Brittany: Okay, that review I got was really mean! This is a humor story, just for fun! Riku doesn't have to act like his normal self! The Kingdom Hearts characters can throw parties, damn it! This is MY story and I can make it how I want it! (breathes heavily in anger)

Riku: (backs away from Brittany) Well, continue with the story then, readers.

OOOOO

Riku jumped up and said, "I know, let's play a different game. How about…"

"Strip poker!" yelled a random guy. 3 girls ran up to him and slapped him on the head.

"…Sora." Riku said. "How about you and I have a battle?" Sora looked at him and remembered he wanted to kill him after the "incident" with the bottle. "Yah sure, I can take you." Sora said, grabbing his Keyblade. "But wait, Riku, you don't have a weapon!"

Riku smiled. "I do now." Sora's Keyblade appeared in Riku's hands and Sora ended up with the wooden sword again. "Aw man!" Sora said. Everyone cleared the living room to make room for Riku and Sora's fight.

"And, go!" Kairi said. Riku ran at Sora and attacked him.

"Agh, my arm!" Sora said. A small scratch appeared. Riku attacked again.

"Agh, my other arm!" Sora said. Riku jumped up and swung the Keyblade at Sora again.

"Agh, my leg!"

Riku stopped. "you're making this too easy." Riku ran up and was about to attack Sora once again, when a light suddenly illuminated the living room.

"What the?" Riku said. Sora's heart area was glowing brightly and Sora levitated off the ground a few feet. Sora opened his eyes that were now shining brightly. Sora's sword glowed and the Keyblade disappeared from Riku's hand and appeared in Sora's.

Now Riku had a different sword and Sora was back to normal, holding the Keyblade. "Damn not again!" Riku shouted, running at Sora and trying to attack him with all his might. But the Keyblade seemed to have a mind of it's own, blocking every one of Riku's attacks.

"And the winner is…Sora!" Kairi said. Riku plopped onto the couch with a bunch of scratches on his face. Everyone ran up to Sora and lifted him onto their shoulders. "Sora! Sora! Sora!" They cheered. Sora smiled and Kairi ran up to him. "My hero!"

Then Sora woke up.

"What happened?" Sora said, getting up. He noticed everyone was in a circle with a bottle in the middle.

"Well," Kairi said. "The bottle landed on me when you spun it. You took a drink from that cup and then you passed out." Sora whined. "So it was all a dream?" Everyone stared at him blankly. "Hold on," Yuffie said, grabbing the cup that was in Sora's hand. She smelled the outside rim and said "aha! Someone spiked the punch! …but who?"

Everyone looked at each other suspiciously. "It was me, kupo!" Came a voice. It was one of those creatures from Traverse town. It was holding up an empty bottle and it was having a hard time keeping balanced. Once the punch was removed and the creatures were kicked out, Sora started to have second thoughts about the party.

"We really shouldn't continue this party," Sora said to Riku. "My mom will be back from work soon." Riku laughed. "She won't be back for about 3 hours. Come on, relax, Sora! Enjoy the party." Sora sighed. "Alright…"

Riku and Sora walked back into the living room where they were having break dancing contests. Goofy and Donald were pretty good. "Beat that!" Donald said to the crowd. "No problem," said a voice, and Kairi stepped out from the crowd. Everyone ooed and awed as she did flips, kicks, spins, and steps.

"Wow, Kairi! I had no idea you could dance so well!" Sora said. Kairi smiled. Goofy and Donald were dumbstruck as Kairi made her finishing move. Suddenly the doorbell rang.

"Sora! I'm home!" said the voice of Sora's mother. The sound of keys opening the door filled the silent room. Everyone scrambled out to the back door and made it out just as Sora's mom entered the house.

"Uh, hi mom! You're home early!" Sora said, kicking someone's jacket under the couch and away from Sora's mom's view.

Suddenly Sora's mom laughed. "Who said I was your mother?" There was the sound of thunder crashing as "Sora's mom" took off her mask. Sora gasped as he saw who it was.

"Ansem!" Sora cried.

"Yes, foolish child…I'm back…"

Sora was dumbstruck. "My mom is Ansem?…Mommy!" Sora said, running up to Ansem and giving him a hug.

"You idiot!" Ansem cried, pushing Sora off of him. "I'm not your mother! I was using her as a disguise to get close to you so that I can do…THIS!" A pool of darkness flooded Sora's ankles and he was closed within a cage of dark aura.

"Aw man!" Sora said.

"Mwa ha ha ha! Now that I have you right where I want you…" cried Ansem, but he stopped suddenly and thought about something.

"Uh…what are you going to do?" said Sora.

"I'm not sure, I uh, never thought I'd actually capture you…"

"Well whatever it is, I know something that can stop you!"

"Oh, and what's that?"

"LIGHT!"

Sora's body immediately glowed with light. The light reached Ansem but it had no effect.

"You fool! Nothing can defeat me!"

Sora thought for a minute. "Wait a minute…nothing can defeat you…that's it!" he said, realizing something.

"What?" Ansem said. "What are you going to do?"

"nothing!"

There was silence, and then…

"NO!" Ansem was sucked into a portal and was defeated. The dark aura disappeared and Sora was left standing in the middle of the floor. "Whoa, Sora, how did you defeat Ansem?" said Donald and Goofy as they came out from behind the couch.

"Well," Sora said. "Ansem said that 'nothing' would defeat him, so I did nothing and well…I defeated him!"

"Brilliant!" Donald said.

"Genius!" Goofy said.

Everyone came back into the living room and danced again. Suddenly the front door opened.

"Sora I'm home," said Sora's mom. She walked in and saw everyone in the living room.

"SORAAAA!" his mom shrieked.

"Aw man I am so grounded…" Sora muttered to himself.

OOOO

Brittany: The end! Or is it?

Riku: There will be a next chapter, though.

Brittany: Riku! Don't TELL them!

Riku: whatever.