DISCLAIMER: I don't have the brain-power to create FMA.
AUTHOR NOTE: Now it actually starts... please review, it makes me happy.
CHAPTER 2
"Lieutenant Havoc, could I speak with you for a moment?" Hawkeye asked.
Havoc blinked. "Uh, sure Lieutenant. What can I help you with?"
"Would you like to get revenge on the Colonel?"
A slow grin starts to form. "What do I have to do?"
"I need you to find a priest…"
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"Edward."
"Yes, Hawkeye? Do you want something?"
"Would you like to get revenge on the Colonel?"
"Do you really need to ask?"
"When I tell you to, I need you to…"
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The next day, when Roy came in to his office, he was greeted with the usual paperwork, courtesy of Hawkeye. "These need to be signed today, sir." She said, hand dangerously close to her gun.
With a mental sigh, Roy started in on the boring duty, as usual never paying attention to anything he signed. As long as they get signed, did they really HAVE to be read?
Little did he know that Hawkeye was keeping track of how far down in the stack he got. When he reached a certain point, she gave the signal to Ed.
CRASH!
Roy started as someone burst through his window, and reached immediately for his gloves—
THWAP!
--and fell unconscious.
Ed looked slightly disappointed as Hawkeye came in. "That's all? What kind of revenge is this? I mean, it IS fun hitting him over the head, but…"
Hawkeye looked at him disapprovingly. "This is just the beginning, have some patience, Edward." She started sorting through the stack that Mustang had already signed, looking for some specific papers. When she found them, Hawkeye smiled smugly and showed them to Ed.
Ed was puzzled until he looked closely. Then he gaped. "What the hell? He just SIGNED that?"
Hawkeye was practically on Cloud Nine. "The Colonel never checks what he's signing. You're almost as bad, Edward."
Ed sobered a bit. "But this—this--- oh, this is perfect, Hawkeye. Just perfect."
"I think so, too." She replied, and they both smiled maliciously at each other. "Help me carry him out to the car. Havoc's driving…"