Hey everybody!!! What are you all doing? You are reading this of course! This is my beautiful new Zelda fic. Be nice, it's my first real Zelda one.
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Link gasped as he walked out the Temple of Time. The Hyrule Marketplace was completely annihilated, and the only things moving were ReDead. Link couldn't believe they made him train in the Light Realm for a whole 7 years. He could have been here, he could have stopped this. Now it might be too late for everything…
As Link thought these somber thoughts, he slowly became aware of a threat, an enemy that was coming to find him. He could almost hear the sinister music. He was about to draw his sword, and a small tap on his shoulder nearly made him jump out of his skin. He was anticipating an attack , not a small touch. what he thought was a ReDead turned out to be a girl who looked about his age.
"Are you alright?" she asked, pushing her short crimson bangs out of her eyes. The rest of her hair was pulled into two short pigtails near on the upper part of the back of her head. (Think the chick of Pkmn coloseum) "You sho' don't look like the any sort of 'hero' to me." She said, squinting one bright blue eye at him. Link simply stood, dumbfounded. Who was this girl who sounded like she knew him?
"Malon?" that was the only red-head he could think of. When he spoke, the girl's eyes went very round.
"Do you really think I look like her? That is so cool! She is so awesome! I just saw her playing like last week!" the girl shrieked, obviously ecstatic.
"So I'll take that as a no. But what are you talking about? You saw her playing?" the girl nodded her head.
"Yup. She's the lead singer of the Purple Flamingos. They are like the /33t35t band! I go to every show, and I always get good seats, cuz I like know all the peeps on the band. In H-"
"I get it." Link interrupted her. "She's in a band. Right. So who are you?" the girl grew very serious looking andeveything seemed to get darker.
"I am… TANI THE MOO-MOO CHARMER, AND YOU SHALL COWER BEFORE ME!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!" Link stood, mouth hanging open.
"You have got to be kidding me."
"Well of course I am. The one you should really be afraid is down at the Lake right now, I think."
"Huh?"
"What?"
"What did you say?"
"What? I said what."
"No, before that."
"What what?"
"What?!?"
"That's what I asked you! Jeez, could you like stop being confusing?" Tani said in a condescending tone.
"I'm sorry. Wait why am I apologizing?!?"
"Beats the pineapple out of me. Wanna play with my yo-yo?"
"N-no, I'm, I'm good thanks." Link said. He was very mixed up.
"Suit yourself." The girl pulled out a round yo-yo, which was bLinking suspiciously, and began to spin it expertly.
"So. Why are you here again? I mean, why are you talking to me?" Link questioned.
"I am here because it was decided that you will require assistance if you are to defeat the great evil in this land."
"Huh?"
"They don't think you can take Ganondork on yer own."
"Oh. Well that's not very nice. So, are you here to take me to this 'assistance' or something?" the girl simply blinked in disbelief.
"I am here to help you! Goddesses above you are dense! Notice the warrior-ish clothes!" She motioned to the tight silver Capri's and what appeared to be a purple haori. (Kinda like Inu's, only with no sleeves.)
"Okay. I get it. So, what's your weapon?"
"I'm an archer!" She exclaimed happily. "See, here's my bo- oh no." she had reached around behind her back in search of the weapon. Only to discover there was nothing there but her quiver. She got teary-eyed. "A random bush gave me that bow after I answered his impossible question. I loved it like it was my own toe…" Link simply shook his head. "Oh well, I'll live." She began humming as she skipped towards the entrance.
"Where you going now?" Link asked.
"The Kokiri Forest, duh." She said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"What?" Link asked, startled. "why are you going to my home?" There's something funky goin on over there. And that one chick, uhm, what's her name? Sámi, no, Sara? That's no right… Samanthia…"
"Saria?!" Link asked, worried about his childhood friend. Tani snapped her fingers.
"Yup. That's the one. She's been missing for awhile now. We should- Link? Where'd he go?" He was taking off towards the Forest, with Tani chasing frantically after him. In their hurry, neither of them saw the smirk of the person atop the Hyrule drawbridge.
"So the Hero has awoken. This ought to be fun."
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Whew! Well, there's the first chapter! Woohoo! So many exclamation points! Will we ever find out the what the bush's impossible question was? Please review! Tell me what you think. Pleasepleaseplease! Thank you!