The fangirl's number is a bunch of random numbers. If one of the readers actually has this number, it is entirely coincidental!)

"My turn!" Kairi said. Just as she reached the bottle, Riku came back from the bathroom back to normal. Kairi spun the bottle and it landed between two people. She spun again and it landed on….

Sora was crossing his fingers again and pleading his name inside his head. The bottle stopped. Sora opened his eyes and saw the bottle pointing directly at him.

"Oooohhhh," the audience said. "Yes!" Sora cheered. Kairi blushed and they kissed. Sora felt all happy inside. He felt as if he was running in a field of beautiful flowers with music in the background and he was dancing and was so happy. "Sora? Sora are you alright? Sora, you're staring at nothing!" said a voice. Sora came back down to earth. Everyone was staring at him. "Uh…I have ADD?" Sora lied as an excuse. Everyone said "oh," and stared at the person who was supposed to spin next.

"Donald, your turn…" Sora said, still in a dreamy state. Donald spun the bottle and it landed Terk. (Donald's admirer gorilla, remember?) "Ahh!" Donald said, screaming (like he did after he read the King's note at the castle) and running away. The gorilla chased after him and they ran out the door.

Now it was Riku's turn. Several girls were eying the bottle closely, as if their very lives depended on who the bottle landed on. "Okay, here it goes," said Riku, giving the bottle a very fast spin. "Please not a guy, please not a guy," Riku said in his head. It landed on the author of this story.

(Author: heh heh heh!) (Riku: Yah!) (fangirls: WHA?)

Riku and Brittany kiss and Brittany feels so happy! Riku sits back down and now it is Goofy's turn to spin the bottle. "Agyuk!" Goofy said, saying his weird laugh and spinning the bottle. It landed on the TV and Goofy immediately ran to it. He slobbered all over the TV and everyone had weird looks on their faces. "You just ruined my mom's brand new TV!" Sora yelled at Goofy, who was pink in the face. "I can fix that," Goofy said, grabbing a towel and wiping off the drool.

"Hey, where'd the bottle go?" Everyone looked down to see the bottle missing. "Oh well," said Riku. "I guess we'll just have to play—"

OOOOO

Brittany: Mwa ha ha ha! Okay, till next chapter! (still needs ideas)

Riku: ……