Chapter 3:"The First Murder"
"What the..."My alarm just went off as I awoke.I yawned and got up outta bed got dressed and slung my guns on.I had to cook breakfeast,clean my guns,and check the ammo.I opened the door and walked to the kitchen.It was still a little dark.
"Hmmm,what to cook?"I asked myself as I rummeged around the kitchen looking for somthing worth cooking
"Tofu,what the hell,damn anti meat people,this has no right in the kitchen when I cook"I threw the tofu in the trash.I headed outside to start a fire and fry up some real food.
"They'll learn what food really is after today"I said still talking to myself.
When I got outside there was still dark left.I looked around,there wasn't much to burn.A few wooden staffs lying on the ground.
"These will have to do"I said as I grabbed the staffs and started to brake them in half
I piled them all in a stack ready to be burned.I pulled out a match,struck it on my boot and lit a piece of cloth on fire and eased it on to the kinlen.the fire was starting to grow.I got the frying pan out a long with some eggs and steak I found in the tower and placed it over the fire.It was about six a clock now.I about five minutes the food would be cooked and time to eat.
5 MIN. LATER
As I set the food on the table and wondered to myself "Wonder if their up,damn it lazy people"
"Breakfeast!"I yelled
...Silence
"Damn"I wispered
I sighed and pulled out my six shooter and loaded it up with blanks.BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG click no more ammo.I waited a moment then..BOOM the Titans burst in the room all of em'
"Titans G.."Robin trailed off
"Well,well,well don't you feel stupid...again,breakfeast"I said
"But its six AM"BB whined
"Yay it took you a total of oh I'd say about three minitues to figure that out,now dig in I got steak,eggs,and coffee,now eat or starve"I said sternly
"Dude,I don't eat meat!"
"Well I'd advise you start right now or you stave all of today"I said as poured myself a cup of coffee
"Do we have any milk or sugar"Robin asked
"Its called black for a reason"I told him
I sat down at the table and began to eat.
"Well it seems the only one that is actully going to survive the day is Cyborg"I told the others
They all looked at Cyborg he was too busy eating to notice a thing.Everyone excepet BB grabed a plate and began to eat.
"Dude what am I supposed to eat?"BB was once again whining
"Like I said before,eat or starve"
I got up and put my plate in the dishwasher and poured myself some more coffee.BB began to drink some coffee.He took one sip and spit it all back out on the floor.
"I ain't cleaning that up"I said and left the room
When I got to my room I opened my gym bag and got my rag and some gun oil and began to clean my guns.I decided to use my Showstopers insted of my six shooter,my repeating rifle and some dynamite.All of a sudden the room flashed red and I grabed my weapons and rushed to the front room.
"What is it"I asked when I came to the room
"Trouble,Titans Go!"Robin yelled
The Scene of the crime
I got out of the T car and rushed over to where Robin and the others were standing.
"Damn!"I yelled
It was a murder.A grusome one to,The arm was cut off a shot to the head what looked like to be stab wounds to the chest.I tiped my hat
"Why would someone do such a thing friend Robin"Starfire asked
"Wait"I said
A small card caught my eye it was lying next to the body folded in half.It was a playing card one of those ace death cards,it had a skelaton on it and in small leters at the bottem were "ThEy'Ll AlL StArT DrOpInG LiKe FlYs SoOn"(They'll All Start Droping Like Flys Soon)
"Well we can't just leave em' here"Robin said
BB and Cyborg was already puking their guts out.I walked over to the body and threw on my back
"Raven..."I stoped I just stared at her "Damn Shooter pull it together" I told myself
"What"Raven asked me
"Go open the back of the car for me"
"Oh no you are not puting him in my car!"Cyborg was yelling
"We got to"Robin said
I put him in the very back seat.
"Well of tho the meat house"I Yelled and got in the car
"The what?"Cyborg asked me
"Where you take dead people"I said
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