Thank you: Livalittle, fmafan-92, Feral Alchemist, blade assassin, Sniper Hawkeye, ILUVED For Reviewing! If I forgot someone, I'm sorry.

AN: Congrats to blade assassin for figuring out my plot. Also, fmafan-92 has a point when they say my chapters could be longer. I agree. I even tried/cries/ I can't help myself, I can't make them too long/wail/ The best I can to compensate for this HORRID flaw is write more faster! So, I'll try to get out more chapters faster, alright? Sorry.

CHAPTER 4

Havoc was undeniably pleased. Pleased beyond the bounds of reason.

Mustang could no longer steal his girlfriends.

And, with sex being denied by Hawkeye at every turn, Mustang was suffering Severe Sex Withdrawal. This resulted in Mustang becoming more and more irritable and 'snap-happy'.

"I don't think he's going to survive much longer if this keeps up," remarked Ed, lurking outside Mustang's office with Havoc, peeking in once in a while to observe their suffering superior.

"What do ya mean?"

"Well, let me put it in perspective for you…" said Ed slowly. "Pretend for a moment that you had to quit smoking. If you smoked one more cigarette, you would die."

Havoc blinked.

"Now, imagine that half the people you see, for the rest of your life, has a couple of packs of cigarettes attached to the front of their shirt, and they would share with you if only you asked them. In fact, most of the time you don't even HAVE to ask, they'll offer you some! Now, how would you feel at this point?"

"That's not fair boss, comparing women to a couple packs of cigs."

Ed shrugged. "Well, think about it a bit. Sometimes, when getting off of cravings, people will try to substitute something in its place…"

"What are you suggesting? That he's going to go after men now?"

"Watch your ass, Havoc!" waving merrily, Ed departed.

Havoc gulped. Suddenly, Mustang opened his door. "What are you doing?" he asked calmly.

Havoc ran screaming down the hallway, clutching his butt.

Roy Mustang stared.

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AN: please, don't ask, I have no idea where that came from either… I was supposed to write about… never mind. I'll do that next chapter. Hope it was enjoyable anyway! I guess you could call this a 'filler chapter'…